Cheaper Car Insurance For Gamers
I know your first reaction is that this story is gonna be an ad, but
SpuriousLogic's story is actually about insurers considering giving a discount to elderly gamers. The question is: does gaming improve mental agility and make you a safer driver? And if so, I'll have to add gaming to mowing the lawn for my weekly chores.
...as elderly gamers probably spend very little time in their cars.
All my years of FreeCell and Minesweeper will not have been in vain.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
You probably don't have a life, so you can drive less? World or Warcraft should give you an 80% discount on your car insurance, heck it could cover the monthly fee. I see synergy.
With apologies to Ron White:
"Real life driving is not like a racing game, and I'm quoting a judge on this one"
Does Carmageddon count?
If you quote this signature there'll be 72 copies of Windows ME waiting for you in Heaven.
But we all know that space fighter video game experience translates well into the real world
hey, if it keeps grandpa from having an accident, let the actuaries go at it and find out how much they should save.
"Did you make it level 48 yet of BloodWars III, Willibur? No... but I saved a ton on my car insurance."
bad Japanese monster movies.
I read the headline as "Cheaper Car Insurance For Gamera ".
I guess Godzilla and Mothra have to pay more.
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
*ring ring* Hey Dan?
Its Joe. I got some good news and bad news.
The bad news is i just smoked a pedestrian with your car, cuz i had a GTA flashback.
But the good news is a just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Go go Gadget Nailgun!