Ext4 Advances As Interim Step To Btrfs
Heise.de's Kernel Log has a look at the ext4 filesystem as Linus Torvalds has integrated a large collection of patches for it into the kernel main branch. "This signals that with the next kernel version 2.6.28, the successor to ext3 will finally leave behind its 'hot' development phase." The article notes that ext4 developer Theodore Ts'o (tytso) is in favor of ultimately moving Linux to a modern, "next-generation" file system. His preferred choice is btrfs, and Heise notes an email Ts'o sent to the Linux Kernel Mailing List a week back positioning ext4 as a bridge to btrfs.
So it incorporates compression by vowel ommission? Brllnt!
Butter FS? Are you kidding me?
Here is your first official list of jokes. Please contribute.
1. You're still running ext4? I can't believe it's not ButterFS!
2. But will it run on toast?
3. Will fsck be renamed to butterknife?
4. If your system overheats will your filesystem melt?
5. If you use ButterFS too much, will it turn into FAT?
6. If you leave ButterFS on your volume too long, will your hard drive start to reek?
7. Will the next version of ButterFS be called GoatButterFS, just like the next version of Leopard is Snow Leopard?
8. "Tough" notebooks will never have their hard drives formatted with ButterFS, because if you dropped them, they would always land hard drive down.
9. When you submit your dead ButterFS hard drive to a data recovery centre, will they have an intern lick it to get the data off instead of putting it under a read head?
These are getting kind of desperate -- your turn now.
Honestly, what is it with FOSS and crappy names? (looking at you, gimp)
A Linux article on Slashdot!?
You're right. BTRFS is really silly. I recommend that the shortened form be ButtFS.
Good, strong file-bearing hips!
DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
Huh. One of the interesting things things about Reiser4 from an end-user perspective was Hans Reisers plans for file metadata.
No, the most interesting feature of ReiserFS is this one (look to the far right).
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ReiserFS: It puts the "stab" in "/etc/fstab".
Yep, BeaTeR FS is a kinder, gentler alternative to Reiser FS.
This is the internet, it's never too soon.
You think that's bad? The file system check command is buttfsck!