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Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

Posted by samzenpus on from the throw-him-a-bone dept.

They didn't even notice the new pants he was wearing today.

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  1. Tough Bargainers Indeed by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, the Local 69 can be the toughest bargainers on the planet. I still haven't gotten them agree to more than "Fleeting Recognition" from their junior members. Although I am absolutely confident that that a triple in my salary, in combination with a hideously over-priced and unnecessary wardrobe and sports car, will not only bring them back to the table, but put me at the advantage.

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    Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.