Probably not worth a campaign stop
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beef+curtains
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· Score: 4, Funny
I'm not sure how many electoral votes Azeroth has, but it could be a key battleground state.
I think that Azerothian voter turnout will be extremely low.
My predicted exit poll results:
- 55% Ignored the voting booths & farmed HKs instead
- 25% Didn't make it to the voting booths because they were AFK in the starting area
- 15% Made it to the voting booth, but instead of going in & voting, they jumped onto its roof and spammed/dance over & over
- 5% Were too busy repeatedly spamming/bg with "every sucks by me" and "just let them win" to even realize there was an election going on
-- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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pwolf
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· Score: 2, Insightful
you forget though, 90% of the American WoW player base are under the age of 14.. They can't vote anyway.
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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nschubach
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· Score: 3, Funny
12?
-- Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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pwolf
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· Score: 3, Funny
they stopped playing cause they got jobs and are going to college....
no wait, you're right, my bad...
Re:Probably not worth a campaign stop
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Monsuco
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· Score: 2, Funny
you forget though, 90% of the American WoW player base are under the age of 14.. They can't vote anyway.
Re:No battleground state
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reikoshea
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· Score: 2, Funny
Everyone knows that the horde is full of left wing nut jobs, DUH!
-Level 70 Troll Rogue
Straight Horde ticket
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Nefarious+Wheel
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· Score: 3, Funny
Hey, Thrall ain't perfect, but he's a warlord and he'll soon put an end to the war in Crossroads. He's exactly the sort of murderous bastard we need in troubled times like this. And have you seen the floating castle that just showed up outside Thunder Bluff? That's obviously the result of 8 years of failed Alliance rule. You want four more years of that?
My vote is for Leeroy because he doesn't get stuck in the gridlock of analysis that paralyzes our leaders. While they are discussing which of their special interests (tanks and healers) will get what earmarks, Leeroy is taking action.
Honest question:
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blind+biker
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· Score: 2, Insightful
Is there a demografic less likely to vote, than WoW players?
-- "The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
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I'm not sure how many electoral votes Azeroth has, but it could be a key battleground state.
I think that Azerothian voter turnout will be extremely low.
My predicted exit poll results: /dance over & over /bg with "every sucks by me" and "just let them win" to even realize there was an election going on
- 55% Ignored the voting booths & farmed HKs instead
- 25% Didn't make it to the voting booths because they were AFK in the starting area
- 15% Made it to the voting booth, but instead of going in & voting, they jumped onto its roof and spammed
- 5% Were too busy repeatedly spamming
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
Everyone knows that the horde is full of left wing nut jobs, DUH! -Level 70 Troll Rogue
Hey, Thrall ain't perfect, but he's a warlord and he'll soon put an end to the war in Crossroads. He's exactly the sort of murderous bastard we need in troubled times like this. And have you seen the floating castle that just showed up outside Thunder Bluff? That's obviously the result of 8 years of failed Alliance rule. You want four more years of that?
Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
LEEROY JENKINS!
Is there a demografic less likely to vote, than WoW players?
"The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
Spawn more Democratic Overlords.
i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
Servers'll be down for half that day, plenty of time to go vote AND stock up on cheetos.
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."