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Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction

wiredog sends in a study from the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center Center For Biosecurity, assessing risks of human extinction and the costs of preventing it. "In this century a number of events could extinguish humanity. The probability of these events may be very low, but the expected value of preventing them could be high, as it represents the value of all future human lives."

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  1. Why bother? by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we all die off, nobody is going to be around to lament the fact that we're gone.

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    1. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Speak for yourself, human.

    2. Re:Why bother? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      If we all die off, nobody is going to be around to lament the fact that we're gone.

      Not true, as I have programmed Lamentobot for exactly this purpose, and his nuclear heart will ensure that he will be around to cry over the passing of human kind should we be wiped out any time in the next twenty thousand years.

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    3. Re:Why bother? by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's like the evil twin of the anthropic principle. Good one.

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    4. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If we all die off, nobody is going to be around to lament the fact that we're gone.

      Obviously you haven't thought this completely through. Have you considered that the most likely cause of our extinction will be the invention of artificial intelligence robots that need to burn humans for fuel? Of course you haven't. Nobody does. The fools!

      (and yes, the robots will lament the fact that they can no longer use carbon rich bipods for fuel)

    5. Re:Why bother? by gnick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry, human or not we're all doomed. Deal with it.
      The Last Question

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    6. Re:Why bother? by gnick · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry - I should have credited that. Short story by Isaac Asimov dealing with the end of life everywhere written in 1956.
      Here's the wiki for anyone who just wants the gist without reading all 5 or 6 pages: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Question

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    7. Re:Why bother? by philspear · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've thought about it, and what I came up with was the following: Meter? What? Huh?

  2. No problem! by serutan · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as we can round up a hardy crew of misfits and renegades and train them to be astronauts, we can handle anything!

  3. Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi era by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    The general plan is to perform mass-cloning of the populace, and then send out hordes of colonization fleets to find habitable planets elsewhere in the galaxy... If we hit any rough territory, we'll just sing at the problem until it goes away!

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  4. some animal species that are about to go extinct by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    might actually think that this is a wonderful concept.

    To quote George Carlin: "The earth will shrug us off like a bad case of fleas, a surface nuisance".

  5. Summary of the article by greenguy · · Score: 4, Informative

    We could all die!!! But we probably won't. At least not right away.

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  6. On the other hand, who cares? by apathy+maybe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I honestly don't give two figs if humanity goes extinct (I certainly won't after the event).

    Sure, if it happens while I'm alive, there maybe some un-avoidable pain and suffering for myself, but if it happens after I'm dead, well, I'll be dead.

    Dead people can't suffer.

    Anyway, extinction is a natural part of evolution, adapt or die motherfuckers, adapt and die. Yes, change from or to and is deliberate, because we are all going to die.

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    Anyway, onto the actual scenarios. From the introduction:

    Projections of climate change and influenza pandemics, coupled with the damage caused by recent tsunamis, hurricanes, and terrorist attacks,

    None of these things is going to wipe out each and every human, nor even enough humans to make the population enviable. Unless climate change is really, really dramatic (in which case, there is nothing we can do about it anyway). And to talk about flu... Viruses have never killed more than 70% of a given population (number pulled from the air, probably less, Wikipedia says The Black Death is estimated to have killed 30% to 60% of Europe's population.). Oh, and terrorism. Scary shit that.

    Then we get onto astronomical events, comets, solar flares and stuff, and the paper goes on and on.

    Basically, we are all going to die, humanity is going to go extinct (if nothing else, the heat death of the universe will get us), and to think about the issue with any great thought is probably a waste of time.

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    1. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I always encounter this sentiment (or lack thereof), and I can only rationalize it as some sort of perverted self-loathing of the human race.

      Life is a suicide mission. You just keep going and going until you croak.

      But we do it anyway.

      We survive. We thrive. We are compelled to persevere, even when nature does everything in its power to destroy us.

      Why? Because we must.

      Because if we don't, then everything we have accomplished will be for nothing.

      It may sound altruistic, but I do care about the future of the human race. Because if no one else did before us, we would never live today.

      We didn't crawl out of a pond so you could throw it all away.

    2. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Basically, we are all going to die, humanity is going to go extinct (if nothing else, the heat death of the universe will get us), and to think about the issue with any great thought is probably a waste of time.

