Michael Robertson Sued Over Missing Linspire Cash
An anonymous reader writes "Blogger and
ex-Linspire CEO Kevin Carmony reports that Michael Robertson has been sued
by a Linspire shareholder to get to the bottom of what happened to Linspire's
assets. One hundred shareholders have been left uninformed as to what
happened to the company and its assets after Linspire was sold to Xandros a few
months back."
better get used to the feeling of my massive first post lodged up your faggot ass, you homos!
He freed the money as part of his Open Vault Software initiative.
Linux isn't profitable...
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate yours'! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?
...other than the caption in the article, "Michael Robertson - Greedy, crook or just incompetent?"
Then I found this earlier entry: http://kevincarmony.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-07-12T08:40:00-07:00&max-results=7
It gives details on the company's structure and what Roberts was doing to steal money from the company. Interesting stuff.
Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade
Wait, I thought since I founded the company, that I got to keep the cash. What is all this accounting mumbo-jumbo about? Sarbanes-Oxley? Who is he?
Every time you call tech support, a little kitten dies.
Linspire is not Linux ... it's a mutant created using a Linux kernel but designed around interoperability with MS Windows-type programming. Programs for Linspire are/were not free and certainly were not Linux ... actually there was very little about it that was Linux or even Linux-like. They were trying to make money off of being "not MS and not Linux, either".
I fail to see how Linspire was ever profitable. It didn't offer anything revolutionary and was basically Debian/Ubuntu with a few extra features that no one cared about. Can someone please enlighten me on how Linspire was ever a force in the market?
Taxation is legalized theft, no more, no less.
And this doesn't surprise me. He is a pretty shady character. He was the typical, ego-crazed rich guy who loved pushing everyone else around.
Ever since he tried to defend running as root, I never trusted the guy.
Click N Run was one aspect responsible for their fame. They would take the care to improve and provide pre-configured desktop software in an interface that made it easy to install the software. This was before Synaptic Package Manager was able to do the same thing. Also, before they were called "Linspire", they had the controversial name "Lindows", which connoted that they were trying to provide a Linux desktop that would do things most typical Windows users wanted. A lot of users tried to switch to Linux many times but were frustrated by the experience, so this really had the power to draw a lot of people in. I think that Ubuntu and Fedora succeeded where Linspire failed though.
Twinstiq, game news
Michael Robertson makes Charles Ponzi look legit. Investing in a Robertson start-up is moronic. You would get a better return if you had put $200K in an IndyMac savings account.
Every project this guy has touched has turned to shit.
I can't believe this kind of tripe is making the rounds at /. What's next? Bill Gates reveals his favorite color is peach?
Puhlease
Assets going lower now... going lower now... how loooow can they go?
First you do the steal and run
Embezzlement is so fun!
Lots of money in my house
Keep it quiet, don't tell the spouse!
Kevin Carmony, stupid hick!
Wants the cash back, what a dick!
All around the Lindows clock!
Hey let's do the Lindows rock!
'a';DROP TABLE users; SELECT * FROM DATA WHERE name LIKE '%'... if you're reading this, it didn't work.
Time to start back-dating invoices and generating fake receipts. Not that he would actually be able to do that...I mean you would have to know people who were experts in computer....oh wait.
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Like a good trainwreck, I can't stop watching
i took a bitchslapping for natalie portman
very unlinspiring?
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
>Linux isn't profitable...
Yeah, because according to Carmony were all pirating someones IP right?
Kevin Carmony, Darl McBride.
Separated at birth.
'cause hetero's like me want to know, lonely girl, lonely girl...
I actually liked Linspire. The idea was simple and could have been very profitable: a Linux based OS that was professionally supported. You pay for patches and updates and know it retains support because, well, you pay for it. It didn't work out that way, but the theory was sound. Sorry to see its gone so very very bad.
I don't like Linspire, which I got preinstalled on a PC, so much as I liked the idea behind CNR, Click N Run. I got it more than 2 years ago yet CNR hasn't done much since. They were supposed to create clients for other Linux distros but all they have now is Ubuntu and one other.
Falcon
Should there be a Law?
For the /. record, what other projects should we be aware of?
Curious,
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four-foot prune."