Toxic Fumes From Mac Pros?
Fanboi Killa writes "Apple is investigating damning claims, published in a leading French newspaper, that its computers emit a toxic odor containing chemicals including the cancer-causing benzene. Apple has not denied the accusations. Its spokesman, Bill Evans, told Macworld the company had not found any evidence to support the claim but Apple would continue to investigate. Posts on Apple's own discussion boards suggest the Mac maker knew about potentially toxic odors being linked to its computers as early as December last year."
It's just the smell of smug.
Source of the reality distortion field revealed!
Further studies show that the fumes also cause a false sense of self worth and belonging as well as an elitist attitude.
"I don't have to think. I only have to do it. The results are always perfect, but that's old news." - Meat Puppets
Maybe Mom won't let them smoke outside, you insensitive clod, so they are stuck in the basement. Besides, that awful burning thing in the sky is out there. I forget what they call it but it's fucking scary.
I was in the Apple store when I was in Paris recently, and I let an SBD rip.
As God is my witness I went to wake up my 8 year old son and he wasn't cooperating, so I turned on the light and pulled the covers off him. "The Light! It burns ussss!" was his response.
No more Rings Trilogy before bedtime.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson