Flower Robots For Your Home
Roland Piquepaille writes "Flower robots are not new, and some have already been developed in the US. Now, South Korean researchers have created a robotic plant which acts like real ones. This robot has humidifying, oxygen-producing, aroma-emitting, and kinetic functions. It is about 1.30 meters tall and 40 centimeters in diameter. The robotic plant can interact with people when they approach, and it can 'dance' when music is played. The researchers don't say when a commercial version of their flowers will come to the market. They also don't mention a retail price."
I suspect that it's a new way to sell us the kind of humidifier/sensitizers that you just plug.
On another hand that robotic flower who interacts and dance with people would just fit perfectly fine with my cluster of singing basses who are pinned on the wall "taake me to the river"...
They want their dancing flowers and coke cans back.
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" The robotic plant can interact with people when they approach, and it can 'dance' when music is played. "
Little shop of Horrors
>and it can 'dance' when music is played
And it further looks like the First Law of Robotics don't apply here!
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
But they forget to mention that they can walk by themselves and can spit poison that can blind a person.
Task Mangler
With such thick stems it looks like robot is more inspired by anime tentacle rape than actual organic flowers!
...can't resist... must obey... help!
please *sweat...
...must do it..
i, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords
ah, that was tough...
Brawndo has electrolytes. It has what plants crave.
Squirrel!
Pet robot rock! It can... uh...
What, you mean it turns brown and all the leaves fall off if you don't water it right?
Smivs on the intertubes!
It behaves just like a real rock. It's really low on maintenance, is has solar cells to recharge itself, but it can last for months on a single charge. It is perfect for a hi-tech Japanese rock garden.
ps, I already filed the patent.
Oh, come on! You're not even trying!
How about:
Why don't people take time to smell their new robotic overlords?
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
It has humidifying, oxygen-producing, aroma-emitting, and kinetic functions.
But can it feel love and love you in return?
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
> Maybe this robot will inspire people to go the extra step and get a real one...
Kinda like how the Sims helped me figure out where all the flies were coming from.
In Australia, I think Christmas is in June isn't it? So they pay taxes in October.
I'm crossing my fingers and hoping they will never turn a planet into a robot.
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