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Spacecraft Buzzes By Mercury

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the it's-time-to-buzz-the-planet dept.

Riding with Robots writes "The robotic spacecraft MESSENGER is making its second fly-by of the first planet today, skimming just 200 kilometers above the surface. The fly-by will reveal portions of the planet that have never been seen before, but the main purpose of the maneuver is to prepare for an orbital insertion in 2011. The mission site offers extensive information, along with the first pictures that are already arriving on Earth, with many more expected in the coming hours and days."

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  1. Re:Buzzed by my anus by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you prepared for insertion?

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    Do you even lift?

    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  2. Re:Buzzed by my anus by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical slashdotters long dream of insertion, but are never actually ready.

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    "I don't have to think. I only have to do it. The results are always perfect, but that's old news." - Meat Puppets
  3. Re:Oblig. by Kvasio · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oddly enough, fat bottomed girls are nowhere to be found.

    they are, but hidden behind event horizon

  4. Re:Buzzed by my anus by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's because they didn't want to have to rename the company to "Whores Galactic".

  5. We need to be solving practical problems. by mbstone · · Score: 4, Funny

    When they eventually build a hotel on Mercury, I want an ice machine that works and doesn't keep running out of ice. So how big would such an ice machine have to be on Mercury? Would they have to charge $3 for a soda? I hate those tacky signs that say "No Filling Ice Chests."