User: hampton

Re:Not true

On: Study Says Your Personality Doesn't Change After 1st Grade

I spent over a decade and almost $70,000 of my own money on personal growth.

Could you please elaborate?

Got it

On: CRTC Approves Usage Based Billing In Canada

So in otherwords prices for all Bell broadband customers are going up $22.50 a month.

Re:If no one will say it, I will......

On: Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA

you guy's are dangerous.

I'm not your guy, buddy!

In other news

On: Switzerland Passes Violent Games Ban

In other news, piracy of violent video games in Switzerland is up 12000%.

Uh oh...

On: CMU Web-Scraping Learns English, One Word At a Time

What happens when it discovers lolcats?

Re:Yet another cloud?

On: Intel Shows 48-Core x86 Processor

Because then it would just be vapor.

Oblig

On: Russia's New Official Holiday — Programmer's Day

In Soviet Russia, holiday celebrates you!

Re:How does it aim?

On: Airborne Laser Successfully Tracks, Hits Missile

If it does not, how does it get pointed in the right direction fast enough?

Easy. Think of how fast a shark can turn!

Re:It's like quitting smoking.

On: Shaw Cable Again Blocks Firewire On Canadian Set-Top Boxes

Obligatory Onion:

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television

Re:Why are they squatting robots?

On: Toyota Reveals A Humanoid Robot That Can Run

And where is the ASIMO Type R?!

In otherwords...

On: The Rocky Road To Wind Power

If we don't solve the size problem it will lead to an erection problem.

Re:Go with eleven years

On: Artificial Brain '10 Years Away'

No one would use eleven years in a cliche.

Spinal Tap would.

This makes me sad

On: Boingo Awarded a Patent For Hotspot Access

Sad enough to use a frowny. :-( (TM)

Re:Unpopular

On: Montana City Requires Workers' Internet Accounts

How are there even 2% that don't consider it an invasion of privacy?

They're the trolls who loudly proclaim "if you're not doing anything wrong then you have nothing to hide" regarding every privacy issue.

Re:It's FFmpeg

On: Google Chrome's Inclusion of FFMpeg Vs. the LGPL

Wow, a capital letter...

http://bash.org/?367896

Re:So?

On: Microsoft Confirms October 22 Release Date For Windows 7

If you work in IT, it's difficult not to care about Windows when it's 90% of the market.

Re:The Open Fist?

On: 18 Android Phones, In 3 Flavors, By Year's End

Or perhaps about the Android's ability to display porn.

From TFA

On: Smile! Urine Candid Camera!

Acute airport-urinal observer and SnapStream CEO Rakesh Agrawal catches this unlikely warning posted in a menâ(TM)s restroom at the newish Southwest Airlines terminal at Hobby.

Somewhere in there there's a joke about "SnapStream" and taking pictures at urinals...

In other news

On: Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town

In other news, Chrysler calls Google and offers them a great deal on some less recognizable cars.

Re:Lynx?

On: 9 Browsers Compared For Speed and Features

Pussy. Real men telnet to port 80.

Re:Zoidberg!

On: Billy West Says Futurama Might Return To Fox For 6th Season

Zoidberg is a pretty good character but I don't know how you can pick a favorite whe...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

The French response:

On: Nuclear Subs 'Collide In Ocean'

"Now go away or I shall bump you a second time!"

Re:Welcome to the Internet

On: The Science of the Lightsaber

But lightsabers can block phaser blasts!

Re:cd -

On: (Useful) Stupid Unix Tricks?

Thank you, I didn't know this! I've been using 'cd $OLDPWD' all this time. :(

Re:BTRFS? REALLY?

On: Ext4 Advances As Interim Step To Btrfs

You're right. BTRFS is really silly. I recommend that the shortened form be ButtFS.