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MTV Bleeps Filesharing Software Names In Weird Al Video

An anonymous reader writes "We've all heard Weird Al Yankovic's 'Don't Download This Song,' which came out a couple years ago, but did you know that MTV is apparently so afraid that kids listening to the song will discover for the first time that file sharing offerings exist that in its video of the song, MTV bleeps out their names? There's a line in the song that lists out Morpheus, Grokster, Kazaa and Limewire (most of whom don't really exist any more), but for some reason MTV considers those names to be bleep worthy." Unless this is all one grand inside joke from Weird Al.

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  1. But by ohxten · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But we can watch scantily clad ladies dancing around and gangstas promoting the dirty life?

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    1. Re:But by lysergic.acid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      that makes more sense than the American film ratings board who worry more about kids/teenagers seeing nipples or other parts of the human body (even in non-sexual contexts) or hearing swear words but will still give movies depicting gun violence, murder, etc. PG or PG-13 ratings.

    2. Re:But by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd much rather have my kid playing with titties and ass than 9mm pistols.

      Just sayin'.

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    3. Re:But by Toonol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea totally. look at the america/german divide...the amercas fear the body's love making but love the death and murder, whereas germany censors violence and allows all kinds of sex.

      In defense of America, sex is much more of a temptation than violence is. 99.9% of kids won't commit murder regardless of what movies they watch, but 99.9% of them will make stupid decisions at some point regarding sex.

      Now, I don't agree with the movie ratings in America, I think they're too prudish, and censoring nudity and erotica probably causes more sexual problems than it prevents... but it's not simply that "the america's fear the body's love making". The exposure of youth to sexual imagery can lead to problems when done wrong. Go look at 4chan if you doubt that.

    4. Re:But by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The human body is beautiful

      In a vacuum perhaps, but in practice there are some damn ugly humans.

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    5. Re:But by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In defense of America

      If you had even an inkling of understanding, you wouldn't characterize it as "defense".

      sex is much more of a temptation than violence is. 99.9% of kids won't commit murder regardless of what movies they watch, but 99.9% of them will make stupid decisions at some point regarding sex

      And why do you think that is?

      Has it not occurred to you that perhaps it's because they're told from an early age that sex is bad and guns are good, and so therefore want to experiment with the taboo?

      Youth is all about rebellion. Tell kids that they shouldn't do something is a surefire way to get them to want to do it.

    6. Re:But by lysergic.acid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      makes sense. that's why the most conservative/repressive cultures are also the most fucked up. i've noticed that extremely repressive Asian cultures like Taiwan and Japan tend to have very polarized populations, where most people are either complete prudes who lead unhealthy, overly sheltered lives devoid of any sort of pleasure, or they lead equally unhealthy lives partying way too much, with absolutely no sense of moderation or self-restraint.

      when everything is taboo then there's no difference between having a few drink with your friends and getting completely shitfaced and coked out of your mind. so people end up either being a virgin their entire life, or become extremely promiscuous and have unprotected casual sex with random strangers.

    7. Re:But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      makes sense. that's why the most conservative/repressive cultures are also the most fucked up. i've noticed that extremely repressive Asian cultures like Taiwan and Japan tend to have very polarized populations, where most people are either complete prudes who lead unhealthy, overly sheltered lives devoid of any sort of pleasure, or they lead equally unhealthy lives partying way too much, with absolutely no sense of moderation or self-restraint.

      So, what are you basing your observations from? Most Asians believe Americans will fuck a stranger at the drop of a hat and American Pie is a realistic depiction of what college life is like in the US. Do your jobs mod, I'm at least as insightful as my parent post.

    8. Re:But by Darby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To me, sex is way more natural than murder.

      Now now, they're equally natural. Just one is moral, ethical and wonderful and one is immoral, unethical and disgusting.

      The problem is that there are too many lunatics around who can't figure out which is which.

    9. Re:But by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hate to tell you, but obama is not the great black hope. He is a white guy in a black man's body.

      Seems to me he's a half white/half black guy in a light brown body.

    10. Re:But by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The human body is beautiful"

      Apparently, you've never seen the overly hairy and obese old men in speedos that seem to inhabit every public beach.

      "the amercas fear the body's love making"

      You know, the U.S. has this massive financial machine called The Porn Industry.....

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    11. Re:But by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My daughter will someday have sex. I have accepted this, and you should too. Hopefully she will not get shot.

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  2. Good reason to forget MTV by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And watch Youtube instead.
    Any time you give corporations power, they try to take even more away from you.

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    1. Re:Good reason to forget MTV by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah! Let's all go and use YouTube instead.
      And whilst we're at it, let's stop using MSN and their associated M$ brands, 'cause they're an evil corporation too.

      Let's use Gmail instead.

      / Hope Google aren't evil. Otherwise we're really screwed.

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  3. *bleep* by KasperMeerts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would *bleep* do this? It really disrupts the flow of the song.
    Still, this doesn't look as one of *bleep*-*bleep*'s best so I'm not going to look the uncensored version up on *bleep*.
    Good night everyone here on *bleep*...

