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The Gene Is Having an Identity Crisis
gollum123 writes "New large-scale studies of DNA are causing a rethinking of the very nature of genes. A typical gene is no longer conceived of as a single chunk of DNA encoding a single protein. It turns out, for example, that several different proteins may be produced from a single stretch of DNA. Most of the molecules produced from DNA may not even be proteins, but rather RNA. The familiar double helix of DNA no longer has a monopoly on heredity: other molecules clinging to DNA can produce striking differences between two organisms with the same genes — and those molecules can be inherited along with DNA. Scientists have been working on exploring the 98% of the genome not identified as the protein-coding region. One of the biggest of these projects is an effort called the Encyclopedia of DNA Elements, or 'Encode.' And its analysis of only 1% of the genome reveals the genome to be full of genes that are deeply weird, at least by the traditional standard of what a gene is supposed to be and do. The Encode team estimates that the average protein-coding region produces 5.7 different transcripts. Different kinds of cells appear to produce different transcripts from the same gene. And it gets even weirder. Our DNA is studded with millions of proteins and other molecules, which determine which genes can produce transcripts and which cannot. New cells inherit those molecules along with DNA. In other words, heredity can flow through a second channel."
Not only does God code in machine language, but it is all spaghetti. Thats probably why eventually malfunction and die.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification
Who would have thought God coded DNA using Perl...
How long does it take to compute 42?
Oh wait, we already have 42. What was the question again?
How many genes must a geneticist wear out before we call it a gene?
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
I'm sorry to say,
your genes are a complete mess
and not poetic.
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Ladies and Gentlemen:
We act on behalf of God (the "Owner").
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Please cease and desist from further decryption of stated copyright information and publication of previously acquired DNA information.
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I guess science is coming up with a better explanation every day why your neighbour's youngest boy has the milkman's hair color!