Fungus Fire Spores With 180,000 G Acceleration
Hugh Pickens writes "Although a variety of spore discharge processes have evolved among the fungi, those with the longest ranges are powered by hydrostatic pressure and include 'squirt guns' that are most common in the Ascomycota and Zygomycota. In these fungi, fluid-filled stalks that support single spores or spore-filled sporangia, or cells called asci that contain multiple spores, are pressurized by osmosis. Because spores are discharged at such high speeds, most of the information on launch processes from previous studies has been inferred from mathematical models and is subject to a number of errors, but now Nicholas Money, an expert on fungi at Miami University, has recorded the discharges with high-speed cameras at 250,000 frames-a-second and discovered that fungi fire their spores with accelerations up to 180,000 g, calling it 'the fastest flight in nature.' Money and his students, in a justified fit of ecstasy, have created a video of the first fungus opera."
Nature has other fast biological processes. I will cite the Nematocyst cells that jellyfish employ to inject poison into their victims.
... when the cell is stimulated, it squeezes and fires the rope out through the small opening on the outside of the cell and sends a rigid looking line instantly out several feet. This was thought to be one of the fastest biological processes for a while as estimates have placed the force on these coils to be 40,000 g to millions of gs.
Essentially creatures like jellyfish have cells that contain what looks like a coiled rope marinating in poison
I saw a discovery channel special on this once and the video footage they showed up close of these cells reacting just gave you a skin crawling sensation all over your body. But after seeing that, it's no wonder certain box jellyfish or the Portuguese Man O' Wars (not actually jellyfish but a colony of Siphonophorae) can put poison through your skin, through your flesh and down to your bones/organs instantly.
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Fungus fires spores, or
Fungi fire spores
Pick one or the other
Zerg Spore Colonies in Starcraft. Better get 'em while they're young, from a safe distance. Watch for the rush.
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That's SO Money!
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I would have called it the quickest flight in nature, but that's not entirely accurate either.
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Nicholas Money has taken some video "shots" of these fungi firing their spores everywhere?
Perhaps, if we were to plant spore sacs in your brain organ and let its tendrils spread through your flesh, then you would truly understand Juffo-Wup... become part of Juffo-Wup.
I have to see a starship firing off missiles with this kind of action. Replace fungal-goo with plasma, spore with warhead, and you'd have an awesomely unique design concept for space weaponry.
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You are a pretty sick puppy when fungus causes any type of "fit of ecstasy".
Those videos don't look all that unfamiliar.
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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/09/17/fungi-spore-speed.html
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The fungi fire their spores up to 55 miles an hourâ"which translates to an acceleration of 180,000 g.
Speed translates to acceleration?
Oh, wait... Does g stand for grams?
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Shouldn't Stopping be impossible?
I'll explain. Assuming you've a steady linear deceleration and it takes you 10 seconds to come to a stop. The closer you get to 10 seconds, the closer you are to zero velocity. However at some point, you have to reach 0m/s. The problem is, going from any value even something amazingly small like 1 x 10^-99999m/s to 0m/s instantly would be infinate G's. It could only be possible if you continued accelerating by an infintessimal amount past 0 or never actually stopped.
Is coming to a complete stop (or a constant, fixed velocity) actually impossible, is there some effect at low velocities I was never taught or is this a case of a fired arrow never hitting a turtle?
"or cells called asci"
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Bombardier beetle.
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Do any of these spores thrive under Bertold rays and have miraculous healing properties on humans, such as regrowth of a removed appendix?
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This was discussed on Quirks and Quarks, a fantastic science news show on the CBC, a few weeks back (link to the show here, available as an mp3, or ogg).
It was a really interesting segment, have a listen. The show is also available as a weekly podcast, and I can't reccomend it enough.
Hurrah for public radio!
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Can anyone think (dream/scheme) up some practical uses for this?
With that acceleration, can we send something into space with a very large array of these?
Could this be Mother Nature's non-lethal weapon? (Zap somebody in the face with fungus spores, instead of tasering them?
I'm sure the eclectic melange of geniuses and nut-bags that are /. could come up with something that is halfway practical/unfeasible.
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You go from 1 x 10^-999999m/s to 0m/s in ~10^-999999s, not instantly, though at some scale things become quantized, apparently.
Fixed that for you. -10^900000 gs sounds unpleasant!
That is kewl and fungky....
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I'm quite surprised and relieved that something useful has come from Miami U, given the type of students they have.
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For anybody who cares, the correct number is not 180 000 Gs of acceleration. It's really 180 000 meters per second squared, which gives about 18 000 Gs.
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