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  1. Re:Fair use? on Analyzing (All of) Star Trek With Face Recognition · · Score: 1

    If we are talking about star trek, it is:

    rules of acquisition number 173: Don't pick up girls on /.

    (ok, i know it's tos not ds9.)

  2. Re:Origin of Webkit... on 9 Browsers Compared For Speed and Features · · Score: 1

    Well, no, actually, saying "gave birth" does, in fact, imply that they got some of the original generic seed from another source.

    It was a short but hot love between him, Konqui, and her, the bitten fruit from Cupertino.

    But after she was pregnant, she left the guy, giving their kid a new name, so noone could see anymore, who had planted the seed in her.

    But later the man saw, that his child was growing so well - so he tried to forget, that she left him all alone in the cold, and decided to adopt his own child again.

  3. Re:Transparenty iphone? on Apple Planning Video-Call iPhone · · Score: 1

    You could do this with the iphone now... But with a second camera on the front, I get finally a mirror to fix my makeup!

  4. Re:2009 is the year of ... on If Windows 7 Fails, Citrix (Not Linux) Wins · · Score: 1

    No, it's the promised low flying car.

  5. Re:TXT execution technology on Researchers Hack Intel's VPro · · Score: 1

    What does this have to do with cows?

  6. Re:But isn't that the idea? on Michael Meeks Says OO.o Project is "Profoundly Sick" · · Score: 1

    The point is:

    With the functions in the ribbon, you are changing the *content* of your document, slideshow or spreadsheet or you are changing the format of it.

    Everything in the Office-Menue is about dealing with your files (opening, saving, printing - yes you can argue, if it is file-related - signing etc.). Sure, you can argue about the name and the icon of the Office-Menue but it is a "kind of good" analogy to the Windows-Start-Button.

  7. Re:Spreadsheet on iPhone App Pricing Limits Developers · · Score: 1

    Score: 10, Funnynsightful

  8. Re:Losing now, or lost long time ago? on Is There a Cyberwar, and Is the US Losing It? · · Score: 1

    No.

    Aren't most of the other things work well on the internet? (more or less)
    How many people here on slashdot live from something like the internet? (I know, I do.)
    Isn't there a lot of (good) business going on? Isn't there a lot of culture going on? Isn't there a lot of good (and bad) communication going on?

    How many real world mailboxes are overflowing with advertisment stuff (speak spam)? Douglas Adams made jokes about that twenty years ago in the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. It is just cheaper over wired networks.

    Spam is annoying like the flu. I comes again and again in various flavors, but almost anyone dies from it anymore. And we live well and prosper with it.

  9. Re:no comment on First Official Photos From New Star Trek Movie · · Score: 5, Funny

    PS - The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Kirk

    This sounds awfully like:

    The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender...until they met Chuck Norris *gaah*

  10. Re:Ingenious on IBM Wants Patent On Finding Areas Lacking Patents · · Score: 1

    too much catch 22?

  11. Re:I wonder if people can read... on IE8 Breaking Microsoft's Web Standards Promise? · · Score: 1

    3.11 == first version you actually using until you heard of a new technology

  12. Re:Probably the corporate customers on IE8 Breaking Microsoft's Web Standards Promise? · · Score: 1

    google: As far as I can see google has the HTML5 doctype "<!doctype html>"

    But I am using Camino right now and I don't know, if they do browser-sniffing.

  13. Re:Shows what competion can do. on IE8 Beta Released To Public · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it changes, if you think about money (GDP per Capita).

    There is probably much more money to earn with the german speaking population, than with the spanish speaking population.

    Though, it might change in the next few decades.

  14. Re:Bizarre Screenshot From Writer on RedOffice 4.0 Beta Updates OpenOffice UI · · Score: 1

    Well, that's difficult in chinese, because it would be a very very loooooooong sentence.

    Most of this is chinese

    cjk radicals

    cjk unified ideographs 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

    cjk unified ideographs extension a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

    cjk unified ideographs extension b 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

    cjk compatibility ideographs supplement 1 2 3

  15. Re:In a word, on CCTVs Don't Work in the UK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, it would.

    Laws should be about boundaries for behaviour, not about absolute control. Everyone has to decide for himself what to do - and has to bear the consequences for one's actions.

    If there is a speed limit for example, then I have to decide for myself to go with it or not. But if I drive too fast and an accident happens, I am responsible.

    Law enforcement shouldn't be absolute. If everything is controlled, it will it will only lead people to simply calculate the risk instead of thinking about "right and wrong" and feeling responsible:

    It's one of the problems with "corporate responsibility": Often it's not about being responsible (in the sense of right and wrong), but to calculate the (financial) risk. So it's often better to do something "wrong" and pay a fine, than to the "right thing" in the first place.

    Don't control people! - Teach them what's "right and wrong" and give them the ability to be responsible by themselves.

  16. Re:At the risk of being arrested... on CCTVs Don't Work in the UK · · Score: 1

    Hopefully so...

  17. Re:8.4? on Linux Desktop Distro Shootout · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it be fairer to compare openSUSE 8, Ubuntu 8, PCLinuxOS 8, Mandriva Linux 8, Fedora 8, SimplyMEPIS 8, CentOS 8, Mac OS 8 and Windows 8?
    *cough*

  18. Re:Huh? on The Science of Iron Man · · Score: 1

    Only fairies wear boots.

  19. Re:We'll all remember the day... on Unexpected Slashdot Downtime · · Score: 1

    And I think, it is time that slashdot will finally be digged!

  20. Re:I think slashdot Mac users are more vulnerable on Should Mac Users Run Antivirus Software? · · Score: 1

    And by the way... Leopard warns you, if you open an .app, that you downloaded from the intertubes. (haven't tested on other types like shell-script with the executable flag set)

  21. Re:Y2k300! on Stored Data to Exceed 1.8 Zettabytes by 2011 · · Score: 1

    *ah* thanks! That's right!

  22. Re:Y2k300! on Stored Data to Exceed 1.8 Zettabytes by 2011 · · Score: 1

    If, like the summary (but not the article for some reason) states, total data is growing by a factor of 10 every 5 years, then somewhere around the year 2300 we'll have 10^80 bits stored. The number of elementary particles in the known universe is estimated to be between 10^79 and 10^81. Seems we're kind of screwed at that point.

    And then: Wait for the absolute information meltdown!

    It is in one of Stanislaw Lem's stories, where a scientist collects as much information as he can on a supercomputer, until the computer is a few microgram heavier: The Information changed into mass and destroyed itself. The human race collected information only to "inform themselves back stone age".

    Unfortunately I can't remember the name of the story, probably it's one of the Star Diaries but I am not sure...

  23. Re:ahoj on Microsoft Tries To Prevent Further Discovery · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is clearly re-tossing the deck chairs on RMS Vis^Titanic. What does RMS has to do with Vista?
  24. Re:Which one? on The Great Microkernel Debate Continues · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm gonna get tarred and feathered for this but...
    no, but tarred and gzipped? ;-)
  25. Re:PHP needs more work on PHP In Action: Objects, Design, Agility · · Score: 1

    But you can with objects... ;-)

    <?php
        function foo(){
            return (object) array(
                a => 1,
                b => 2,
            );
        }
        echo foo()->a;
        echo foo()->b;
    ?>

    gives you:
    1
    2