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First Official Photos From New Star Trek Movie

Philias Fog writes "The most secret project in Hollywood is finally lifting its skirt. Today Paramount released a number of images for their new Star Trek movie directed by JJ Abrams. Shots include images of the bridge of the Enterprise, the villain Nero, a ship (not the Enterprise) and all of the crew in uniform. TrekMovie.com has a complete set of photos and links to all the new shots."

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  1. Spock by gijoel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't get over the fact that Zachary Quinto (Sylar) from Heroes is Spock. I keep expecting that the plot will be about a bunch of scalped corpses being found all over the Enterprise.

    1. Re:Spock by Alicat1194 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mind-meld, mind removal, it's all the same.

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    2. Re:Spock by Notquitecajun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, no kidding. Poor Quinto has pretty much a ruined career, because EVERY time I see him on screen I'll be thinking, "Can't trust him! That's Sylar! Kill him now or it's gonna get worse!!!"

  2. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it kinda hard to swallow that Sulu took an additional 25 years to rank captain.

    Considering Sulu was running around with Kumar getting stoned on the weekends and escaping from Guantanamo, it's no wonder it took him so long.

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  3. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well this pretty much tossed cannon out the window.

    That's dangerous, artillery is quite heavy.

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  4. Re:Why!?! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    RAPE! RAPE!

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  5. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by Sabathius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, Commander. In Quasar Delema, you used the auxiliary of Deck-B for Gamma Over-ride. But, online blueprints clearly indicate that Deck-B is independent of the Kined Matrix. We were just wondering where the error lies in that...

  6. Re:no comment by jonas_jonas · · Score: 5, Funny

    PS - The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Kirk

    This sounds awfully like:

    The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Chuck Norris *gaah*

  7. Re:no comment by andrewd18 · · Score: 5, Funny

    WNMHGB

    Gesundheit.

  8. Re:Wait... is this an even or odd number Trek? by VShael · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find it kinda hard to swallow that Sulu took an additional 25 years to rank captain.

    But haven't the fans complained for years about the prejudice against gays in Trek?

    Or did I misunderstand that?

  9. Re:I hate Hollywood. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    they aren't raping anything, they're re-imagining.

    Your Honour, the defendant didn't rape the victim. He simply re-imaginined her vagina with his penis in it.

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  10. Re:no comment by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    More like the Tiny Toon Adventures. And the Klingons are the Dizzy Devil, the Ferengi are Montana Max and the new enemy is ... of course... Elmyra.

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  11. Re:no comment by Neoprofin · · Score: 5, Funny

    They gave Janeway a ship and she got lost on her first day. Clearly Starfleet aint what it used to be.

  12. Re:Actually a very long time - 11.3 days by name_already_taken · · Score: 4, Funny

    A constitution class ship has neither an infinitely thin skin, nor is it 100% hollow, nor is it a perfect box. Your air volume calculation needs work.

    More or less what I said in my post. So what's your estimate, captain pedant?

    I guessed that the skin was 3 cm thick at the hull breach, but on TV it looks like several separate layers. I also remember what one of the "experts" said about the aircraft that hit the World Trade Center; that the aircraft had similar density to an empty soda can. Since aircraft and TV spacecraft seem to be somewhat similar in construction, I made an engineering decision to throw out the volume occupied by the material the ship itself is constructed from and it's contents.

    Heck, I made the ship a rectangular box. It doesn't look like one, but I remember from a course I took on designing gating systems for metal castings (fluid systems to feed odd-shaped empty cavities) that simplifying the shape you're trying to feed (to or from, it doesn't matter) makes the calculations a lot simpler. A more accurate volume guess would be a set of cylindrical sections (the saucer is a very short, wide cylinder for example).

    But, who has the time.

    Even if I did that, people like you'd probably want me to factor in the effect of bedsheets and seat cushions, and liquid water that would flash to steam from the sinks and toilets.

    In short, you can't ever make a rabid fan happy, so why even try?

    That was a rhetorical question, by the way.

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