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The Best Fictional Doomsday Devices

Ostracus writes to tell us that Wired has an interesting summary of some of the best fictional doomsday devices. These devices have featured heavily in movies, television, and fiction; their list includes favorites from Dr. Strangelove to Futurama. What devices have they missed? "By the time Futurama's sci-fi satire hit the scene, creator Matt Groening had the doomsday-device shtick down. Case in point: the Spheroboom. This highly explosive space/time-bending device isn't just the prized jewel of the show's mad scientist, Professor Farnsworth. It also destroys anyone/anything not wearing a 'Doom-proof Platinum Vest.'"

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  1. MEGA MAID! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    mega maid/spaceball one has to be the single most potent weapon in the universe.

    it is literally breathtaking.

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  2. Ren & Stimpy - History Eraser Button by jimbo3123 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The History Eraser Button from Ren and Stimpy, Hands Down.

    Don't Touch It!!
    You Fool.

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    There should be a moderation category "Dumbest Comment EVER"
  3. Re:Wired slideshow by kevin_conaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you value your time, don't even bother to RTFA

    What an odd thing to post to Slashdot

  4. Just ask an alien... by geekmux · · Score: 4, Funny

    P-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

    1. Re:Just ask an alien... by soulsteal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahem, that would be a Pu-236 Explosive Space Modulator.

      Perhaps you bought the cheap Acme version?

  5. Missing option by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    3 Taco Bell burritos and a six-pack of Old Milwaukee. Devastation on a cosmological scale.

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    1. Re:Missing option by nurbles · · Score: 5, Funny

      3 Taco Bell burritos and a six-pack of Old Milwaukee. Devastation on a cosmological scale.

      sounds more like devastation on a colonological scale...

  6. Re:WMD Dictionary by try_anything · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We have solid everdense that Eye-rack, heh heh heh, uh, 'scuse me, Eye-rack possesses a, er, Helo, er, Halo, Hello, er, sumthinerother. Halo my baby, Halo my darling, halo my, er, gonna bomb their asses. Gonna bomb their asses back to the, um, bombed age. Cuz' that's what happens when you threaten 'muricans with Hellos of Mass Destruction."

  7. Be afraid by roggg · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://home.jps.net/~lsnyder/12_tick.html

    Infinity Ball, The: The Infinity Ball is a fearsome device used by the Hey Empire. It resembles a sideways 8 ball and doesn't look menacing at all. It is powerful though. The ball has telekinetic powers, is extremely fast, and squeaks when it moves. It even has hyperspace technology built in. The Whats are extremely afraid of the Infinity Ball. They were chased across the universe by the little engine of destruction. When The Tick destroyed the Hey's attempts of bringing forth a universe ending cataclysm, he was attacked by the Infinity Ball. The ball crashed into the heroes chest, falling to the ground after impact. The most devastating weapon in the Hey's arsenal proved to be less devastating then it was once believed to be. In fact, it was pretty lame.

  8. Re:Good news, everyone! by QuantumPion · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suppose I could part with one of my doomsday devices and still be feared.

  9. Slashdot by Errtu76 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Period. Best doomsday device ... if you're a webmaster who's website contains a page that's featured on /.