      Thankfully this is perfectly in line with my new investment strategy - Hookers, Blow, Jack Daniels and the Craps Table.

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    3. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing.

      And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.

      But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take our breath away.

      Come...dry your eyes. For you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most clearly."

      - From Watchmen by Alan Moore.

    4. Re:On the other hand, who cares? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dead people can't suffer.

      Well, we can hope, anyway.

  7. Old news by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot readers already know the best disaster recovery policy is to have multiple off-site backups. A human being is just a strand of DNA's mechanism for replicating itself; that DNA needs to figure out how to store copies of itself in enough places so that it is impossible to wipe out all the copies in any possible disaster. In short, we need to stop keeping all our eggs in this one little basket called "Earth".

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    1. Re:Old news by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Might actually be easier on the Mars colonists than it was on the American colonists - North American Indians weren't exactly 100% hospitable. Mars colonists will (should) have tremendous backing from the mother country, communication takes hours instead of months, and challenges like solar flares and dust storms are a bit more predictable than treaties forged with a society you don't understand.

  8. missed geeks favorite disasters by Coraon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Things like a zombie apocalypse or raptors being resurrected and running amok. We need plans for dealing with those issues too.

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  9. Overshoot by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Given that the world population shot up by a factor of 4 in the last 100 years, mainly due to fossil fuel usage which won't last even another 100 years, I think some kind of near-term die-off is inevitable. However, I'd suggest that the lower the human population, the less stress as a whole the population is under as more per-capita resource with less competition is available, so complete extinction would become less and less likely as the population drops.

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    1. Re:Overshoot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Given a quick look at reality, I suggest that you rethink your theory a bit.

      Instead of a linear function, picture a bell curve.

      You were the one to take the idea to a ridiculous extreme, but the OP has a pretty good point.
      If the cause of population drop is resource starvation, there are probably local equilibrium ranges that can be reached on the way down.

    2. Re:Overshoot by skeeto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (or ever: we will reduce our usage, and prices will increase, but we can still synthesize fossil fuels from just about anything with carbon in it).

      Excuse me, the first law of thermodynamics said he would like to have a talk with you.

  10. Maybe by DrugCheese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just maybe, some alien race might discover that eating a human prolongs their life, or cures some previously incurable disease...

    You'd think we'd be exploring space like crazy with the resources (not money) that we have ... but i guess since there are no indigenous people there to exploit ...

    But the longer humanity is confined to this single celestial body we're literally keeping all our eggs in one basket.

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  11. Re:Grey goo by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm more scared of is the combination of nanotech and AI that would reduce human beings to mere drones of a hive mind. Is the human race still human if it's subjugated to the will of our future digital overlords?

    More to the point, does it matter?

    Is there a point to clinging to what we are now, beyond the same sense of nogstalgia that we feel when we hear of some historical location being renovated/removed to make way for something better?

    I may not be a Transhumanist but I'm also not entirely certain trying to keep us as we are today is all that beneficial. Or that the ultimate end of the journey will be made with our footsteps.

  12. Re:Grey goo by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Insightful

    human beings to mere drones of a hive mind.

    Would that really be much different from the way things are now? I'm not trying to be a dick, but in my view we tend to deny the fact that while we are individuals, the greater whole of humanity tends to behave quite like a hive. Look at a busy intersection for a while - we are social and quite hive-like.
    I would say that we are a pretty successful mostly hairless ape - but we most likely aren't gonna make it. Something might make it, but I doubt it will be us (it might be related, but I don't think we would recognize it). In any case - this planet belongs to the bacteria and it always will, I'm just thankful they have let us hang around for this long.

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  13. the greatest threat to the species by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is the species

    humanity itself is its own greatest enemy

    in all other species, the idea is optimization of genes expressed for maximum survival. it's a feedback loop that has worked very well for billions of years

    however, in humanity, with our brains and our language and our civilization, our biological survival has become of secondary importance to the survival of our memes. we sacrifice for larger ideas. suicide bombers will sacrifice that which genetic imperative considers the ultimate sin: extinguishing of life before reproduction. but from a meme's point of view, if it reinforces an idea's survival, its a good thing. memes are kind of like genes in that they look for maximum expression, but unlike genes in that they don't care if we actually survive

    therefore, you could have a meme propogate in civilization that embraces our own extinction. nihilism is an example of a meme which embraces the meaningless of life and pointlessness of survival, for example. just look at the tags on the slashdot summary: "letthemdienews". there are a lot of people out there for whom cynicism and learned helplessness has led to not caring and even actively embrace our extinction

    humanity as a biological entity, a growth, if you will, has done remarkably well. 7 billion is a good number in terms of judging success for the large mammals that we are. our brains and our tool use has allowed us to survive in the tundra and in the desert. we've done really good as animals so far

    but our memes, a recent development in civilization that has not stood the test of time and has no direct genetic allegory, has no real stake in the survival of the biological organism which creates them with our language

