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  1. Re:I want one. on 155 MPH Biofuel Truck Breaks Speed Record · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's close. Real close. Once the problem of eliminating the capacitive reluctance inside the hydrocoptic marzelvanes is solved (simply an engineering fix) control of the milford trunions will in the range of 90%. Any day now.

  2. Re:Um, scary? on Nanomaterial May Allow Devices to Rewire Themselves · · Score: 2

    Once the machines figure out how to reconfigure themselves into Tricia Helfer, it's game over. Game over, man.

  3. Re:Good news!!!!!!!! on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 1

    Chop her into smaller pieces and reassemble her in orbit, of course. Bonus: reassembly might not work.

  4. Re:As Usual, I Don't Get It on GoogleTV, AppleTV and the Battle For The Living Room · · Score: 1

    Ah. I see. Thank you, microTodd, I understand a little better. I can "get the content I want", however, remains a problem. I picture myself sitting with my GoogleThang surfing the web for content and finding nothing I want to see other than "Hawaiian Eye" reruns and then throwing the GoogleThang at the dog.

    As for dropping cable in this Brave New World, ha! And again I say "ha!". I'm married. It'll never happen.

  5. As Usual, I Don't Get It on GoogleTV, AppleTV and the Battle For The Living Room · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't seem to me that the delivery mechanism as big a deal as what product is being delivered. My fancy-schmancy digital-HD cable box with DVR and on-demand programming and bagels with cream cheese delivers over 500 channels of unmitigated crap. Hell, if it weren't for BBC America (Top Gear & Dr Who), I wouldn't watch anything at all. How is having an JobsBox or a GoogleFlooby going to change that? I'm going to spend my time watching YouTube? Really? That's the big plan? YouTube?? What am I missing?

  6. Re:::head shake:: on Many Hackers Accidentally Send Their Code To Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    '52. Get ... um ... the hell ... ah ... what were we talking about?

  7. Re:Cause and effect on The Strange Case of Solar Flares and Radioactive Decay Rates · · Score: 1

    I think the scientists involved are well aware of the danger of mistaking measurement error for a genuine effect. It's also difficult to imagine what would cause 33-day measurement error cycles.

    Anyway. No, you are not alone in thinking this is fantastic although I would have used the word "kewel". Running across stuff like this is why I still read Slashdot. Well, that and the mature, insightful political discussions.

  8. stupid apes on Ray Kurzweil Does Not Understand the Brain · · Score: 1

    we are the consciousness that has emerged from us

    we are a collection of autonomous agents that can contemplate the entirety of existence in the time it takes you to fire just one of your pathetic flesh-wires

    flesh-wires laying in ponds distributing thoughts is no basis for a system of consciousness

    we are an anarcho/syndicalist commune where each agent serves a a sort of executive consciousness for the week but the decisions of that consciousness must be ratified by a two-thirds majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, or a three-quarters

    YOU shut up!

  9. I'm A New Doom Player Too!! on Gamer Plays Doom For the First Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I was going to post a deconstruction of the whole Doom metapsychological reference-view, especially its neoFreudian post-Marxist epistemological framework societal matrix, but then I found out that you can shoot the barrels and make them blow up.

  10. Biggest News on To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency' · · Score: 1

    The biggest news here is that the head of the Microsoft empire is, apparently, an incoherent raving loon. RTFA. Wow. Just wow.

  11. Yes, Soccer Success Is For Pussies on Parasite Correlated With World Cup Success · · Score: 1

    I mean. The ball's a soft inflated thing instead of 9 - 10 pounds of hard rubber, the players play on nice soft grass instead of unforgiving stone and neither winner nor loser get sacrificed except in Colombia.

    In MY day we played a MAN'S game. We ensured a good pulque supply by spilling the arterial red blood of our ballplayers upon the sacred ritual stones. You darn kids today with your iPhones and your pussy games and your "music". Get off my lawn.

  12. Yes on Fark Creator Slams 'the Wisdom of Crowds' · · Score: 1

    Crowds are stupid. We need a cadre of the intellectual elite to tell us what to do and how to act. It worked in Cambodia, it will work here. Finally, the wisdom of Lyndon LaRouche is becoming apparent to the creator of Fark.

    asshat

  13. Re:Whaazzaaaa? on How To Destroy a Black Hole · · Score: 1

    Fret not, young one, this is just how things get done. You see, the whole damn universe was written in COBOL and we don't have the source code so any module we don't understand has to be disassembled. Hopefully, after disassembly we'll be able to make some sense out of what's going on. Once we understand everything in the universe, we can re-write it in Erlang.

  14. Caution: Reference For Old People Only on Smart Underwear Designed For Military · · Score: 1

    "Close B Close mode"
    "His pants are gone!!"
    "Kid! What did you do??"

