Tough Bargainers Indeed
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Arthur+Grumbine
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· Score: 3, Funny
Yeah, the Local 69 can be the toughest bargainers on the planet. I still haven't gotten them agree to more than "Fleeting Recognition" from their junior members. Although I am absolutely confident that that a triple in my salary, in combination with a hideously over-priced and unnecessary wardrobe and sports car, will not only bring them back to the table, but put me at the advantage.
-- Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Story of the life of most /.ers
by
Neanderthal+Ninny
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· Score: 2, Funny
We should hire Jerry McGuire to negotiate with this union. My words are "Show me the..."
Talk to the hand
by
Jerry+Rivers
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· Score: 2, Informative
I'm actually good looking enough to get to noticed by the AGU, but sadly my personality and finances simply aren't worthy of serious consideration.
-- The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
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Yeah, the Local 69 can be the toughest bargainers on the planet. I still haven't gotten them agree to more than "Fleeting Recognition" from their junior members. Although I am absolutely confident that that a triple in my salary, in combination with a hideously over-priced and unnecessary wardrobe and sports car, will not only bring them back to the table, but put me at the advantage.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
We should hire Jerry McGuire to negotiate with this union. My words are "Show me the..."
I'm actually good looking enough to get to noticed by the AGU, but sadly my personality and finances simply aren't worthy of serious consideration.
The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY