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After Domain Squatting, Twitter Squatting

carusoj writes "Squatting on domain names is nothing new, but Twitter has created a new opportunity for squatters, in the form of Twitter IDs. Writes Richard Stiennon: 'Is there evidence of Twitter squatting (squitting?) Let's check. Yup, every single-letter TwitID is taken ... How about common words? Garage, wow, war, warcraft, Crisco, Coke, Pepsi, Nike, and Chevrolet are all taken. My guess is that Twitter squatters have grabbed all of these in the hopes that they will be worth selling in the not too distant future. Of course the legitimate holders of brands can sue for them and Twitter can just turn them over if asked. But, because the investment and risk for the squatter is zero, you are going to see the rapid evaporation of available Twitter IDs.'"

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  1. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many sock puppets does that guy need?!?!

  2. Yeah by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard that Twitter squatted around 100 kazillion accounts on Slashdot including some with prime numbers. If we don't watch out all prime numbers are going to be taken!

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  3. Re:Who cares? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuck.

    Sorry, that's taken already.

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  4. got that right by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is why my entire retirement plan consists of the thousands of facebook and myspace accounts that I have created.

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    1. Re:got that right by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      You think that's speculative? My entire retirement plan revolves around putting money into a 401(k) and an IRA, and I'm heavily invested in blue chip stocks and index funds. Now that's playing footloose and fancy free with the future!

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    2. Re:got that right by pcolaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should be modded informative for certain.

  5. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Billhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think this is about the website Twitter but the /. user twitter.

  6. Squitting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is twitter squatting squitting and not twatting?

    1. Re:Squitting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Squitting" sounds like something I do about 20 minutes after eating too much Taco Bell.

  7. Re:Slashdot, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashsquatting?

  8. Re:I'm squatting for myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, good Idea.

  9. Still, its a great excuse by tpjunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    to use the term "twatter" or "twating" which I find much more hilarious than "squitting"

    1. Re:Still, its a great excuse by uncledrax · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm some random /. reader, and I approve the preceding message.

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    2. Re:Still, its a great excuse by c0ck_l0rge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Twat? I cunt hear you!

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  10. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    12:24 PM - Eating lunch

  11. Scientific by qoncept · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a wonderful "study." Check a bunch of names that you randomly presume would be desirable, find they are taken, and then assume their use isn't legit.

    I'm trying to find a way to tie my hatred of the very concept of twitter in to this but I can't, so I'll just make it a seperate statement.

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  12. Twitter singularity by matt+me · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twitter has problems with downtime. Aas the number of users has grown (approximately exponentially, until approaching saturation), so has downtime.

    In 2011, twitter downtime will surpass 365 days per year.

    1. Re:Twitter singularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In 2011, twitter downtime will surpass 365 days per year.

      Shortly after that, all the sockpuppets will become self-aware and slaughter everyone.

      Oh, wrong twitter...

  13. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    12:45 - gotta take a piss

    12:53 - Holy fuck! Barack Obama was taking a shit in the bathrroom

    12:54 - he forgot to flush

    12:56 - fap fap fap

  14. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by v1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    who says you can't still get a short username?

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  15. Re:Slashdot, too by pcolaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most slashdot users would pull a groin muscle if they tried to squat.

  16. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    4:07PM EST - Regret reading your comment

  17. If this keeps up by RomulusNR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eventually ICANN will need to solicit proposals for new Twitters with a $185,000 submission fee, to provide more twitname space.

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  18. TWITTER SQUATTING! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now legal in 12 states, between consenting adults!

    Maybe yours is next?

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  19. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bravo. I mean, thank God every Tom, Dick, and f*&Kface can comment on newspaper stories all over the web. There's just sooo much wisdom!!

  20. [Ob Penny Arcade] by traycerb · · Score: 5, Funny
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  21. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tweet: Replied to guy on Slashdot, did not agree.

  22. Re:Can't say I ever used Twitter by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's a Twitter Shitter!