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Oldest Nuclear Family Found Murdered In Germany

Pickens writes "The oldest genetically identifiable nuclear family met a violent death, according to analysis of remains from 4,600-year-old burials in Germany where the broken bones of these stone age people show they were killed in a struggle. Comparisons of DNA from one grave confirm it contained a mother, father, and their two children. 'We're really sure, based on hard biological facts not just supposing or assuming,' says Dr. Wolfgang Haak, from The Australian Centre for Ancient DNA. The stone-age people are thought to belong to a group known as the Corded Ware Culture, signified by their pots decorated with impressions from twisted cords. The children and adult males had the same type of strontium in their teeth — which was also found locally, but the nearest match to the women's teeth was at least 50km away, suggesting they had moved to the area. 'They were definitely murdered, there are big holes in their heads, fingers and wrists are broken,' says Dr. Alistair Pike from Bristol University. He noted that one victim even had the tip of a stone weapon embedded in a vertebra. 'You feel some kind of sympathy for them, it's a human thing, somebody must have really cared for them. ... We don't know how hard daily life was back there and if there was any space for love,' added Dr. Haak."

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  1. How the heck.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How the heck did they survive 4600 years? Was it from all the radiation?? Were they zombies? That is so awesome

    1. Re:How the heck.. by moteyalpha · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they were killed for having WMD. They should not have been playing with nuclear material. Even though they were undead nuclear mutant zombies, they should get a decent burial and not be dug up by archaeologists and strangers ever few thousand years.

    2. Re:How the heck.. by swid27 · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...on a "real science" note, these remains are one of the older human finds with enough intact DNA to reliably classify the maternal and paternal lineages. Usable mitochondrial DNA was found in 9 of the 13 individuals; there were 3 in mtDNA haplogroup K1b, 2 in haplogroup X2, and one apiece in haplogroup U5b, I, H, and K1a2. Three males in the same grave (an adult and two children) were found to be members of Y-DNA haplogroup R1a.

  2. Ouch by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone else read this as "the woman's teeth were found 50 km away from the rest of her body"? That would be one hell of a sucker-punch!

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    1. Re:Ouch by mcvos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did anyone else read this as "the woman's teeth were found 50 km away from the rest of her body"? That would be one hell of a sucker-punch!

      As if "Nuclear family" wasn't confusing enough.

      I thought a family that was famous for something nuclear-related in the '50s had recently been killed.

    2. Re:Ouch by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      D to the P, bro.

      I'm thinking she just left the teeth in a glass on her night stand.

      Seriously, I don't think it's surprising that some catastrophic or violent event caused the oldest "nuclear" family's remains to be found together in the same place.

      In face, under what other circumstances would you find the remains of a whole family in one place, except a cemetary, and then most of them would be fully grown?

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  3. Does the local police have any leads? by phozz+bare · · Score: 4, Funny

    The perpetrator of this monstrosity must be caught and brought to justice!

    1. Re:Does the local police have any leads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The perpetrator of this monstrosity must be caught and brought to justice!

      It's ok. We're going to set up internet filters to block any web pages that discuss stone tools, so this sort of crime can never happen again.

    2. Re:Does the local police have any leads? by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Funny

      It looks like our victim is...

      (sunglasses)

      ...stone dead.

      (exit)
      Yeaaaaaaah!

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    3. Re:Does the local police have any leads? by umghhh · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am sure they are working in shifts on this case.

  4. Space for love? Sure. by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Love seems to be embedded in the very genetic fabric of mammals on some level. I'm sure there was space for love, in a way that made sense back then anyway.

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    1. Re:Space for love? Sure. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your off-topic mod sucks, and I hope someone fixes it. It's definitely an interest subject, but I doubt we'll ever really know for sure -- there's only so much you can deduce from fossils. That said, I imagine it would be very different to how we behave today.

      Consider that even in our very recent past, most marriages were arranged by the parents or even other members of the society -- anyone who tried to "follow their heart" would've been punished, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if such punishments were pretty extreme like being stoned to death. (Fair warning: that article is pretty unpleasant.)

      I also wonder how long we humans have had the kind of intelligence we have today. 4,000 years isn't a very long time by evolutionary standards, but perhaps intelligence evolves faster? Are the incredible achievements we now take for granted the result of some kind of improvement in our ability to harness the power of the brain, or just a result of slow incremental improvements to our societal organisation? Perhaps it's all down to improved teaching methods and a realisation of its importance?

