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MTV Bleeps Filesharing Software Names In Weird Al Video
An anonymous reader writes "We've all heard Weird Al Yankovic's 'Don't Download This Song,' which came out a couple years ago, but did you know that MTV is apparently so afraid that kids listening to the song will discover for the first time that file sharing offerings exist that in its video of the song, MTV bleeps out their names? There's a line in the song that lists out Morpheus, Grokster, Kazaa and Limewire (most of whom don't really exist any more), but for some reason MTV considers those names to be bleep worthy." Unless this is all one grand inside joke from Weird Al.
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MTV plays music videos?
Sure, live the dirty live, but watch your filthy mouth.
oh man, I'm in China and can't even see the page !!!
Copyright is serious business here!
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Damn clumsy search systems.
Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.
Right, because youtube is not owned by a corporation...
If MTV left the names of the file-sharing programs intact in the song, they could theoretically be a target for a contributory liability suit.
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Hello mister Tom,
We've located your cyber and there will be some agents there in a few minutes. They will arrest you for trying to access a prohibited copyright-questioning page. All resistance will be futile, so please be a gentleman.
Any life is made up of a single moment, the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.
Maybe just a hunch, but I think the scenario I proposed is just a bit more likely.
You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
Not MTV1. They just keep moving the actual videos up to higher-numbered channels to keep the costs down as the lower-numbered channels end up on more cable lineups. Last I checked, the videos are on MTV35 or something. :-D
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Don't bleep me, bro!
Have gnu, will travel.
The 12 words you can't say on TV:
Shit, piss, tits, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, cunt, Morpheus, Grokster, Kazaa, Limewire and (*inhale*) bittorrent.
I can't wait for the "clean" version of the Matrix now.
You are missing out on a golden opportunity for fun.
Call up the station and complain, but don't complain about the censorship itself. Escalate the call has high as possible. Tell them you are insulted that they think "white boy" is some type of slur. Ask them what they have against white people - "or is it just white males?" Make sure you throw the word racist around a few times, especially if they try to justify the censorship. Demand they censor ALL racial or ethnic words in all their songs.
Sing a few bars:
"I think I'm turning BLEEP I think I'm turning BLEEP I really think so"
"I'm on a BLEEP radio. I'm a BLEEP, woah, radio"
"BLEEP and BLEEP live together in perfect harmony"
"The ink is BLEEP the page is BLEEP together we learn to read and write"
Also demand they edit band and album names
"And now Iron Man by BLEEP Sabbath."
"From the BLEEP album, The Unforgiven."
And as fun as I think this would be, I bet it would be effective, too.
oh man, I'm in China and can't even see the page !!!
You think you have it bad? I live in Australia. Every page redirects to www.australia.gov.au/propaganda
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You mean you weren't engaging in rather sharp and witty irony?
That's... kind of sad, actually.
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Yea totally. look at the america/german divide...the amercas fear the body's love making but love the death and murder, whereas germany censors violence and allows all kinds of sex. To me, sex is way more natural than murder. The human body is beautiful, but it already has the right amount of holes, no matter how much rappers think they can improve it!!
Wait, they aren't?
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There, fixed that for you ;)
"I think I'm turning BLEEP I think I'm turning BLEEP I really think so"
That one is kind of racist actually.
You must be on the old redirect filter, I only see http://truth.ministry.gov.au/
The human body is beautiful
In a vacuum perhaps, but in practice there are some damn ugly humans.
In a vacuum? They tend to get too bloaty and cold for my liking, but if you're into that sort of thing then be my guest.
Security through promiscuity is no better than security through obscurity.
MTV playing music? Wow. I'm impressed.
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I think it's more a shock that MTV is playing music videos.
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I'd much rather have my kid playing with titties and ass than 9mm pistols.
What an unamerican thing to say. Please report to your local NRA and FCC offices for re-education immediately.
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That's because the Bible doesn't say ANYTHING about guns.
Coveting your neighbor's hot ass wife, sin.
Popping a cap in a bitches ass, no problem.
I want my P2P!
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
I viewed this video on *BLEEP* core 9 with *BLEEP* 9.61,running *BLEEP* 2.6.25 and did not hear anything bleeped.
It just plain does not work or somebody is lying.
I think I've even heard it as *bleep* damn.
I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
In a vacuum? They tend to get too bloaty and cold for my liking, but if you're into that sort of thing then be my guest.
It's not as easy as you think: "I can't cum unless you pretend to be dead... wait, where are you going? Damnit, that's the third one this week! What am I supposed to do with THIS?..."
And then it's back to match.com to find another one.
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This is a step in the right direction. But, please, let's not stop there. With a little more effort we can remove the scourge of "Weird" Al's lame parody songs from our airwaves. Even if it means bleeping out a word at a time, it's still worth doing.
You think that's bad? I live in the UK. Every page I visit just redirects to a picture of a giant lidless eye, rimmed with fire. Looking at me.
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But...repeat shitting is the only way I can get revenge on the guy raping my ass!
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