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    1. Re:the greatest threat to the species by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Just wanted to point out that there are a few small holes in what you're saying:

      in all other species, the idea is optimization of genes expressed for maximum survival. it's a feedback loop that has worked very well for billions of years

      In all other species, the idea is don't die before you procreate. That's it. Maximum survival has nothing to do with it -- maximum reproductive viability of your offspring is where it's at. For some species, this means living a long time and caring for your family members (apes, elephants, etc). For others, this means having lots of offspring and maximizing the chance of procreation of some of the offspring (praying mantises, where one or two young will devour the rest of the hatchlings as they emege). For some, this means a shotgun approach -- having a ton of offspring, since this maximizes the chance some will survive to procreate.

      but our memes, a recent development in civilization that has not stood the test of time and has no direct genetic allegory, has no real stake in the survival of the biological organism which creates them with our language

      I disagree. Look at the Birds of Paradise in New Guinea. Their ridiculous mating dances and plumage are just like our memes... especially the mating dances. And the parallel is far wider in scope... due to lack of predators and plenty of food, their plumage and dances have evolved due to preferential mate selection. Predator evasion and food gathering are low on the list in a land of plenty. This is an allegory to the human race, IMO. In re: suicide bombers, I also disagree. Sacrificing oneslef so that those most genetically like you survive and procreate? That occurs in lots of cooperative species.

      And as for "memes" being new to civilisation, I think there's some hubris involved in your opinion. Memes are as old as civilisation itself, they are what civilisation is based upon.

      One other thing... overpopulation results in competition for scarce resources. Whether or not that competition is expressed as competition for food, water, oil, or whatever, overpopulation results in conflict. Conflict that results in casualties helps solve the overpopulation problem. From a tribal standpoint, it makes sense to wage war on the other, so that your relatives' genes can be passed on. Look at central Africa...

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  14. There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Over the next billion years or so. Zero.

    There is no doubt that 99.99% of the population could be wiped out by a cataclysm. That's probably worth ... considering. But killing 99.99% of the world's population leaves over 600,000 individuals alive. Individuals of a species so adaptable that it can thrive everywhere from the deserts of the Kalihari to the coast of Greenland.

    Humanity is a weed species. In fact, we're the weed species. We thrive relative to other species on disruption. Rats and cockroaches are just hangers on. They are Kato to our OJ, hitching a ride on our exploitation of new niches opened by environmental cataclysm. Every kind of cataclysm that could possibly be prepared for wiould only in a very short time convert the world into a storehouse of underutilized resources for the survivors. Those survivors might not have much fun, at least in the short term, but people are amazingly adaptable. Hell should hold not terrors for humanity, because it won't take anything like an eternity for anything to seem normal to people.

    The only way to cause human extinction is to manage to kill everyone at one go. Things like a the Sun going unexpectedly nova, or some kind of unforseen astronomical radiation burst that sterilizes everything. Stuff you couldn't possibly prepare for.

    Of the things you can prepare for, things like plague, the reason to prepare for them isn't the survival of the species. It's the survival of society. We have it pretty good, after all, and it wouldn't take much in those cases to take out a significant amount of insurance for our way of life.

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    1. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but even if you managed to do all of that, Madagascar would still close its ports and leave a remnant of humanity. So basically, there's no way to kill off the entire species.

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    2. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You raise an worthwhile point, but I would say that it is highly likely that 60,000 survivors could repopulate the planet.

      True, if we assume they are evenly spread across the planet surface, many, perhaps most of them would perish before finding another human being. But that's a very, very stringent condition, isn't it? It seems almost certain that in such a scenario, people will tend survive in geographic clumps. Places the plague never reached, or where the post comet strike climate changes were survivable.