    2. Re:Space for love? Sure. by theaveng · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At the time, 2500 B.C., we had already built advanced cultures in Egypt, Greece, and China. This is the era from which we get the great pyramids, the earliest oral legends about a great flood and god mythologies, and the first alphabet (not pictograms, but an actual letter-based form of writing).

      I don't think there was any difference in intelligence between them and us... not in such a short span of time.

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    3. Re:Space for love? Sure. by Emb3rz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Haven't had time to do extensive research on it (just a few quick 'googles'), but it seems as though many people do put the event of the Noachian Flood at 2360BC or thereabouts.

      If that is the case then the violence shown toward this family was actually characteristic of the time they lived in. The Nephilim (known as Fellers of Men) were said to be extremely large and violent (and wouldn't you be, if you were the abomination-son of a demon?). It's also said that the Earth was filled with violence, so much so that God became saddened over his having created Humans who now acted so badly. This, in fact, motivated Him to wipe out the wicked people of that ancient world - doing so by a global deluge.

    4. Re:Space for love? Sure. by dnoyeb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thank you.

      People that look back historically always seem to look at people back then as if they are children. Even when they are full grown adults. Its not like we are more capable then they were. Its not like they are somehow stupid. Like on TV cave men always simply grunt, when their vocal capabilities are vast. No other animal with vocal capabilities simply ignores them. Its un-scientifit. They couldn't develop without use.

      So this crack about if there is "space for love?" Come on! He says that as if Love is useless. Again, unscientific.

    5. Re:Space for love? Sure. by Tisha_AH · · Score: 4, Informative

      The authors statement about time for love is pedantic. There are numerous literary references from contemporary cultures of the same era on love (sumerians, egyptians, etc...). There are surviving cuneiform tablets of poetry, filled with references to love and adoration that are discovered with quite regularity in Iraq.

      The human species of 10,000 years ago and of today are virtually identical in our physical and emotional development.

      The differences that brought about "modern" civilization were on agricultural practices where we gradually converted from nomadic hunter-gatherer societies to stationary agricultural practices, animal husbandry and permanent communities. Then, as technologies developed (the wheel, the plow, irrigation, pottery, masonry, etc..) we had leisure time to devote to art and literature.

      To think that we did not have time for "love" in a harsh environment is to ignore the more contemporary examples such as the Inuit or rain forest peoples where life was very difficult but cohesive families based on love and a sense of belonging have existed for thousands of years.

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  5. Bloody murder - or bloody lie? by jandersen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Murder is a legal construct from relatively modern times; and even the modern definition excludes such things as killing of enemies. The ideas about who is your enemy has shiftet somewhat since that time, I imagine.

  6. Care for sure by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's a human thing, somebody must have really cared for them

    Big holes in the head, broken limbs, bits of stone axe in the back? someone must have really cared for them, but in a Charlie Manson sort of way...

  7. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 UNFUNNY WITH BAD TASTE by slart42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like bad taste.. but then again, I'm German.

  8. Which raises the question: by overzero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that the tip of a stone weapon embedded in your vertebra or are you just happy to see me?

  9. what is a nuclear family by Bizzeh · · Score: 2, Informative

    i read this story on the bbc a few days ago, and again here today. but one thing i still dont get, what is a nuclear family?

    1. Re:what is a nuclear family by Smivs · · Score: 2, Informative

      'Nuclear Family' simply refers to the fact that the family has a nucleus ie the parents, I believe. Hope this helps.

    2. Re:what is a nuclear family by Smivs · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is no limit on children...the parents are the key factor, and the term 'Nuclear Family' is used to distinguish this type from extended family systems used elsewhere around the world. Take a look at wikipedia or Encyclo for more links.

    3. Re:what is a nuclear family by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 4, Informative
  10. Were Dinosaurs pink and other tales by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    I often wonder, when we put characteristics on people when we name them are we making a huge mistake.

    Imagine, if you will...

    Here's Guntherisk, master of all he surveys, wielder of the mighty stone ax of Guildergrump, slayer of men and ravisher of women - confident that his greatness will be remembered in tales and song for thousands of years to come.

    Well apparently not, he will be remembered for his brilliant idea of putting cord marks into pottery (which was actually Mrs Guntherisk's idea).

