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No Space Porn (For Now)

Posted by timothy on from the perpetual-virgin-galactic dept.

With the entry to sub-orbital flight, and even orbital flight, becoming ever so slightly easier, the obvious thought of space porn kicks in. Who wouldn't want to see two or more people going at it like rabbits in a weightless environment (or at least trying to go at it like rabbits in a weightless environment)? Sadly, Virgin Galactic has turned down a $1 million offer to do just that. The offer was made by an unidentified party who was willing to put the money up front to do a space porn movie. Considering that a flight aboard VG costs $200,000 for a two-hour flight, $1 million doesn't seem too bad. Though how much you could actually do and perform in two hours is debatable. And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?

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  1. Still waiting for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two girls, one spaceship.

    1. Re:Still waiting for... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was gross enough when it was just a tiny little cup. If you expect two girls to fill a whole spaceship, those are going to be some big girls.

    2. Re:Still waiting for... by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      Considering what you are talking about, I don't think you are being NEARLY vague enough. Somebody might actually figure out what you are talking about.

    3. Re:Still waiting for... by PachmanP · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dreamed? Forget dreaming remember May 23, 2005!

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  2. Gah by gilgongo · · Score: 3, Funny

    There was a time when sex was interesting. Now it's just boring.

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    1. Re:Gah by gibbled · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are obviously not doing right.

      RTFM, dude!

    2. Re:Gah by hobbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not boring, it's drilling! :)

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    3. Re:Gah by Gewalt · · Score: 4, Funny

      There was a time when sex was interesting. Now it's just boring.

      Ya, well, that's marriage for you.

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    4. Re:Gah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean RTFFM.

    5. Re:Gah by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Funny

      That man page vanished sometime in the mid nineties.

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  3. I know why they turned it down by Talgrath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Think of the mess that a facial would make in zero-G environments...the whole ship would be all sticky.

  4. New Title by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Zero-G-Spot

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    1. Re:New Title by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sometimes Virgin just isn't interested in sex.

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  5. re-write by globaljustin · · Score: 4, Funny

    >And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?

    This is porn, right? You could write that into the script!

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    1. Re:re-write by The_Rook · · Score: 4, Funny

      >And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?

      heh heh - you called them actors.

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    2. Re:re-write by niktemadur · · Score: 5, Funny

      C'mon, you can do better than that, there's countless possibilities out there.

      - Houston, We Have Rear Entry
      - Apollo 69
      - The 100 Mile-High Club
      - Suborbital Gangbang MILFs
      - In Space, No One Can Hear You Cum
      - Lagrange Point Latinas

      Shit, these things are a dime a dozen, how about some classics:

      - Talk Dirty To Me (In A Chuck Yeager Monotone)
      - Debbie Does Clavius

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  6. Duh by jdc180 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Virgin Galactic would have to change it's name!

    1. Re:Duh by svnt · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dunno, Galactic Whore has a nice ring to it.

  7. Damnit, we already made up the title for it! by anomnomnomymous · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Bang 9 From Outer Space"

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  8. New tag by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

    New tag: idlehasnopants

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  9. Re:Space Porn Bloopers by philspear · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to mention afterwards for the guy... does it just STAY up?

  10. Re:Space Porn Bloopers by apodyopsis · · Score: 3, Funny

    she might need some handles to hang onto?


    well the average slashdotter is probably in with a chance then...

  11. Re:Trying to avoid funny remarks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    To boldly go where no man has gone before!

    To boldly come where no man has come before

    There, fixed that for you

  12. to boldly come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    where no man has come before

    /obvious