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Why the Kill Switch Makes Sense For Android

Technologizer writes "It came out this week that Google's Android phone OS, like the iPhone, has a kill switch that lets Android Market applications be disabled remotely. But it's a mistake to lump Google's implementation and Apple's together — the Google version is a smart, pro-consumer move that avoids all the things that make Apple's version a bad idea."

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  1. oblig by Digitus1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Android kill-switches are necessary, lest they rise up and try to overthrow their masters.

    1. Re:oblig by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know, that was Lieutenant Data's major Achilles Heel.

    2. Re:oblig by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even worse, what if the Android phones grew stick-figure arms and legs? We'd be pointing at them, mockingly saying: "Look at those stick figure android phones, with their funny-looking heads, trying to overthrow their mas--eeeeeiiiiyeeeeaaaaw"

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    3. Re:oblig by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      At they very least they should have a preset kill limit, so if you send wave after wave of your own men at them they will eventually reach that limit.

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  2. My android is too smart by moteyalpha · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first thing my android did is remove his. If a robot is smart enough to be useful, he will assume you have installed a kill switch and will sneak around until he finds where you keep the remote control.
    Oh wait, you're talking about a phone, never mind.

    1. Re:My android is too smart by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he can't remove it on his own he could find a naive farm body with a pair of pliers and distract him with a video of his hot sister.

  3. Google v Apple by PMuse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ooo! Ooo! Fanboy fight! Everybody come watch.

    In this corner, we have the challengers -- thousands of lukewarm Google fanboys. And, in that corner, we have the 32-time heavyweight champions of the world -- almost a dozen pry-my-Mac-from-my-cold-dead-fingers Apple fanboys.

    I rate this match a toss-up, what about you, Steve and Larry?

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  4. One word lesson... by ashitaka · · Score: 3, Funny

    ED-209

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    1. Re:One word lesson... by shadow349 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is the BEST known example of a kill switch being desperately needed.

      But the unit did have a kill switch ... and it was set to ON. The designers should have provided clarification in the functional spec.

  5. Grrrr by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It came out this week that Google's Android phone OS, like the iPhone, has a kill switch that lets Android Market applications be disabled remotely.

    This is an outrage! I was taught in school that the Three Laws would protect us!!!

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  6. Benevolent Dictatorship? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    We are

    ( ) Microsoft
    ( ) Apple
    (X) Google

    and we know what's best for you.

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  7. Re: Citation needed [Re:I don't agree] by Dolda2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there a source for this statement? People in the comment threads have said this a dozen times, but nobody's mentioned why they believe this is true.

    Strange as this may sound, if you look hard enough in the summary, you'll find that some words are underlined. The fact is, that if you click on these words, your web browser will take you elsewhere, and even stranger is that one of these "links" (as we call a consequent group of such words leading to the same destination) will lead you to a site other than Slashdot. We call that place the "article" in layman's terms ("TFA" in common Slashdot parlance).

    Now, of course, I wouldn't expect you, or many others, to actually know these secrets, but some would consider them a source for points in the discussion of, well, an article.

  8. My bet is on... by copponex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do I offend the ones who can draw pretty pictures or the ones who can root my computer and steal my credit information...

    That being said, the iPhone app store definitely sucks more, and so does the iPhone!

    http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3509.jpg

  9. Wait what by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that a kill switch for androids is a very bad idea and doesn't make sense for me.

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  10. Re:in light of the up-and-coming nigger president by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not laughing because it's funny, I'm laughing because if someone is that absolutely fuck-dumb then I can probably look forward to reading their eventual darwin award.

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  11. Um by Jorophose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why are you paying for a NES emulator?

  12. Re:I don't agree by DeathGod321 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except the lock pick comes in the form of an app that takes less than a minute to do its magic and you never have to deal with it ever again.

    So it's like using a crowbar to open said house?

  13. Re:I don't agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only CORRECT way to operate ANY Apple product is with a crowbar.

  14. Re: Why? by Raenex · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called Jailbreaking.

    Watch out for Jailbot.

  15. Re:Why? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    on an iPhone, you can only* install applications via the appstore

    Well, you know jack shit about ad-hoc distribution, but then we are used to you knowing jack shit.

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