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Eight-Armed Animal Preceded Dinosaurs

Garimelda writes "Scientists have discovered what they believe is an eight-armed creature which colonized a large section of the world's oceans over 300 million years before the first dinosaurs emerged."

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

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  2. The summary is... by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen, the plot to next year's summer movie flop.

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    1. Re:The summary is... by baKanale · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the next SciFi Channel Original "Movie"...

    2. Re:The summary is... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I've had it with these mother fucking octopuses on this mother fucking plane!"

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    3. Re:The summary is... by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've had it with these mother fucking eels on this mother fucking hovercraft!

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  3. Apologies to Douglas Adams by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I would take it that these creatures would have invented personal deoderant before the wheel?

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  4. I for one lament by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    The passing of our 8 legged, sea dwelling, Gondwanalandish ancestral overlords

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    1. Re:I for one lament by Geak · · Score: 3, Funny

      "According to palaeogeographic reconstructions, South China and South Australia were close to each other at the time, belonging to a supercontinent called Gondwana," says lead author Dr Maoyan Zhu.

      I think the more important discovery here is time travel. How else would he know the continent was called Gondwana 300 million years ago? Also suprising is that these 8 legged creatures were able to tell him that. I don't think humans existed back then.

  5. could it be... by catdevnull · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cthulu--the ancient one!

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    1. Re:could it be... by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cthulu--the ancient one!

      Dagon it, I thought it was the other one!

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  6. Re:Octopus? by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    They should call it Octavius Palinus

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  7. Re:FSM by Andr+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll believe ID when they find a fossilized watch.

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  8. Cthulhu Fhtagn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

    1. Re:Cthulhu Fhtagn by turgid · · Score: 3, Funny

      How's the weather in North Wales today, Mrs Trellis?

  9. Sounds like...... by prestomation · · Score: 3, Funny

    .....someone played Spore a bit too much...

  10. I knew it by Andr+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...they describe other early living things that looked like leaves, shells, stars and something almost akin to a peace symbol.

    Damn hippie fossils!

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  11. Re:FSM by illeism · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll believe in fossilized watches once somebody proves intelligence...

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  12. Re:Octopus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm amazed you were able to gleam that all from the summary!

  13. so it's like by Weh · · Score: 2, Funny

    cthulhu?

  14. Re:FSM by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is in outer space. There's a Hubble picture of it at the supplied link.

  15. Re:Octospiders by butterflysrage · · Score: 5, Funny

    what does God need with a starship?

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  17. Re:four accidental or metabolically efficient? by Paaskonijn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm at a loss to think of any two-limbed complex organisms.

    Pirates!

  18. Re:four accidental or metabolically efficient? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    These two pirates are talking in a bar, and the tail of the story goes...

    "... and that thar seagull splotted in me eye, and I was a-fergettin' that I'd a-just gotten me hook... and that's how I got me eyepatch! Yarrrr!"

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  19. Re:"preceded dinosaurs" by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a strict Fundamentalist Christian, I applaud how your examples became more fantastical/mythical the farther back in time you go, with the obvious (and proper) implication that caveman and dinosaurs are even sillier works of fiction than King Arthur and Robin Hood. Bravo!

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  20. Re:FSM by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think he'd say something like this:

    "Hey everyone, I'm British! Look at me! Look! Look damn you!"

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  21. Re:who says ..... by alexborges · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who isnt ready to not say that the bible isnt reffering to what is not a man and a woman, but a large bowl of spaghetti?

    I for one, have no idea.

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  22. We had these in high school by pRtkL+xLr8r · · Score: 2, Funny

    So big whoop. They were like 25 cents in gumball machines. You'd throw them at windows and they'd slowly crawl down. Can't wait til someone unearths a gummy bracelet or a Swatch watch...

  23. Re:Game? by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Spore was a game?

    That's a common misconception, it's actually five really crappy games.