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  11. Re:tribalism by WiiVault · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds good on the surface but don't forget that our diversity of religion and state keeps us from a one government 1984 kind of world. Sure we disagree sure every nation has it's share of assholes, but different views and ideas allow todays people to find a culture that works for them and helps provide balance.

  12. Re:That's a terrible headline? by zeromorph · · Score: 3, Informative

    I cherish your slashdot bashing but here the BBC is the sensationalist:

    Oldest nuclear family 'murdered'
    By Julian Siddle
    Science Reporter, BBC News

    The oldest genetically identifiable nuclear family met
    a violent death, according to analysis of remains from
    4,600-year-old burials in Germany.

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  13. Space for love by dontmakemethink · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We don't know how hard daily life was back there and if there was any space for love"

    "there are big holes in their heads"

    Hell yeah. Mod me nasty, but you're feelin it.

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  14. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 UNFUNNY WITH BAD TASTE by zeromorph · · Score: 5, Funny

    But then, the small scale of the atrocity strikes me rather Ungerman, sorry for the taste, I'm German too.

    And just for the record, a quotation, attribute, of Margret Thatcher after a German football (soccer) victory:

    "They may have beat us at our national game, but we beat them twice at their national game."

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  15. Re:what's wrong with one world government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it's hard to influence governments at a local level, harder at a regional level, almost impossible at a national level (bailouts in th US or Iraq war in the UK for example?). Checks and balances *aren't* working. Try doing it at the multinational level (EU? bwahaha, good luck with that).

    At the global level you might as well just spread your legs, grab your ankles and loosen up.

  16. Re:what's wrong with one world government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because if you don't like the "One True World" government, where do you go? I myself have been fortunate enough to find a place where I was not born, where things are dealt with differently. This would be impossible under a worldwide system.

    Once there is no competition, no "outside" to peer in, no "inside" to peer out of, all those checks and balances go out the window.

    One world government means that the entire world will have to bow down to the lowest common denominator. Look at our "integrated" western societies for a preview of this; everybody is offended by something which means that slowly but surely we are choking ourselves to death to keep everybody from being offended. You don't notice this until you spend a good 10 years outside and come back and it just drains you. Of course, as I mentioned, this would be impossible in a future One World Government scenario.

    Oh, and does my negative reaction to a possible "democratic" One World Government also nullify my concerns?

  17. Re:what's wrong with one world government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The argument against one world government is a simple one based on biodiversity. Basically, if that single government is fucked up, we are all screwed. You see that theme in a lot of dystopian scifi. It's the individuals on the fringe--the "savages"--that fight to topple the one world order (e.g., Gattaca, Brave New World).

    The advantage of tribalism was that many different groups developed their own cultures, both sustainable and unsustainable, and evolutionary processes weeded out the unsustainable ones (including the violent ones, if you examine tribal history in the Americas).

    The advent of larger social groupings like cities and nations, based on the development of totalitarian agriculture, allows the formation of caste systems including "warrior" castes (like the military or the police). Once a social group has enough resources to support a warrior caste it can exert its control upon its neighbors and wipe out more peaceful groups. I would argue that at this point a social group can no longer be called a tribe (which invalidates your original argument about the dangers of tribalism).

    We are trending towards one world culture, and the danger is that if this culture is fundamentally flawed (and it's not hard to arrive at that conclusion), the damage caused by its downfall will affect the entire planet rather than an isolated group.

  18. your criticism is invalid by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    because we all live on one tiny piece of rock. we are already in the same boat. what happens in beijing matters in new york matters in moscow matters in london. regardless of national divisions. there is no law, no border guard that protects you if they screw up rorally in beijing. there is no escaping the consequences of the poor choices someone somewhere else makes. already. regardless of world government or not

    and as for culture, we are part of the same culture. human culture. the differences betwen cultures are minimal and arbitrary and ultimately inconsequential

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    1. Re:your criticism is invalid by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and as for culture, we are part of the same culture. human culture. the differences betwen cultures are minimal and arbitrary and ultimately inconsequential

      Come visit Japan for a while (or pretty much anywhere that isn't Europe/US etc), and I suspect that your "differences are minimal and arbitrary" idea will fall away pretty quick. We're all human, and we all share that, but there's a LOT different as well.

  19. Re:That's a terrible headline? by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I figured they were talking about the murder of the, erm, oldest people in Germany living in this current age... So I clicked through out of curiousity, wondering what it might have to do with technology.

