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Is Windows 7 Faster Or Just Smarter?

Barence writes "The Windows 7 unveiling garnered largely positive coverage, with many hands-on testers praising it for being faster than Vista. But is it actually? To find out, this blogger ran a suite of benchmarks to see just how much quicker Windows 7 really is — and the results weren't quite what he expected. 'The actual performance gap between Vista and Windows 7 is ... nada. Absolutely nothing. Our Office benchmarks and video encoding tests complete in precisely the same time regardless of which OS is installed. [...] It's tempting to see this as a bit of a con. They've sped up the front end so it feels like you're getting more done, but in terms of real productivity it's no better than Vista."

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  1. Mp3 Locking? by should_be_linear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I play mp3 *and* copy files on Windows 7 ? I have old Quad-Core system only.

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    1. Re:Mp3 Locking? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I don't want to start a holy war here

      what is the deal with you Windows fanatics?

      You're off to a bad start.

      In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work.

      I hope you are calling Firefox "Netscape" out of habit. I really don't want to know what you are doing using the actual Netscape browser.

      I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Windows 7 box over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems."

      It's shiny. And it's not Vista (at least in name).

    2. Re:Mp3 Locking? by neoform · · Score: 4, Funny

      Depends, that capability will only work in 5 different versions of Windows 7:

      Windows 7: Super Extreme Edition
      Windows 7: Slightly Extreme Edition
      Windows 7: Spectacular Edition
      Windows 7: Excellence Edition
      Windows 7: Better Than Average Edition

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    3. Re:Mp3 Locking? by poetmatt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, that's not vista capable?

    4. Re:Mp3 Locking? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      But its the 64 bit version of Windows 7 so it's twice as fast, and it has with 64mb of ram. That's a full megabyte of ram for each bit, that should be enough for anyone.
       
      ;)

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  2. Re:Trick Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes or no, has Steve Balmer stopped beating his wife?

    Yes, I asked her last night -- he stopped around mid-June.

  3. Re:Trick Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes or no, has Steve Balmer stopped beating his wife?

    Yes, I asked her last night -- he stopped around mid-June.

    Please, it's a simple yes or no question. We don't need details or explanations, if the witness would just stick to the facts we could move forward.

  4. Re:Bad benchmarks for productivity. by vjmurphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "..then you're making better use of your meat co-processor..."

    There's a joke in there, but I'm not touching it.

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  5. Re:Bad benchmarks for productivity. by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not touching your meat co-processor?

    You must be new here.

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  6. Re:Trick Question by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reminds me of the old Amtrak ad: "Passenger safety - fast service... take your pick."

  7. Re:Bad benchmarks for productivity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not touching your meat co-processor?

    You must be new here.

    his heart must not be truly klingon.

    (with apologies...)

  8. Missing option by qmaqdk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Neither.

    And there's no CowboyNeal option either.

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  9. Re:Trick Question by nschubach · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a new world we live in. We have to know more information about it so we can cater a program specifically to you for fairness and equality. If we don't gather specific information about the events, race, sex, sexual preference and hair color of the persons involved, how are we to make sure they get an equal* resolution.

    * equal in used in this context is shorthand for "fair and equal according to the person involved"

    (there goes my Karma...)

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  10. Re:Trick Question by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If I were to tell you the fact that Windows 7 developers dine on human flesh at their desks to start each day anew, how would you react?"

    "That explains everything!"

  11. Re:Trick Question by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    so, I am right.

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  12. Even More Importantly... by frankie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I understand the article points out that they went with simply a "more responsive interface" paradigm (Web 2.0/AJAX, anyone?) and probably didn't really fix any serious problems.

    I can't believe that no one here has made the obvious connection yet: Microsoft is copying yet another Mac OS feature: *TEH SNAPPY*!!!

  13. Re:Perhaps this alpha releases uses Vistas kernel? by repvik · · Score: 2, Funny

    iTunes hanging is probably not Microsofts fault. As sucky as Windows is, iTunes is the app that manages to overthrow Windows and take the throne of shittyness all by itself.

  14. Re:Smarter not harder by onefriedrice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally I'll stick with Homer Simpson's motto: "If something is hard to do, then it is not worth doing." Which is my rule regarding installing new Microsoft Operating Systems.

    Actually Vista is probably the simplest OS install I've ever done. (disclaimer: I've never built a mac, don't know about that).

    Your outlier experience is not welcome here. Can't you see we're busy bashing Microsoft? Please, take your rational thinking elsewhere.

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  15. Re:Trick Question by MostAwesomeDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mu.

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  16. Re:Trick Question by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, that's just deceptive. Amtrak provides neither!

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  17. Marked funny.. by LingNoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. not because people are laughing with you, but because they are laughing AT you.

    Obvious old troll was obvious, how could you not have seen it?!

  18. Re:Trick Question by GaryPatterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who is June?

    And why did he stop part-way through beating her?

    This is a can of worms!

  19. Re:Trick Question by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is a can of worms!

    I see you're familiar with Microsoft products then...

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  20. Re:Trick Question by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes or no, has Steve Balmer stopped beating his wife?

    Yes, I asked her last night -- he stopped around mid-June.

    Please, it's a simple yes or no question. We don't need details or explanations, if the witness would just stick to the facts we could move forward.

    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the......." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'" Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

    By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie." Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how are you feeling?"

    I'd give the attribution but I forgot where I found this. Apologies to the author, wherever you are.

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  21. Re:Trick Question by fractoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just like throwing tantrums and chucking furniture around was first invented by Apple management, then copied by Microsoft? /rimshot

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