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  1. Re:And so it begins... on IE 8.1 Supports Firefox Plugins, Rendering Engine · · Score: 1

    People sometimes ask me if I could put up with a whole day where I'm cut off from my up-to-the-second news sources, my RSS feeds, my constant torrent of media.

    I say to them, yes, I do it every April 1st. And I end up with the shakes and it strengthens my resolve to never willingly unplug.

    At least there are video games. Sweet, blissful, calendar-unaware video games.

  2. Re:Venerable? on The Return of Zork On ScummVM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's "venerable" because, despite its flaws, it's extremely memorable. I remember so much from that game, and I can't even remember what I played yesterday. There are a half-dozen scenes from that game permanently burned into my brain.

    And because of that, I am totally going to fire the game up in ScummVM, suffer through some warts, but enjoy the heck out playing out the scenes that I've been remembering for years.

  3. Re:As an instructor, software uniformity is crucia on RIP the Campus Computer Lab, 1960-2009 · · Score: 1

    When a course requires a certain software package...

    This is the problem, not what the rest of your post describes. Fix this and the rest of the problem goes away.

  4. Spend the money supporting the students' PCs on RIP the Campus Computer Lab, 1960-2009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Use that money for other, more useful puposes.

    Provide (or upgrade) campus-wide wifi, provide an on-campus "geek squad" that actually knows what they're doing, etc.

  5. My faith says "common ancestry" is bogus! on Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution · · Score: 1

    I don't come from monkeys. I come from Martian water life.

  6. Re:Where are you located? on How Do You Deal With Pirated Programs At Work? · · Score: 1

    Undercover Blues reference = win

  7. Re:How Do Militaries Treat Their Nerds? on How Do Militaries Treat Their Nerds? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well the guy's moron instructors didn't teach him how to instantly extract ammo from a dropped gun with his foot.

  8. Protectionism on Smart Immigrants Going Home · · Score: 5, Funny

    Adding to the brain drain is a problem with slow US visa processing, since last November or so, that has been driving desirable students and scientists out of the country.

    I like my protectionism like I like my women: passive aggressive!

  9. The TechTV legend... on The Art of The Farewell Email · · Score: 2, Funny

    Russ Pitts tells TechTV that he "couldn't care less if the building spontaneously filled with eagle semen"...

  10. Re:Mod parent up on Hadron Collider Relaunch Delayed · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think they should both be sacked, just to be sure.

    ... despite poor economy.

  11. Headline should be... on Obama To Name Melissa Hathaway Cybersecurity Chief · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obama names another cyber post... despite poor economy.

  12. Re:Really? on Apple's Life After Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    Can I have the Eccleston one? I'm still not ready to let go. Too short a time, way too short...

  13. Re:BSOD on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    If by "a lot", you mean "a little", and by "ammunition", you mean "small arms ammo like Remington rifle cartridges, which aren't explosive, and by "secretly" you mean "it was on the damn cargo manifest", then you're on the money.

    Or do you have any sort of legitimate proof that there was some kind of other munitions stowed away on the ship that is actually relevant to its sinking? Anything besides empty "I said it's there" claims?

  14. Re:Manga can be anything on The Manga Guide to Statistics · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, but tentacle porn and pedophilia is not mainstream in the US.

    Look, I said I'm still working on it. I can't do this shit all by myself.

  15. You had me at... on The Manga Guide to Statistics · · Score: 1

    The story line is relatively simple. The protagonist, Rui is a teenage girl.

    Sold!

  16. Re:How to make enemies and alienate people on Ubisoft Testing PC Prince of Persia Without DRM · · Score: 1
  17. Re:Simpsons Movie on Australian Judge Rules Simpsons Cartoon Rip-off Is Child Porn · · Score: 1

    Fantastic!

    Imaginary things are now real! Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

    Another college freshman learns of the concept of "corporate personhood"...

  18. Re:Could you at least explain what it is on jQuery in Action · · Score: 1

    You know, I'm thankful that when I go to a sports website and read an article talking about a quarterback that throws too many interceptions, there aren't morons in the comments complaining that the article doesn't explain what an interception is.

  19. Re:A simple request on jQuery in Action · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Checking the form submission in script is like the sign outside a stadium that says, "don't bring knives into the stadium."

    Checking the form submission on the server side is the burly guy with the metal detector at the entrance.

    The latter can do the job all by himself. The former, by itself, can't be trusted - but the idea of it is to (hopefully) cut down on the other's workload a bit.

  20. Re:So why can't Windows and Linux do this? on Secure OS Gets Highest NSA Rating, Goes Commercial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the big picture, there's a distinct trade-off between security and usability.

    That doesn't mean that, in the small picture, every security improvement comes at the cost of usability. But when you're talking big picture, to get the kind of security you're talking about, you have to rethink what it means to use a computer/OS/etc. Things you currently take for granted (like, as someone else said, plugging a USB device in) become "holes" that have to be closed.

  21. Re:Obvious.... on Why the Widening Gender Gap In Computer Science? · · Score: 1

    It feels like the only reason half my co-workers talk to me is because I'm the only one with tits in the place... not because I'm smart, not because I can code with the best of them, not because I'm funny, or cheerful or anything else.

    To be fair to your co-workers, they're really nice tits.

    (bye, karma! I'll miss you!)

  22. Re:The real key is AJAX on Microsoft's Office Web Will Do iPhone, Linux, Mac · · Score: 1

    Your grandmother doesn't run AJAX. Requests I send her never get responded to!

  23. Instead of copying Legos, go remake Construx on Lego Loses Its Unique Right To Make Lego Blocks · · Score: 1

    I'll be having children in a few years, and I'm not thrilled about bringing them into a world that is without Construx.

  24. Re:Uh oh on Bug In Android Passes Keystrokes To Root Shell · · Score: 1

    But it's going to get funny again, when a bunch of kids who have never even heard of dial-up modems start asking WTF a "NO CARRIER" is.

  25. Re:The Truth on iTunes On OS X Finally Has Competition · · Score: 1

    AppleScript won't help with iTunes on Windows.