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  1. Re:Not only in Europe on Report Says Climate Change Already Evident, Emissions Gap Growing · · Score: 2

    Insurance companies have actuaries who spend their lives studying and calculating risk, and they work out the rates on insurance policies. And the verdict is that premiums will need to go up.

    I would be amazed, if ever in the history of insurance companies, that a study of risk calculated that they could lower their premiums.

    Not true; insurance rates have decreased due to updated morbity tables and lower mortality overall. (disclosure: I work for a life insurance company)

  2. Re:Cutting Bait? on Microsoft Kills the Kin · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that also be a "Van der Sloot"?

  3. Re:Of course... totally understandable on Girl Gamers More Hardcore Than Guys · · Score: 1

    So, you don't mastubate? Or just not as much? That's just a crime against nature.. Embrace yourself; literally!!

  4. Re:just make sure they stock up on birth control on Volunteers Wanted For Simulated 520-Day Mars Trip · · Score: 1

    so there aren't any extra unplanned astronauts to arrive on "mars"

    ...and especially if it's a all male crew! Wait..

  5. Re:Afghanistan in....what? on 250-Foot Hybrid Airship To Spy Over Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    Nice headline! "250-Foot Hybrid Airship To Spy Over Afghanistan In" - in what? In November? In 2010? In next ten years? In mission to provide big target in sky? In huge ball of flames? In super-secret mission that no-one knows about?

    Hey, blimpin' ain't easy.

    but it's necessary..

  6. Re:Highlights on The Technology Behind the Magic Yellow Line · · Score: 1

    yes.

  7. Re:how do they get away with it? on How Vampire Bats Evolved To Live On Blood Alone · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a fellow mammal, I know that getting beaten off would make me go away..

  8. Re:Still, its a great excuse on After Domain Squatting, Twitter Squatting · · Score: 3, Funny

    Twat? I cunt hear you!

  9. Re:Marketing Pitch on Cryptic Studios Releases New Star Trek Online Details, Trailer · · Score: 1

    I bet I'm in charge of more semen than ANY Chief..

  10. Re:Too many dirty jokes on Cassini To "Skeet-Shoot" Enceladus · · Score: 1

    4 1 2 B 133+, h3 mus+ sk33+, sk33+, sk33+!

  11. Sounds great and all, but.. on Obscura Digital Demos "Minority Report"-Like Display · · Score: 1

    How can pr0n be enhanced from this technology?

  12. Re:1421 on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    I thought Asian men were stereotypically short in the "junk" department; what caused the radical evolutionary size reduction if they were above to get their junk around Greenland only ~600 years ago?

  13. One step closer... on Scandinavian Scientists Designing Robotic Snakes · · Score: 1

    To full-on, real-life tentacle s3x!! Ingenuity like this brings a tear to my eye...

  14. Re:omg facism on Google Pulls Map Images At Pentagon's Request · · Score: 1

    Um, but you did basically name the base by saying where it is (Dover, DE)...

  15. Re:What if? on DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control · · Score: 1

    Your plane wishes to land; deny or allow?

  16. Re:Is that asteroid on Mars Asteroid Impact More Likely Than Before · · Score: 1

    The only good bug is a dead bug..

  17. Re:Stupid, moronic, fearmongering, etc. on House Bill Won't Criminalize Free Wi-Fi Operators · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sadly, we know it's fcuked up too. If I could get Canadian citizenship, I would in a heartbeat. Know any ladies looking for an ex-patriot husband? I don't like being a citizen of the current "USA".

  18. Re:learn to fucking read on Microfluidic Chips Made With Shrinky Dinks · · Score: 0, Troll

    Your sig indicates that you dislike the content on the /. Why come here everyday only to get pissed off at the site time and time again? Don't be a playa-hater! Hate the game.

  19. Re:So what TIME will it be on??? on David X. Cohen of Futurama Talks About the Movie · · Score: 1

    Not a fan of the show, eh? I only say that because they've been talking about this DVD release for a year and a half or so. Don't check Comedy Central; check Best Buy, Amazon, etc.

  20. Re:Obligatory Family Guy Quote on US Faces $100 Billion Fine For Web Gambling Ban · · Score: 1

    Oh, just like you morally bankrupted America??