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Hikers May Have Found Fossett Items
An Anonymous reader writes "CNN is reporting 'A weathered sweat shirt, cash and a pilot license with Fossett's name were found Tuesday near Mammoth Lakes, police Chief Randy Schienle said.' The license did not have a photo. '"We're not certain that it belongs to Steve Fossett, but it certainly has his name on the ID," Schienle said.'"
The body is being kept in a cooler offsite, for a conference tomorrow in California
In other news, a salon discount card with Amelia Earheart's name and picture was found floating in the South Atlantic by a passing schooner.
That's 'cause the ALIENS took 'im.
And they kept the plane.
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
The ALIENS saw his flight around the world and thought, "hey we can take this human and make him fly our space ships!"
Except for this one time...
Nonsense! Everyone knows that aliens use video games to determine the worth of a pilot.
Today is red jello day - all workers must eat all of their red jello. Failure to comply will result in five demerits.
Ok, so a world-renowned pilot takes off in 2,000 pounds of airplane, steel, fuel, and glass, What's found? A partially burned piece of some of the most flammable things on the plane,
Have you seen the remains of the towers on 9/11? It's bizarre what can come out of a catastrophic event.
I'm not saying it's genuine or fake, but your criteria doesn't prove anything either.
Stewart: "how do you know the twin towers collapsed there?"
Joe: "Well, I found a little plastic card and some chewing gum"
Stewart: "noo.. concrete chunks? no steel fragments?"
Joe: "nope"
Stewart: "with all due respect sir, this structure was several hundred meters tall"
Joe: "It's bizarre what survives a catastrophic event.
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Listen, the plane was going down. I took his money. I lost a backpack on the landing, so I just need to get that money back. You can keep the shirt. Thanks, DB Cooper
15 minutes later old man comes out of lake after a refreshing swim and says, "Hey, who the fuck took my wallet and my shirt!?"
The world you experience is only a close approximation of reality.
You must be using the binary 10 (2).
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He has a knack for that sort of thing.
She's Amelia's second cousin who has been missing since an odd, but hilarious, kite flying mishap on the shores of the Outer Banks, you insensitive clod.
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
The hiker, Preston Morrow, said he found an FAA identity card, a pilot's license, a third ID and $1,005 in cash tangled in a bush off a trail just west of the town of Mammoth Lakes on Monday.
I wonder if the hiker bothered to look *up* ?
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Reiser said Fossett went back to Russia with "some Puerto Rican guy."
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.