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Magnetic Portals Connect Sun and Earth
MaxwellEdison writes "Scientists have discovered evidence of magnetic portals connecting the Earth and the Sun every 8 minutes. 'Several speakers at the Workshop have outlined how FTEs form: On the dayside of Earth (the side closest to the sun), Earth's magnetic field presses against the sun's magnetic field. Approximately every eight minutes, the two fields briefly merge or "reconnect," forming a portal through which particles can flow. The portal takes the form of a magnetic cylinder about as wide as Earth. The European Space Agency's fleet of four Cluster spacecraft and NASA's five THEMIS probes have flown through and surrounded these cylinders, measuring their dimensions and sensing the particles that shoot through.'"
Now you're thinking with portals!
Is a lie.
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 is the magic number.
Naw them ain't probes, them is aliens.
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 is the magic number.
Now we just need to find Daniel Jackson.
Really? How fascinating!
O <-- this is the sun.
WHOOSH <-- this is the WHOOSH going over your head.
. <-- you.
o <-- this is the earth.
It doesn't have anything to do with iPods which is exactly why it was tagged NOT iPods.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
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"whoa"
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intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
and I'm still alive.
In the sun's magnetic portal,
and I'm still alive.
They're using their grammar skills there.
Well... it is true at least, right?
Lets add other fun !-tags.
Lets see... !aardvark, !aardwolf, !aargau, !aare, !aaron, !aascu...
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Dude. You've been watching wayyy too much SG-1. Really.
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i.e. to shoot your ass into the sun at the speed of light and prevent your stupid ass from breeding?
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But wouldn't it be cool if it did?
I predict this is the key that will finally unlock the secret of teleporting matter! Unfortunately, it will only allow us to teleport things directly to the sun...
When someone says, "Any fool can see
That would be a terribly depressing eight minute journey. Unless you became a human comet and smashed into Mercury or something, which would just be badass.
How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
you don't believe Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human? don't tell me you are an academic deified Queer
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It is impossible for an academic
deified Queer ONE god to give
birth to, or breast-feed a Baby.
Bible fraud will destroy fools,
and they will eat one another.
Adam and Eve never existed.
Without profit, there is no god.
Believers will actually eat dung
before they will ever measure
their queer Godism for Cubic
Creation Truth. Just the other
Day in the NEWS, they were
worshipping their god image
in Vomit.
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intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Why is it always a trinket that gives you powers - why is it never a pair of pants or a left shoe.
Control is an illusion, order our comforting lie. From chaos, through chaos, into chaos we fly
RTFA
And if you combine with a solar flare at the right time do we get to go back to 1969 in the age of cheap intel shares, and cheap pot and free lsd?
Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
Maybe we can use a large sphere or ring shaped device made up of a super strong magnetic metal that can create its own gravity field.
With this device we may be able to travel at the speed of light to the sun!
In fact, if we increase the magnetic s of this device and focus it on another "sphere" or ring device, maybe we can travel faster than the speed of light! We could have instantaneous travel!
Wow. Somebody should make a movie or tv show about this. We could call it Sphere Gate or The Ring .
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I'd rather see "Magnetic" changed to "Magic". That's how I read it at first and it sounds much better.
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