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National Debt Clock Overflowed, Extended By a Digit

hackingbear writes "The National Debt Counter, erected in 1989 when the US debt was 'merely' a tiny $2.7 trillion, has been moving so much that it recently ran out of digits to display the ballooning figure: $10,150,603,734,720, or roughly $10.2 trillion, as of Saturday afternoon. To accommodate the extra '1,' the clock was hacked: the '1' from "$10.2" has been moved left to the LCD square once occupied solely by the digital dollar sign. A non-digital, improvised dollar sign has been pasted next to the '1.' It will be replaced in 2009 with a new clock able to track debt up to a quadrillion dollars, which is a '1' followed by 15 zeros. That should be good enough for a few more months at least, I believe." Adds reader MarkusQ, "I know Dick Cheney has assured us that 'Deficits don't matter' but I can't help wondering if we should be fixing the problem rather than the sign."

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  1. Cheney is right.... by flewp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deficits don't matter. All that matters is that your dogs are bigger and meaner than the debt collectors'.

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    1. Re:Cheney is right.... by PachmanP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but when the debters include China, where does that rule lead you?

      Wondering if a Rottweiler can beat 100 angry weaner dogs?

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  2. Signed Binary FTW by MBCook · · Score: 5, Funny

    The largest bit became a one? It overflowed?

    So now it's negative?

    We're rich! So that's how we were going to pay for the bail-out, SS, medicare, medicaid...

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    1. Re:Signed Binary FTW by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Just wait until the baby boomers die out in large enough numbers "

      Bring back trans-fats!

      Will you like to have fries with that? Lots of fries? Supersize? Add fried chicken?

      And sir, smoking is encouraged in the chain smoking section ;).

      Thank you for being a Patriot! You have been nominated for the Black Lung and Fatty Heart awards.

      We don't need no purple hearts here...

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  3. Solutions by Rie+Beam · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I understand now...eventually we're going to get to the point where no computer will be able to track how high the debt gets...and it will simply rollover and the US economy is back, baby!

  4. Analog it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why don't they just make it an analog clock? The hands could simply spin around faster and faster as the situation worsens, which would be much more amusing. The numbers are fairly meaningless anyway.

    1. Re:Analog it by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why don't they just make it an analog clock? The hands could simply spin around faster and faster as the situation worsens, which would be much more amusing. The numbers are fairly meaningless anyway.

      George W. Bush is that you?

    2. Re:Analog it by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great idea for a DIY fan!

      According to how much the debt increased lately if you wrote values from $0 to $10,000 around the frame of your fan, you'd need to make the fan run at about 1,300 - 1,500 rpm to represent the rate at which the debt is increasing.

      Be careful though, on some days it can hit an average of 6,900 rpm (like on the 30th of October). That would suck if the public debt made your fan fly apart!

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    3. Re:Analog it by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Funny

      George W. Bush is that you?

      Must be. In the right part of his brain nothing is left and in the left part of his brain nothing is right!!!

  5. he supports the terrorists by dirk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Adds reader MarkusQ, "I know Dick Cheney has assured us that 'Deficits don't matter' [CC] but I can't help wondering if we should be fixing the problem rather than the sign."

    Why does this guy hate America so much?

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    1. Re:he supports the terrorists by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why does this guy hate America so much?

      Who, Cheney? It does seem odd, he's certainly profited by the country's action.

      Oh, wait.

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  6. Perfect Time by jelizondo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now is the perfect time to convert to the decimal system!

    National debt goes from $10.2 trillion to only $10.2 billion (10^6) without paying a single cent of it!

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  7. Re:non-digital dollar sign by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    OMG the dollar sign is static... it's the end of the world!!!!

    You're right. After the upcoming total economic collapse, we'll need the clock to be able to display the debt in terms of Chinese yuan or Euros. The current design does not allow for that.

  8. What nonsense! by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Funny
    There's no need for extra room in the display. Just convert to hex, then you only need 13 digits:

    10,150,603,734,720.00 (decimal) = 93,B5F,213,EC0.00 (hex)

    Whoever came up with the idea of buying a new LCD clock should be fired for wastefulness.

    1. Re:What nonsense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just convert to hex

      Better yet, convert to base 36, so we can use the entire alphabet. Every once in a while, the value displayed would spell out something interesting like HOLYSHITWEAREFUCKED.

    2. Re:What nonsense! by compro01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      HOLYSHITWEAREFUCKED = $182,396,328,105,409,846,882,664,606,244.00

      You certainly would be.

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  9. Re:Clock can run in reverse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That should be "it's". :)

  10. Re:i give it two years by Asmor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sort of a Moore's Law for debt, eh?

    Every 2 terms of republican presidency, the national debt increases by a factor of 10. :D

    Incidentally, anyone know what 1989's $2.7 Trillion is in today's dollars?

  11. Re:i give it two years by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why not be cheap AND get with the times. Do it in hexadecimal. LOTS of room left.

    And when that (inevitably) threatens to overflow, do it in scientific notation. The Neocons and their supports won't understand it, and hopefully leave economic policy to people who don't think you can fix the economy by praying in public for lower gasoline prices.

  12. Re:Exccept.... by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Funny

    push the on button, wait for the tutorial lady to tell you why there are 6 pedals when there are only 4 directions.

    red button activates auto-fire sequence. Be sure to have some shovels ready.

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  13. Re:No need to replace it... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simple, use bits with more than 2 different values. 10 might be a good number.

  14. Re:Except.... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

    making sure another "revolutionary war" (citizens against rouge government

    Better dead than red!

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  15. Not the SS... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Funny

    You pay for the SS with "goods harvested" from the concentration camps.

    Come on! Its Nazism 101.

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  16. Re:It's not that simple by SubliminalLove · · Score: 2, Funny

    Basically think: you want new shoes. So I send you my permit to raise your own pig, slaughter it yourself, tan its skin, and make your own gloves. Only now you have to pay me for the gloves.

    You're right. If I wanted shoes and someone forced me to make gloves, instead, I'd be totally pissed.

  17. Well... by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will be replaced in 2009 with a new clock able to track debt up to a quadrillion dollars

    It's important to have goals.

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  18. Re:Exccept.... by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hi, it looks like you are trying to eliminate a target. Would you like me to:
    a) Arm the weapons systems
    b) Initialize the targeting system
    c) Deploy ECM in case hostiles are nearby"

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  19. How do they spend like that? by linebackn · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's odd. When I try spending more than what I have, my city improvements start disappearing.

    Are these guys using cheats?