    Blah, that's better than me. I was expecting to read about the recent grizzly murder of a family of an elderly couple in their 90's and their seventy-something year old children who were still living with them (but no spouses for the children or third generation). In other words, the family that met the conditions of a nuclear family with the oldest members.

  20. Sampling bias by vuo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Duh. This is obvious sampling bias. Of course the oldest find of the skeletons of a complete family is that of a family died suddenly and violently. If they had died separately, it'd be less likely that they'd be found in exact same location.

  21. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 UNFUNNY WITH BAD TASTE by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Please forgive me commenting on a moderation, but who am I flaimbaiting here?

    Sorry, but we Germans have earned quite a reputation of going large-scale berzerk in the last centuries and every neighbouring country of us has suffered from it. Every sane German knows this and won't argue about this. And, I think, I hope, we changed much of our political attitude during the last sixty years. Making fun of our inglorious history may very well classify for bad taste - and bad jokes doubly so - but how can it be flamebait?

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  22. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 UNFUNNY WITH BAD TASTE by mcvos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, but we Germans have earned quite a reputation of going large-scale berzerk in the last centuries and every neighbouring country of us has suffered from it.

    Exactly. You worked hard for that reputation, so you earned it. I'd hate it if you had to start all over again. (Particularly since I'm one of those neighbours.)

  23. that subject sounds like a conspiracy lead-in by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bloody murder... or bloody LIE? Four mysterious skeletons found with holes in their skulls: join us as we delve into this shocking tale. Archaeologists say they were murdered... but could the truth be far more horrible?

  24. Re:That's a terrible headline? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Funny
    I was expecting to read about the recent grizzly murder of a family of an elderly couple

    That would be startling. There aren't any Grizzly Bears in Europe.

  25. Re:No space for love? by bestiarosa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the same article you mentioned, but a bit further down:

    What's more, the famously "affluent society" of hunter-gatherers, with plenty of time to gossip by the fire between hunts and gathers, turns out to be a bit of a myth, or at least an artefact of modern life. The measurements of time spent getting food by the !Kung omitted food-processing time and travel time, partly because the anthropologists gave their subjects lifts in their vehicles and lent them metal knives to process food.

    Very interesting read (I mean your link).

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  26. I'm not surprised. by Rufty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For the family to be identifiable as a family and not a bunch of adult graves miles and years apart, they'll have all had to die at the same time. Doesn't mean it was necessarily common back then, though.

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  27. Unsolved Mystery by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If you were around this area in germany 4600 years ago and have information about this murder that could lead to th earrest of suspects, please the dial number at the bottom of your screen. I'm Robert Stacks, and this is Unsolved Mysteries."

  28. Re:No space for love? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So they had plenty of time for love, way way more so than your average family with two working parents.

    ...unless you account for the life expectancy, I guess?

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  29. Re:It's not THAT modern by BigBlueOx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And even by tribal warfare standards, it sounds as an atrocity.

    Actually, by tribal warfare standards, hell, by chimpanzee warfare standards, this is SOP. Tribal warfare usually emphasized macho posturing and ritual killing of an enemy semi-equal to boost one's status in the community (a good historical example of this is the story of Crazy Horse).
    But every now and then things would get serious and a mass killing/destroying/burn-it-all-down raid against an enemy will occur. What's *fascinating* is that chimps exhibit exactly the same behaviors (oh, look it up ferchrissakes - Goodall/Wrangham). Well, it's fascinating to me anyway.

    You don't take the time to smash someone's fingers _after_ they're already stone dead. Doing that to women and children? Oooer.

    I think you missed the point of those injuries. The broken fingers and wrists are defensive injuries that occurred when the victims were attempting to ward off the blows that killed them. The woman who had a spear point lodged in one of her vertebrae was probably running for her life.

  30. Re:That's a terrible headline? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what exactly is sensationalized by the BBC? they are the oldest nuclear family to be positively identified. that is a fact, and a significant part of this archaeological find. they were in fact murdered (presumably bears and other native predators did not know how to use stone weapons).

    that some people don't know what a "nuclear family" is, or jump to incorrect conclusions about the article before reading it does not mean BBC sensationalized the story.

  31. Re:That's a terrible headline? by xdotx · · Score: 2, Funny

    it could have been carried.

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