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Artist Wants to Replace Lost Eyeball With Webcam

Posted by samzenpus on from the all-the-better-to-film-you-with dept.

A one-eyed San Francisco artist, Tanya Vlach, wants to replace her missing eye with a Web cam. There has even been talk of her shooting a reality TV show using the video eye. "There have been all sorts of cyborgs in science fiction for a long time, and I'm sort of a sci-fi geek, with the advancement of technology, I thought, 'Why not?'" said Vlach. I'm a bit perplexed that the obvious things you'd want in a cyborg eye: range finder, infrared/lowlight vision, and a hypno-ray are not discussed in the article.

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  1. Obvious things by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    Infrared and rangefinder is good, but I want the targeting crosshairs.

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    1. Re:Obvious things by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Infrared and rangefinder is good

      I don't know if I would want an infrared seeing eye. The top layers of skin become almost transparent, so any veins near the skin become much more obvious, like in this picture of a model wearing a swimsuit. The vein along the side of her stomach and on her legs are very obvious.

      On the plus side, some dyes are transparent in IR, along with some synthetic cloths, so what would normally be a dyed shirt looks transparent

      (Maybe linking to a few pictures of girls in bikini's is karma-whoring, but they really do illustrate the point I am making. I modified that IR camera for taking pictures of burning stuff, not making models look like zombies.)

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  2. Well, any feature is fine... by Loibisch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...as long as the world doesn't look like this.

  3. I think we need to combine this story by fiordhraoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    with this one, just for maximum creep out factor.

    "I wonder what's going on down the hall?"
    *Fwoomp*

  4. Wireless? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTA:
    "It is possible to build a wireless camera with the dimensions of the eyeball,"
    Want said the camera, which would be encased in Vlach's prosthesis to avoid moisture, could link wirelessly to a smart phone.
    The smart phone could send power to the camera wirelessly and relay the camera's video feed by cell phone network to another person,

    The effects of cellphone emissions are as yet unproven to be harmful or not harmful. But I'd think putting the rad source right next to your brain, without even the skull material as a blocker, would be a pretty bad idea.

    But, if she wants to be the guinea pig...go for it.
    Who knows...she may spontaneously sprout a 3rd eye.

    1. Re:Wireless? by UncleTogie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well.. the eye socket is already a hole in the brain

      Silly me... All this time I thought it was an opening in the skull...

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  5. Think of the DMCA ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    she'll never be admitted into a movie-theatre again !!!

    "im sorry ma'am ... is that a recording device in your eye socket ? "

    BANNED !!!

    1. Re:Think of the DMCA ! by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually it would be funny. She'd have to leave her eye at the counter. And then...

      Some guy - What happened to your eye, lady?
      Tanya Vlach - Movies prices, these days... They cost 10$ and an eye.

  6. see what I see by nategoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    She could have the camera transmit it's images to a screen positioned over her good eye so she could see what was going on.

  7. Here's the blog link; by Eganicus · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://tanyavlach.wordpress.com/