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Bones Found Near Crash Site Confirmed Fossett's
Trip6 writes "Bones found near the wreckage of the plane flown by Steve Fossett when he disappeared last fall have been confirmed to be Fossett's by DNA analysis. The NTSB is still investigating the crash. Fossett may have been searching for a place to break the land speed record, his next quest."
Plus whatever recycled crap is left over by the time kdawson drags his sorry ass to the keyboard.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
It is official; DNA analysis now confirms: Steve Fossett is dead.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Fossett family when analysis confirmed that Steve Fossett's life expectancy has dropped yet again, now down to negative figures. Coming close on the heels of a recent survey which plainly states that everyone has forgotten who he was, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Steve Fossett's skeleton is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by falling dead.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Steve Fossett's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Steve Fossett faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Steve Fossett because Steve Fossett is dead. Things are looking very bad for Steve Fossett. As many of us are already aware, Steve Fossett continues to lose decomposing flesh. Blood flows like a river of red ink.
Steve Fossett's ribcage is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its tissue. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the contents of his bowels at the point of death only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Steve Fossett is dead.
Due to the troubles of his plane, Steve Fossett shuffled off this mortal coil and was taken over by flies who laid eggs in his corpse.
All major surveys show that Steve Fossett has steadily declined in life expectancy. Steve Fossett has kicked the bucket and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Steve Fossett is to survive at all it will be via some twisted form of necromancy. Steve Fossett continues to decay. Nothing short of a cockeyed miracle could save Steve Fossett from its fate at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Steve Fossett is dead.
Fact: Steve Fossett is dead
I would like to mention that jcr is a troll yet every post I see of his he receives a +5 insightful mod. This disturbs me greatly, is jcr modding his own psots on other accounts or do the mods love him like a catholic priest loves young altar boys?
No flamebait mods plzkthnx
I HATE NIGGERS
maybe he fell asleep while watching election coverage on Fox?