      Given this, I'd be fairly confident at pushing the decimal point one more place, down to 6000 survivors. Maybe even lower. A bit over a hundred years ago, there were only 30 elephant seals in the world, now there are hundreds of thousands. Genetic analysis shows that there were probably fewer than seven total cheetahs in the world at some point around ten thousand years ago. Subsequently populations peaked in the 1950s at the forty thousand mark.

      Both these animals are far, far less adaptable and fecund than human beings.

      I'd go so far as to say that a single population of a dozen or so healthy breeding individuals, with access to minimal forage and game supplies, would have a far better than even chance of repopulating the world. Given 60,000 survivors or even 6,000 survivors globally, there is likely to be at least one such group if not several.

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    3. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by demi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The actual evidence we have is that, as a rule, for organisms on Earth, extinction is the norm rather than an exceptional event. The history of life on Earth is one of repeated mass extinctions, and continuous extinctions otherwise.

      The idea that humans are "special", that in some way the rules of life on Earth do not apply to them, is attractive, and it probably has some merit. But in order to counter the actual evidence of Earth's history, all you really have is a sort of narrative about what humans are like and would do. It's as related to the real probability of human extinction as verbal arguments about "what you would do in a fight" are to actual combat.

      A billion years is a very long time, and it's easy to imagine scenarios which, however unlikely, cause human extinction. A genetic disease which disrupts reproduction, that we all already have and so cannot isolate. The astronomical cataclysms you mention. Heck, our understanding of the structure of matter is pretty basic and dates to within the last 100 years--do you think that perhaps there are possible material instabilities that we don't yet understand that could somehow result in such a cataclysm?

      We humans have exterminated many other species. Other forms of life we encounter may return the favor, for their own inscrutable reasons.

      It even remains to be seen whether human beings can live in a self-sustaining way on planets that are not inherently habitable. When we have a thriving population on Venus, you can make the argument that something that makes Earth uninhabitable (for example, an atmospheric revolution by novel organisms, as has already happened in the planet's history) won't cause human extinction. But until then, you just can't say. And "I don't know" is a lot different than "I know it can't happen."

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    4. Re:There is zero chance of extinction by rmadmin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like the natives that were undiscovered until just this year? I can't find the link, but I thought it was epic that these guys survived till 2008 without being noticed by the rest of the world. I'm hoping there are more of them out there.

  15. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by geckipede · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Depending on how you want to define complexity, it took between one and two billion years to go from complex multicellular life to an intelligent species. Even if we assume you need a fairly high power metabolism for it, there have certainly been plenty of candidates for technological intelligence over the last 300 million years, but only one species actually managed it. Given that we've got about 500 million years of useful life left in this planet, the chances of another civilisation rising on Earth before the sun swells up and kills us is pretty slim.

  16. We can build three arks by boyfaceddog · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the statistitions and the fear mongers on 'B' ark, please.

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    1. Re:We can build three arks by TeknoHog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's a statistition? A statistician with a superstition?

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  17. Extinction by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Humanity will likely kill itself off because they can't agree who gets to shower first in the morning. We've fought wars over one city taking a girl from another city (Troy, and nobody cared that she wanted to leave), we fight over liquid dinosaur guts, over patches of barren desert. We've even fought over things that are completely intangible -- fascism versus communism versus capitalism versus god only knows what else. And we're constantly creating ways to kill ever greater numbers of people. During WWII, the Germans were stuffing people into giant incinerators, when they weren't busy leveling entire cities with fire bombs (and vice versa), and the war ended because the Americans came up with a better way to kill people -- a nuclear bomb. Well, what's going to come after the nuclear bomb? Trust me when I say, there are scientists right now in a laboratory somewhere thinking to themselves -- will my children ever forgive me? Not that any of this is really necessary; the survivors will quite happily keep throwing rocks at each other in the post-apocalypse. Our only hope of salvation will be figuring out why humanity abjectly fails to evolve better methods of conflict resolution and then putting us on the path to doing so. It doesn't help that men who stomp around tearing up grass and biting the heads of their enemies off somehow leads to reproductive success. I'm told it's because they're attractive when they do that. -_-

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  18. Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK. Let's assume that everything that's been worked on for 50 years and still doesn't work isn't going to work. This includes fusion and space travel.

    Industrial civilization is only about 200 years old. It's convenient to start at 1808, the first year somebody bought a train ticket. That was when the industrial revolution started affecting large numbers of people. Does industrial civilization have another 200 years left?

