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TSA Employee Caught With $200K Worth of Stolen Property
The plane moves me or I move the plane? writes "After years of people complaining about their luggage locks being broken in the name of the Transportation Security Administration, and after countless properly-stowed utilities and tools had been scrutinized from a paranoid point of view, an employee of the TSA (which is part of the Department of Homeland Security) has been captured with evidence of over $200,000 worth of stolen property he was selling on eBay. With the help of local police and the USPS, a search of his house found a great deal of property pilfered from the un-witnessed searches that occurred after luggage had been checked, where the rightful owner was not allowed. 'Among the items seized were 66 cameras, 31 laptop computers, 20 cell phones, 17 sets of electronic games, 13 pieces of jewelry, 12 GPS devices, 11 MP3 players, eight camera lenses, six video cameras and two DVD players, the affidavit said.'"
66 cameras, 31 laptop computers, 20 cell phones, 17 sets of electronic games, 13 pieces of jewelry, 12 GPS devices, 11 MP3 players, eight camera lenses, six video cameras and two DVD players
$200K? That can't be right. 11 MP3's are worth that much according to the RIAA.
But Ebay is great: A++++ seller, would buy from him again!
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
that there might be people who find this surprising.
Imagine all the photographs of naked children that could be taken with 66 cameras.
Imagine all the child porn that could be download/stored/viewed using 31 laptop computers.
Imagine all the phone calls paedophiles could make with 20 cell phones.
Imagine all the children that could be lured into a paedophiles house with 17 sets of electronic games, and 13 pieces of jewellery.
Imagine all the children that could be tracked with 12 GPS devices.
Imagine all the children that could be deafened by paedophiles letting children use 11 MP3 players at high volume.
Imagine the sick movies made and viewed using six video cameras and two DVD players.
And the eight camera lenses......dear God the eight camera lenses!!!
Cheer up. At least you don't get tased to death.
Once I was a four stone apology. Now I am two separate gorillas.
I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.
Your post was funny.
You shove your laptop, camera and phone up your ass?
The Internet is generally stupid
Only A++++ and one exclamation mark? That's virtually a negative on eBay.
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You can see up your ass?
66 cameras, 31 laptop computers, 20 cell phones, 17 sets of electronic games, 13 pieces of jewelry, 12 GPS devices, 11 MP3 players, eight camera lenses, six video cameras two DVD players and a partridge in a pear tree.
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Soon, it is only going to be safe and easy to take whatever you can carry in your pockets or shove up your ass.
So you're saying that the watch my dad wore in Vietnam is the only thing safe when I'm traveling?
Calm down, it's still only October.
Then again maybe the TSA employee felt it was Christmas everyday. Hohoho.
I choose vibrate
Vehicle Stars used car search is my current project
That's easy. You just have to have your head up there.
The partridge and the pear tree were both confiscated after being detected by sniffer dogs patrols operated by the Department of Agriculture. They are now being cared for at the local zoo. At this time the DoA would like to remind all air travellers not to bring in non-native species to any location they are travelling to.
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You can see up your ass?
It's always good to have hindsight !
May contain traces of nut.
Made from the freshest electrons.
Doesn't the TSA offer to do that for you? Maybe I just asked them too many questions...
because people are fucking sheep.
Eeeeeewww... I did not know that bestiality was rampant in the USA now.
No wonder all you people ignore what is going on, you to busy shagging sheep to notice.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.