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Magnetic Levitating Trains Get Go-Ahead In Japan

An anonymous reader writes "They've been on the drawing board for 40 years but the politicos have finally approved routes for the 500kph maglev trains to replace bullet trains." I wonder if they'll let me test out maglev rollerblades on the track.

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

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  2. Re:Rollerblades + zero friction.... right! by mamono · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as they don't go over water, then you need POWER!

  3. Re:magic trains by PatLam · · Score: 5, Funny

    You were able to take out 3 letters from Magnetic but you got Levitating right...?

  4. Re:magic trains by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else read that as "Magic Levitating Trains" ?

    Not really. Though now you reminded me of Hogwarts Express.
    To make it worse, I had to concentrate so I wouldn't type "Hogswatch Express", which would have been pretty embarr... oh, never mind.

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  5. Re:magic trains by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, to most people, they would be Magic Levitating Trains...

  6. Re:good idea, maybe the island is to small for it by Trails · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meh just buy it now on credit. I'm sure the japanese will lend us the money. It's foolproof!!

  7. Re:magic trains by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    Freudian DiscWorld slips are more embarrassing than reading Harry Potter?

    I like both, but DiscWorld definitely has more geek-chic.

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  8. monorail by Paralizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And, by gum, it put them on the map.

    1. Re:monorail by Kratisto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well sir,
      There ain't nothin' on Earth like a
      Genuine,
      Bona fide,
      Electrified,
      Six car,
      Maglev Train

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  9. Re:magic trains by acklenx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks, no really - I wanted my milk to come out my nose

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  10. Re:magic trains by tzhuge · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are you going to mistake 'Levitating' with?

    • Magic Levi's Train
    • Magic Leviathan Train

    That's all I can think of.

  11. Re:magic trains by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Magic Leviathan Trolls

    Those are really hard to kill.

  12. Re:magic trains by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else read that as "Magic Levitating Trains" ?

    I read that as "Magnetic Leviatans"... whatever that means.

  13. Re:Efficiency by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fine, let's just _surrender_ to the fossils, shall we?

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  14. Re:Efficiency by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    4) Profits!

  15. Re:Efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need to remember that you don't have that costly climb to 10 km.

    You realize you also get to come down from 10 km for free...

  16. Re:magic trains by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wanted my milk to come out my nose

    Milk out of nose? Okay...
    NOSE
    Change N to P: POSE
    Change S to L: POLE
    Change P to M: MOLE
    Change O to I: MILE
    Change E to K: MILK

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  17. Re:Population Density by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Funny

    (And I'm not making this up. I'm living in San Jose and hearing what the people around me are saying about the light rail, the BART extension, the HST project.)

    So you are not actually in America after all.

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  18. Re:Rollerblades + zero friction.... right! by illumastorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great Scott!

  19. Re:Oh Fast by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, it's somewhere between 273K and 373K.

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  20. Re:magic trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, neither obscure Shakespearian words nor proper nouns are allowed.

  21. Re:magic trains by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cherry Littlebottom? Sounds like the sluttier sister of Strawberry Shortcake.

  22. Re:good idea, maybe the island is to small for it by Deanalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there a chance the track could bend?