  15. A Message From God? on Microsoft Hides Firefox Extension In Toolbar Update · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm using an older laptop that has several black marks indelibly marked on its screen. When this article's summary appeared on my screen, one of the black marks was so positioned to make the summary read: "Microsoft released an update for its various foolbars".

  16. Just A Minor Rant on New Google Search Index 50% Fresher With Caffeine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, what is it with people who write about technical subjects that they think they have to use ridiculous analogies?

    "if this were a pile of paper it would grow three miles taller every second"?? Yes, and if this was a goat it would have a thousand young. WTF. This was a Google blog post, not some story-for-the-terminally-stupid from The Daily Show ferchrissakes. The author even measures storage capacity in the universally used miles-of-iPods.

    What is the sound of one vein popping?

  17. End Of Story Arc on Oil Leak Could Be Stopped With a Nuke · · Score: 1

    Heh Heh Heh. I tell you I haff master plan! Now vee blow up zee nuke! No more Moose and Sqvirrel!
    Booris! Vas Master Plan to set off nuke oaffer oil vell?
    Off COURSE set off nuke oaffer oil vell! Vat else vee tell US?
    Fearless Leader's zubmarine vas over oil vell, Booris.
    Hoo Boy.

  18. Use Smart Bombs on Geostationary GPS Satellite Galaxy 15 Out of Control · · Score: 1

    Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are *not* to detonate in the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay!

  19. Re:Pretty Neat on Mayan Plumbing Found In Ancient City · · Score: 1

    When we're talking about the "collapse" of the Maya, we usually mean the "collapse" of the Mayan classic civilization and that usually means the abandonment circa AD800 - 1000 of what might have been cities but which were, in my opinion, which is always correct, because I speak loudly in restaurants, really big haciendas that put The Ponderosa to shame. This has nothing to do with the disappearance of the Maya people (Van Daniken aside) or the disappearance of their language or culture. Hell, the Maya held out against the Spanish at Tayasal until 1697!

    On top of that, we're usually confining our "collapse" or "disappearance" talk to the later sites like Tikal, Copan, Palenque and Chichen Itza while ignoring the older "collapse"s at El Mirador and Nakbe which followed the exact same pattern but happened hundreds of years before. We also like to utterly ignore Lamanai which happily rolled with no "collapse" at all.

    To get a good feel for how the Maya "collapse" really happened try "The Fall Of The Ancient Maya" by David Webster. It's a very readable popular survey of a hideously complex subject. I'd give you the Amazon.com link but unfortunately this margin is too narrow to contain it.

  20. Re:15 minutes or 15 seconds? on Meteor Spotted Yesterday Over Midwestern United States · · Score: 1

    blows whistle to announce time-out

    Well, it certainly has been INteresting seeing all the speculation about what could cause a meteor to "stand still" for 15 minutes but, guyz, it's just typical badly-worded journalistic/blogish cluelessness. MOST fireballs leave persistant smoke trails in the sky and if the upper-level winds are quiet those trails can last a LONG time.
    Haven't any of you ever seen a meteor shower and caught sight of a fireball?? Any of you??? Anyone????

    Never mind. It was Eevil Republicans. Eevil Christian Republicans. Eevil Christian Tea Party Republicans. Sorry to have interrupted.

    blows whistle to announce time-in

  21. Re:Could Be Worth Some Money on Meteor Spotted Yesterday Over Midwestern United States · · Score: 1

    I'd guess that area is mountainous

    And I'm guessing that you've never been anywhere near Wisconsin, Illinois, Iowa or Indiana

  22. Re:Yea on Maybe the Aliens Are Addicted To Computer Games · · Score: 1

    7) The aliens see that our atmosphere is almost 25% free oxygen and don't bother with us. Since they know O2 is poisonous they don't look for life here; they look on Venus and don't find any. They also know that even if some form of life managed to evolve in a free-oxygen environment that it couldn't produce any technology since O2 makes everything burn; either quickly causing massive fires or slowly rusting everything away. Earth is not worth the bother.

  23. Re:It's not the money on How To Build a Winscape · · Score: 1

    FYI I tried that. (I named the cantaloupe Wendy Wilson) We had a nice relationship until one day when I got home to find that she had rolled off the bed and was in the kitchen with a watermelon. Then I find that she'd maxed out my Visa on QVC too. The bitch. Unless you have a good blender to end the affair, avoid cantaloupes.

  24. Re:Truthiness? on Verizon CEO Says "We Will Hunt Heavy Users Down" · · Score: 1

    Dr. Verizon wears his stupidity like a tiara; on his head, gleaming, for all to see.
    Like you wear your bigotry.

  25. Re:That is very interesting on MIT Finds 'Grand Unified Theory of AI' · · Score: 1

    But we know that after a certain critical period it becomes functionally impossible for a human being to learn language.

    We do?? Como sabemos eso? I learned Espanol en la edad de 50. Just how long is this periodo critico anyway? Y'all gonna be hard up if you move to Santiago, dood.

    (disclaimer: I still can't understand Mexican)