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Sysadmin Steals Almost 20,000 Pieces of Computer Equipment
coondoggie writes "Now this is some serious computer theft. We're talking 19,709 pieces of stolen computer equipment from the US Naval Research Laboratory in Washington, DC. The theft included everything from PCs and printer toner to hard drives, software and other office equipment amounting to over $120,000, according to court documents and published reports."
Where do I find these $6 computers this guy is stealing?
19,709 pieces of stolen computer equipment [...] amounting to over $120,000
Wow, that's almost $6.09 per stolen item! Truly, this is comparable to a $700,000,000,000 wall street bailout.
In further news, a source inside the Pentagon reports that 17 pencils have been reported missing over the last three months. "These are critical communication devices, built to mil spec standards. They have the potential to inflict injury to an untrained operator. The Pentagon takes these communications security breaches quite seriously, and we will be looking for further funding to study this National Vulnerability."
Like, a big box of CD-Rs or something. If he had stolen a single CPU, they might as well have claimed that he stole more than 40 million transistors.
... I believe you still have my err, uh, stapler.
wants to be free!
And then what does it still have to do with YRO, unless he stole it over SSH under the guise of "free (as in computer parts) speech"...
And I felt bad when I used a company CD-R!
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
19,700 sheets of paper....
No, it was just a couple PCs. They're just using the RIAA/CD-R theory to say that, since it was a couple really fast computers, it was the equivalent of thousands of 386's.
Toner particles bring the average down.
Apparently he didn't get any of those $600 toilet seats or $900 hammers that we used to hear about the military procuring.
Life needs more saving throws.
This reminds me of the old joke... "The Pentagon reports today that a truckload of toilet seats was stolen in transit. The estimated street value is $2 billion..."
ANY military institution that lets goddamn NINETEEN THOUSAND PIECES OF HARDWARE EQUIPMENT to be stolen,
.... well im speechless .... i cant even find analogies.
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on a related note, does anyone wanna buy a box of paperclips?
I wrote my first program at the age of six, and I still can't work out how this website works.
My thoughts exactly. Was this a case of 19,000 pencils and then a few PCs?
Couldn't be, were talking 'military spec' pencils which cost at least $200 each
He only stole one computer, took a picture of it and copied it 20,000 times.
Because in USA, copying is stealing!
"... Federal investigators say they have nothing to go on."
It's not every day you hear dumpster-diving being termed 'elegant'.
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Best way to sneak small things out of work is to (1) sell it on ebay and then (2) mail it while (3) pocketing the money. (Like that guy on MASH who mailed a jeep piece-by-piece.) Nobody examines packages closely.
There's the old joke about the guy who takes a wheel barrow of straw out of the yard every day, the security guard knows he's stealing something and searches it every day, but find only straw! Years later they bump into each other and the guard asks now its too late to do anything about it... what were you stealing? and the guy grins and says 'wheelbarrows'.
from TFA: private information from 14 employees and contractors who worked at the laboratory from 1998 to 2002 had been found on CDs or zip drives (emphasis mine)
Cutting edge military hardware.
Well those zip drives did have the click of death....
There are 1 kinds of people in this world, those who start indexing with 0, and thouse who don't?
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Watch out; the Russians are going to somehow get their hands on a hard drive containing data on submarine magnetohydrodynamic propulsion, adapt it to a (slightly) larger Typhoon-class sub, and confuse the hell out of Naval sonar techs with singing.