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  4. They've got the right idea.. by tomd123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    File sharing should totally be censored... songs about rape, one night stands, drugs, money bitches, hoes, sluts... etc is perfectly fine though.. Thank God for such brilliant minds.

  5. Re:eh? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MTV's bullshit censorship changes with the times. Back in the early-mid '90's, they'd censor the word "ass" and other lame stuff from Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg videos(remember how half the screen was blurred out for some reason or other?).

    Now the shit they play could be construed as child porn in some states! It all went downhill for them after they stopped showing the Beavis and Butthead episode where they make a hairspray torch because some dumbass kid copycatted and done burned his house down.

    Fuck MTV. I'd rather my kids watch Cinemax.

  6. Bleep MTV by jimbertling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What more can I say?

  7. Re:This inflamatory you say? by clockwise_music · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would vote for it being a joke by Weird Al. The guy is extremely clever and is very likely to come up with something like this. After all, he did write "Bob".

  8. What about "white n' nerdy"? by nobodyman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But doesn't he explicitly mention "MySpace" in White and Nerdy? Does that get bleeped out?

  9. MTV and the RIAA policy by icedcool · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. "

    I actually am more interested in whats bleeped out than the rest of the song. It's like the kid that finds out the bad word, and repeats it like crazy. Or when children learn another language the first thing they want to learn is the "bad" words.

    We always test and want to push through our boundaries.

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  10. Too late, they realize... by Chordonblue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, promoting music that encourages people to break the law might also encourage them to download music. After all, those 'rap guys' are always stealing shit, and downloading music isn't exactly breaking into a store and grabbing all the CD's you can before the cops get there, right?

    I think the record industry may be figuring out that all that moral ambiguity they promoted in the past is now going to bite them in the ass - big time.

    See, to paraphrase the great Reverend Wright... The chickens... Have come home... To ROOST! :)

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    1. Re:Too late, they realize... by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...to paraphrase the great Reverend Wright...

      God damn the RIAA!

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  11. Re:eh? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1, Insightful

    MTV's bullshit censorship changes with the times. Back in the early-mid '90's, they'd censor the word "ass" and other lame stuff from Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg videos(remember how half the screen was blurred out for some reason or other?).

    If only they could have blurred out the other half of the screen and bleeped the rest of the song. Or how about playing some rock? There's already BET for rap and hip-hop.

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  12. Re:eh? by veganboyjosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's to wonder about? You stayed tuned in all the way to number one, didn't you? To see if they played it? Seems to me like not playing the song would get more people talking about and listening to their broadcast.
    Here it is 10 or so years later and you're still talking about it.

  13. Re:eh? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    yes, Viacom is parent of CBS and MTV. The FCC has been trying to regulate Cable for a while and MTV has been the prime target, they cave on censoring to keep the FCC from actually having grounds to get permission.

  14. Re:MTV Still Has Videos? Drawing the line... by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This channel spews so much vulgar garbage and stupidity that I don't even have it programmed on the channel list to prevent it lowering my IQ if I should happen to pause while channel surfing.

    I'm just double checking, you were talking about cspan here right?

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  15. Re:Time for Geroge Carlin to update his routine? by elmartinos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You just can't say these words on america tv/radio. I remember an interview here in Austria of some American singer that went something like this:

    Singer: ... and he was really fucked up. Oh my god I said the f word!
    Moderator: Ha, we can say here whatever we want. Fuck Shit fuck shit fuck fuck. Its really cool.
    Singer: ffffucking awesome!

  16. Re:eh? by daem0n1x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a music channel for Latin countries called Sol MÃsica. Years ago, when the Lenny Kravitz song "Fly away" was a hit, the clip showed all the time on TV. There was a girl in the clip showing her boobs. In Sol MÃsica we could see the boobies, but on MTV they were blurred.

    What's the problem with boobies? Here in Europe, it's not such a big deal. We have statues of naked men and women in every square. You can see full frontal nudes in most European films. It's just naked people. Not that big of a problem. And I like boobies ;-)

  17. my gosh by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if you are learning about filesharing (ancient concept)

    in its defunct formats (morpheus? limewire? are we going to learn about doom? microsoft bob?)

    from MTV (dead network)

    on a music video (dead form of art)

    by wierd al yankovic (is he still alive?)

    you are really really off the map, on some deserted island or in prisoner camp

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  18. Re:eh? by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "What happened?"

    The Baby Boomers, who simultaneously led the way for greater freedoms for youth and acted like spoiled children, had children. They looked back on their youth and, while having "no regrets", still didn't want their kids to do what they did. ESPECIALLY the sex part - a girl in the sixties may have burned her bra and fucked in the mud at Woodstock, but subconsciously she viewed herself negatively and wants to "protect" her daughters.

    I worked with a woman who was pregnant, and one time she confessed to me that she was having a real ethical crisis. She had partied - hard - in her youth. Coke, meth, sex, whatever. And she enjoyed it, and didn't have any negative consequences. So how was she supposed to tell her little darling not to do the things she did, when she has no regrets?

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  19. Here we go by dgagley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Welcome to the new United Socialist States of America. Its happening more and more on all fronts. Now that the Govt. has an ownership in private banks the media and your mind are next. :) :0

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