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James Bond Gadgets

whencanistop writes "Given that the new James Bond film is just about to be released, this is quite a nice summary of James Bond gadgets from past films. Tomorrow Never Dies was on telly last night and I was commenting on how the mobile phone that controlled the BMW was awesome, why they haven't done it in real life is beyond me (although there would probably be a few accidents if they ever did). Ridiculous to think that in 1963 the gadget of choice for Bond was a pager though." Of course, the best gadget in the Bond universe wasn't even 007's ... Jaws' teeth were the envy of every kid with braces.

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  1. Re:No problem by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I watched the original Bond films I never noticed all the gadgetry as I was too busy looking at all the Pussy Galore.

  2. frickin laser... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... to strap to his noggin in case he ever comes up against any similarly equipped sharks.

  3. Eddie Izzard's view by icke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course there is the Eddie Izzard sketch brilliantly animated without the help of Daniel Craig.

  4. I had Jaws' teeth by Inda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Short story as I want to go home in a minute...

    Broke both my jaws 20 years ago, two metal gumshields were glued to my teeth, both of these had little hooks pointing up/down away from my mouth, on these hooks were elastic bands, these bands kept my nouth in the correct possition (and had to be cut if ever I puked).

    When I'd healed, the elastic bands were removed and I looked just like Jaws. No white teeth, just metal.

    If it wasn't for all the other metalwork screwed into my skull, I'd have been chewing through cables. :)

    Liquid food for ten weeks... No pictures but I promise you it did happen.

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    This post contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanide.
  5. Not from Q ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Least known, but most used, Bond gadget: penis

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  6. Your "nouth"? by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess it didn't heal so well then?

  7. Re:If you are smart, phone control of a car works by Janeshat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, Dr. Horrible had a little issue with the stopping of the van as well. Of course Captain Hammer had smashed his magnetic control transciever.