    We're running out of oil. The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away. The pessimistic position is that peak oil was two years ago. Few think there's 50 years of oil left. There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil. All the alternatives are considerably more expensive, and have a lower return on energy invested vs. energy out.

    We're running out of some other minerals. There are substitutes, and recycling, but using a substitute is usually more energy intensive.

    It's quite possible that industrial civilization will just run down. This has already happened in a number of Third World countries. A few countries, such as Argentina, have already gone from rich to poor. The usual pattern is devolution into rich central cities surrounded by an ocean of poverty. Mexico City and Rio are classic examples.

    That may be the future.

    1. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by recharged95 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil."

      .

      True, assuming there's nothing else in space.

      Think bigger, think space. Plenty of energy there (solar/magnetic/heat), and other planets/moon too. Move the bulk of energy consuming processes to space and you'll likely see an efficiency increase and energy consumption decrease. And you can always ship energy back to Earth easily at that point.

      .

      Space is the final frontier.

    2. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

      The optimistic position is that peak oil is 20 years away. The pessimistic position is that peak oil was two years ago. Few think there's 50 years of oil left.

      That's not so bad then. In the 70's we only had less than 10 years of oil left. Now we have 50 years worth. We've gaind 40 years worth of oil in the last 30 years!

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    3. Re:Not with a bang, but with a whimper by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's really nothing on the energy horizon big enough to replace oil.

      No one technology, maybe, but perhaps the future is multiple technologies working together. You could have Solar plants in the south-western US, wind turbines in the plains states, some geo-thermal plants, nuclear, clean-coal, etc. You might even toss some oil powered facilities in the mix also. All of those plants would convert their respective fuel sources to electricity which would be shared across a giant electrical grid. Need to power your electric car? Just plug it in. You don't need to think about the fact that you are getting 23% of your power from solar cells in Arizona, 31% from a Nuclear plant in New York, 18% from a clean coal plant in Tennessee, and 28% from a wind turbine facility in Illinois.*

      * NOTE: State names picked at random, so please no replies telling me why Facility A would never, ever be built in State B.

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  19. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know why but the term "go apeshit" always makes me laugh...

  20. Re:Grey goo by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nanotech grey goo is doomed to impossibility. Why? Power. You can't extract energy from your environment by chewing up concrete and dirt and stuff. Notice how you don't see very many organisms eating dirt and rock? If you want real energy from the environment around you, you're stuck competing with bacteria, algae, fungi, plants, and what-not.

    Real nanotech dangers are like "a bunch of small particles get in the environment and it's like some hybrid of mercury and asbestos" (in terms of accumulation of mercury and the damaging properties of asbestos).

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  21. Re:Offsite backups by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know the Dick story, but Sean Williams and Shane Dix wrote their Orphans of Earth trilogy about a similar concept.

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  22. Re:Reducing the risk of extinction, post-Zentradi by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only that partner had a cat. Preferably a pregnant cat.

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  23. Re:some animal species that are about to go extinc by philspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    some animal species that are about to go extinct might actually think that this is a wonderful concept.

    Well then, they should have invented their own firearms and started "deurbanizing" our habitats to make way for their own purposes!

  24. Re:Grey goo by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They've (science fiction writers, newspaper reporters, even the people building them who should know better) been calling computers "thinking machines" and "electronic brains" since the existance of electronic computers.

    Computers still don't think and I don't forsee them thinking; not digital computers, in any case. Thought and feeling are chemical processes, not binary arithemetic with NAND and NOR gates.

    If we are controlled by computers, the computers will be controlled by men; the same rich, powerful, and evil men who control us now and who have always controlled us in the past.

    The real Matrix will have a human archetecht. The real termnators will be controlled by humans. "Gray goo" is a fanciful concept that came out of someone's pipe, much like Von Daniken's aliens in the '70s.

    Note that I'm a cyborg; the device does not control me, I control it.

    There is very little that will be able to make us extinct in the next hundred years. We are in less danger of extinction than we ever were (and some fifty to a hundred thousand years ago humans almost did become extinct).

    No need to worry about extinction, as the risk is infinitessimal and besides, you won't be around to see it anyway.

    I, on the other hand, am certain to become extinct in the next fifty years.

