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Dogs To Sniff Out Smokers
The Lower Manhattan Development Corporation has turned to "tobacco detection canine" teams to sniff out workers sneaking away for a smoke. Careless smoking by workers inside the former Deutsche Bank building is blamed for the Aug. 18, 2007, fire that killed two firefighters. "This is just one part of the project team's multifaceted approach to ensuring that all site regulations are strictly followed and enforced," said LMDC spokesman Mike Murphy.
This idea was invented by Shampoo.
I will bend like a reed in the wind.
So chemical crystallized substances should be fine?
"Really Lassie? Bobby was smoking by the water cooler? And he put out his cigarette the wrong way?"
unless they "victim" is a cat person
rewriting history since 2109
How about smoking weed with a vaporizer, would that pass the fire codes? :)
It wouldn't be a Friday night otherwise.
This is how I trained the dogs to do this important work.
Step 1: Get dogs addicted to cigarettes
Step 2: Withhold cigarettes
Step 3: Dog goes apeshit when it detects cigarettes
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
As long as these dogs only recognize tobacco and not salvia divinoooooooh fuck my room is a cosmic tomato careening toward God's infinite theatre and jesus is a mime with a giant glass-domed brain for a head whooooooaaaaaaa
You're going in the dog house buddy.
Sometimes life can be tough. But if I'm feeling a little battered and see someone on a smoke break - outside in the 120 degree heat of a Phoenix summer, I always feel better. At least I'm smart enough to not pay good money to look stupid, smell bad and destroy my lungs in an effort to enrich a tobacco company that wouldn't urinate on me if I caught fire using their product.