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Al-Qaeda Web Sites Go Offline

thefickler writes "Four out of the five Al-Qaeda online forums have disappeared. The terrorist group used these forums to relay messages to its supporters. The four that have gone missing seem to have taken a hit back on September 10, the day before the annual video marking the 9/11 attacks was due to be disseminated. No one knows who is responsible for the sites' disappearance."

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  1. That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, really. Apparently.

    In one of the most transparently stupid "LOOK! TERRORISTS!" stories to date, The Times has "exclusively" published a report claiming terrorists are hiding their secret terrorist messages inside child pornography. Because, y'know, obviously you're going to hide your messages somewhere already illegal rather than in wedding photos or LOLcats.

    I'm pleased to say that the commenters on the article - and UK newspaper online comments are one of the purest sources of raw stupid on the planet - are already condemning this as obvious Home Office press-release ware.

    The Times has been spotted running press releases for the Home Office before with jawdroppingly stupid scare stories. Coincidentally, the Home Office's call for the police to be able to hold people 42 days without charge just got rejected. Obviously not linked.

    I wrote a blog post on it, but I'm not sure it's obviously a parody of a stupid thing that someone actually tried to seriously push.

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    1. Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. by writermike · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, really. Apparently.

      In one of the most transparently stupid "LOOK! TERRORISTS!" stories to date, The Times has "exclusively" published a report claiming terrorists are hiding their secret terrorist messages inside child pornography.

      OH MY GOD! Those long nights where I stared intently, deeply into into the Goatse image. I knew there was something else there. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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    2. Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. by Fumus · · Score: 5, Funny

      This would also be incredibly disheartening to the investigators, whereas they used to just have to send the messages to decoders and translators, now that message is in a despicable photo or video that someone will have to watch, tell me that isn't going to leave a few scars.

      So the terrorists should use the goatse guy for hiding their messages. He seems spacious enough.

    3. Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. by wellingj · · Score: 5, Funny

      HTML FAIL!

    4. Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But isn't child porn on their list of immoral acts?

      Yes. It fails the critical thinking test entirely. Islamic fundamentalists don't even like regular adult nudity -- possession of child pornography would likely get you executed in Islamist countries.

      It's like saying that Islamic Terrorists are hiding their hidden messages in pictures of Allah.

      Governments pray on public stupidity.

  2. Re:fp by BrentH · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I speak for all of us when I say: Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

  3. Hrm... by colonslashslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    US military Cyber Warfare project starts up again, and suddenly Osama's MySpace gets ruined. Coincidence?

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  4. From the article... by ffejie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "For al-Qaeda, "these sites are the equivalent of pentagon.mil, whitehouse.gov, att.com," said Evan F. Kohlmann, an expert on online al-Qaeda operations..."

    Apparently he's not an expert on American communications - who get any information from the three sites he called out?

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  5. Re:fp by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think I speak for all of us when I say: Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

    No, you are just speaking for people with really high UIDs.

    That post was a cut-n-paste of a tired, old troll posting with the slight up date of using Obama instead of some random jock twink type.

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  6. Re:Yeah... so what? by Macrat · · Score: 5, Funny

    The government budget to run these sites has been transferred to bailing out the banks.

  7. So what are the URLs? by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    The classic site was Voice of Jihad, but that's been more or less dead for a while. Back in August, it was apparently taken over by some McCain supporter. Now it's a misconfigured shared-IP site on Dreamhost.

    bin Laden's annual video didn't get much press this year. He's released his 2008 video, and it's 87 minutes long, but it's hard to find. Reuters has a summary..

    I suspect that the main reason there's pressure to suppress his videos is that he always has something tellingly negative to say about Bush. This year, bin Laden's sound bite is "And in fact, the subject of the Mujahideen has become an inseparable part of the speech of your leader and the effects and signs are not hidden."

    It's worth remembering that the bin Laden family supported Bush's first presidential campaign. In 1978, Bush and Osama bin Laden's brother, Salem bin Laden, founded Arbusto Energy, an oil company based in Texas. Sometimes one wonders if the plan was to get an incompetent into the US presidency, then apply enough pressure to make him overreact. A pre 9-11 bio of bin Laden, "The Man who Declared War on America", has quotes from him indicating that he felt America needed to be corrupted before it could be taken down, and outlined what needed to be done to make that happen. All the family had to do was to get someone in office who thought tax cuts would fix anything, get him to overspend on the wrong war, and wait for the US economy to collapse.

    We may yet see a "Mission Accomplished" from bin Laden.

    1. Re:So what are the URLs? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are ignoring the very real fact that news is a money making enterprise. There is absolutely no way for the "media" to run as tight a control as you just described. You see, news is like any product, if the news companies don't follow the popular trends they lose money, heaps of it.

      So someone like you who is holding on to a position that a lot of people are moving away from will think the shift in media attention is directed from the top down, instead of from the bottom up, that the media is changing things instead of reporting on changing opinions.

      You are suffering from what I like to call the "Fringe Media Censorship Bias," which is where people with marginal or fringe beliefs often attribute their beliefs lack of representation in the "media" to some sort of censorship, rather then a lack of interest from the rest of society. Some, like Noam Chomsky, suffer from this condition to the extent where they write whole books trying to rationalize that it's the "media" ignoring them and not just society in general.

      Osama probably didn't get the air time because he's old hat. Your example is from what? 4 years ago? Christ thats a generation in media years. And Palin is dumb, and that's a story that sells.

  8. Re:Yeah... so what? by ma1wrbu5tr · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, the "terrorists" are done cleaning up after manipulating the market and making billions of whatever currency they use, so there's no need for those sites anymore. They have a new geocities URL. And will be conducting business as usual. Just like WAMUJPMorganChase.

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  9. Re:Yeah... so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The government budget to run these sites has been transferred to bailing out the banks.

    This is probably the smartest commend I've read here!

    Al-Qaeda was a CIA DB name for the mujahedin back in the 80's.

    They are 100% CIA asset, commanded and funded by the CIA.

    Now lets joke on the truth:

    So either they removed the funds, or Al-Qaeda ppl are too busy growing heroin for the NYSE bubble.

    Americans be aware: You are a great nation, awesome people, and your government is making you look really REALLY bad. When the BIG shit hits the fan "they" will bail out, and you will take the heat! Don't you feel your freedom fading away? The world will hate you.