  25. Re:Anyone who read the Dune Chronicles knows... by xstonedogx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly, if Leto's Golden Path leads to any more Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson Dune novels I say we just go along with our extinction.

  26. Voluntary Human Extinction Movement by juancnuno · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought this was interesting.

    1. Re:Voluntary Human Extinction Movement by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2, Funny

      These movements have been around for millenia - predictably, they die out quickly.

  27. Re:Let's Get a New Dominant Species On This Planet by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    APES! We should give the planet to apes!
    Now we just need to figure out what to call the new planted. I suggest Ape World.

  28. Better plan by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hello there ladies. Would any of you be interested in participating in my scientific experiment to reduce the risk of human extinction?"

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  29. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yeah, and the Romans thought the Empire would last a thousand years.

    It did; the Eastern Roman Empire a.k.a. the Byzantine Empire didn't come to an end until 1453 when Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Empire.

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  30. Re:There is non-zero finite chance of extinction by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Leaving aside the points others have made about the example you give, it really proves my point.

    The collapse of the Roman empire in the West did not entail the extinction of H. sapiens in Europe. People adapt to changing circumstances. The contiguity of population also means that the cultural collapse of Rome was never complete, even if the political collapse was total. We must not confuse the collapse of civilization with extinction. When they mesoamerican city states like Copan fell and dissolved into the jungle, the people didn't disappear, they just changed their way of life.

    With respect to the 99.99% of all species going extinct, that is not a counter argument to my assertion that humans are uniquely adaptable. In point of fact, we aren't necessarily the dominant species on the planet. Ranked by biomass there is more krill on the planet than humanity. There is more termites, both as individuals and by weight. Humans, however, have colonized the greatest variety of geography.

    Name another species that is humanity's equal in adaptability and fecundity, and you carry your argument. Otherwise, the 99.99% figure is irrelevant. Humans are far more adaptable than 99.99% or even 99.999% of species that ever lived.

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  31. Approaching 100% as t -> oo by eabrek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is highly unlikely humanity (or transhumans) can survive more than 1e15 years, nothing will survive more than 1e80 or so (proton decay).

    Makes you think about where your hope is!

  32. I LIKE this plan! by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hello there ladies. Would any of you be interested in participating in my scientific experiment to reduce the risk of human extinction?"

    Hah! That's great! I can just imagine how this would all go down... You'd tell the ladies how you're conducting a program to reduce the risk of human extinction and "preserve favorable genetic traits"... You'd, like, buy 'em a drink, take 'em back to the lab with you, then take a genetic sample, put it in the freezer and send 'em on their way...

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  33. !Goo by DrYak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Carbon based life has little use for the silicon in dirt. Silicon based goo can convert it into solar panels...

    The "grey goo" apocalypse presumes exactly what it name stands for : that the surface of earth will be covered with an amorphous mass comprising an almost infinite number of the same nano machine.

    What you advocate instead, requires specialisation, organisation, etc...
    Basically, you're just re-inventing evolution, but this time with silicon-based life forms organising into a complete eco-system (including plant-like solar-pannel-nanobots whose purpose is to serve as energy entry point for the rest of the food chain including the carnivore-like nanobots which lack access to light).

    It's not extinction by grey goo, it will be extinction by grey life instead.

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  34. Re:Nuclear Decay in 1032 to 1041 years? by thatseattleguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Methinks it would be good to RTFA again after checking your browser for the ability to display superscript fonts. That was 10^32 to 10^41 years, not "1032 to 1041" years. In other words, 100 million trillion trillion (give or take an order of magnitude) years at a minimum.

  35. Ob. Strangeglove by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
    General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
    Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
    Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

  36. simple by DragonTHC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    religion must end. We are on the brink of being able to prevent our own extinction by any means. Religious zealots are preventing mankind from progressing forward.

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  37. Not interested... by sorak · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we die off, then some other species will rise to the top, and learn from our mistakes. You'll see Walmarts and K-Marts and law firms run by super intelligent orangutans in snazzy new uniforms...

    It's called the free market people. The sooner we learn to accept it, the sooner we can give way to our new furry overlords.

  38. Re:Don't rationalise it by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The earth is not a thing with a mind. Saying it would hardly miss us is gibberish.

    The statement "life is what you make it" is more profound than most people think. It is people, individuals and groups, who give life meaning. It should not be trivialized.

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