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Stallman Unsure Whether Firefox Is Truly Free

Slatterz writes "Among the theories Stallman bandies about in this Q&A are: Facebook may not share private data with the CIA, Firefox isn't really 'free software,' and his dreams of a day where nobody is involved in developing or promoting proprietary software. Agree or disagree?"

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  1. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by DrLang21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could offer a homeless man on the street a free sandwich, and if he had to walk a block to get it, Stallman wouldn't think it was free.

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  2. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by wild_quinine · · Score: 4, Funny

    I Just Took A Huge Shit. It was free!

    Good for you buddy. I keep trying, but can only release vaporware.

    I'll need to get some prune juice, it's the latest 'open sauce'.

  3. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by wild_quinine · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could offer a homeless man on the street a free sandwich, and if he had to walk a block to get it, Stallman wouldn't think it was free.

    He'd also have to make it himself, and not use any sauce with a logo on the bottle.

  4. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only that, but anyone who eats the FREE shit will likewise produce more FREE shit. And if you happen to have a virus, like hepatitis or AIDS, it will be passed along as well.

    I think the FSF should change the GNU logo. Sure, a big smelly cow-like animal with unkempt hair and dingleberries hanging from it's asshole represents most FREE SOFTWARE programmers, but a steaming turd represents the ideals (and implementation!) of FREE SOFTWARE

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  5. Well, if RMS says it ... by Scholasticus · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Stallman says he isn't sure whether or not Firefox is free software, I'll just play it safe and surf the web with HURD.

  6. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by Draek · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as you don't prevent the homeless man from analyzing the sandwich, copying it, and giving it (or copies of it) away without making the recipients walk a block to get it, Stallman would probably say it's Free.

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  7. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agree or disagree?

    Yes.

  8. Re:well, this part makes me wonder if I can share by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

    TuxRacer is good enough for everyone, even business executives.

  9. Re:Leave Stallman alone *sobs* by Anpheus · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's understandable, the keys is all right next to each other.

  10. I'm unsure if RMS is truly free. by victim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have no personal evidence that he is currently free, thus he falls into the same category for me as Firefox does for him.

    More disturbing (from TFA)...

    I received an EeePC as a gift, but I could not run it because my conscience will not let me agree to the EULA. Finally, I asked someone to install a free GNU/Linux distro so the machine could be used.

    I wonder which of these is true:

    • It's ok to get some other sap to commit unconscionable behavior on your behalf?
    • He is not able to install Linux? (Possibly because he keeps looking in the library under 'G'.)
    • Installing Linux is not worth his time, but he has a sap with less worthy time to do these things?
    1. Re:I'm unsure if RMS is truly free. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      More like "could you figure out how to get a GNU-based operating system onto it while I'm packing?" This is Stallman we're talking about. :)

      That's why I just said "Linux". He'll run M-x butterfly to install the rest later.

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  11. Re:Facebook and the CIA by tacroy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you seen the new facebook UI? I can't find my own info!

  12. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by wild_quinine · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'm just thrilled to note that, at time of writing, and thanks to Slashdot's fervent disregard for logic, consistency, or relevancy; my brazenly flippant remark has somehow been modded DOWN to informative.

    Trust me, if I was karma whoring, I'd be doing it for the lulz in this particular instance. And whilst it's true that the best comedy is fact presented without the veneer of contextualised bullshit, I really hadn't planned that far ahead in this case.

  13. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can ask that the guy walk to pick up his sandwich. That's reasonable. You just have to let him know where the sandwich stand is, not prevent him from eating other sandwiches when he eats your sandwiches, and allow him to modify the sandwich including using different sauces and garnishes, bread, cheese, meat and spices, then copy and distribute the modified sandwiches without restriction as long as the sandwich is distributed under a compatible sandwich license.

    Some of the terms of other sandwich licenses:

    LGPL - same as GPL except specific exception, the sandwich may be combined as a platter with non LGPL side dishes such as fries or perhaps a salad.

    BSD (three clause) - the ingredients must be packed with the license warning, the sandwich must be packed with the license warning, you cannot claim your sandwich is endorsed by any individual or organization without prior approval.

    Artistic v2 - please note what ingredients were changed from the standard sandwich to produce the modified sandwich.

    X11 (MIT) - do whatever you want, it's not our fault if you kill yourself.

  14. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Additionally, he'd insist on attaching the sandwich's recipe to the sandwich, with a note saying that others who followed this recipe to make their own sandwich who did not do likewise were going to burn in hell.

    Furthermore, he wouldn't use a 'black bottle' of sauce, instead, he'd insist on making the sauce himself from raw ingredients, even if the homemade sauce didn't taste anywhere near as good as the sauce in the black bottle.

    Finally, he'd insist on calling it a GNU/Sandwich.

  15. Re:Leave Stallman alone *sobs* by digitig · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not making money by supporting their software would be the easy hit there...

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  16. Re:Leave Stallman alone *sobs* by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you find anyone to agree with if everyone has this keyboard?

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  17. Re:Leave Stallman alone *sobs* by rthille · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, you would get attacked by a bunch of bozos on Slashdot...

    </tongue-in-cheek>

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  18. Re:Leave Stallman alone *sobs* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And though I think Stallman is a marxist nut, I'll invite him over for free sandwiches. He can even bring a homeless guy.

    How would you tell them apart?

  19. Re:Leave Stallman alone *sobs* by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2, Funny

    > There will be people who want to keep credit for their work, people who want to make money off of their work, and they do not want to make money supporting their software.

    Each and everyone of the above is possible with Free software too.

    Just not simultaneously.

  20. Re:You see?That's what happens when making things by amias · · Score: 2, Funny

    or you could try the slashdot metaphor sandwich , its tough and chewy , mostly tastless apart from the odd grain of truth and guaranteed to generate an near fatal excess of bile.

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