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Final Judgment — SCO Loses, Owes $3,506,526

Xenographic writes "SCO has finally lost to Novell, now that Judge Kimball has entered final judgment against SCO. Of course, this is SCO we're talking about. There's still the litigation in bankruptcy court, which allowed this case to resume so that they could figure out just how much SCO owes, which is $3,506,526, if I calculated the interest properly, $625,486.90 of which will go into a constructive trust. And then there's the possibility that SCO could seek to have the judgment overturned in the appeals courts, or even the Supreme Court when that fails. Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more. Remember how Enderle, O'Gara and company told us that SCO was sure to win? I wonder how many people have emailed them to say, 'I told you so.'"

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  1. You LOSE! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good DAY, sir!

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    1. Re:You LOSE! by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent: +1, Willy Wonka

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    2. Re:You LOSE! by Spatial · · Score: 5, Funny

      I demand, demand that this replace +1 underrated.

    3. Re:You LOSE! by D.+Taylor · · Score: 5, Funny

      The underrated mod is underrated.

    4. Re:You LOSE! by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that it's entirely relevant; but, when I was a junior (2004-2005) my friends and I got ahold of Darl McBride's home phone number and prank called their house. His wife picked up and I went on about some investment opportunity. As soon as I mentioned Linux she started bitching me out and called me a "little shit". :) Yeah, prank calling CEOs was all the rage my junior year.

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  2. Is this truly the end? by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously... isn't SCO just like the Energizer Bunny. I keep hearing that we've heard the last of these pukes, and then I hear it again, and again, and again...

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    1. Re:Is this truly the end? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's like "LotR: The Return of the King". Just when you thought it was over, there's 24 more endings to get through.

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  3. Bailout by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more.

    They could always apply for a government bailout package.

  4. Christmas is early this year by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO gets a final judgement and loses $3.5m. Someone (Missouri) finally files a RICO suit against the RIAA. Our do-nothing Congress actually gets the balls enough to stand up to the automotive industry.

    At this point I'm halfway expecting to see a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my stocking.

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    1. Re:Christmas is early this year by decalod85 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And "Chinese Democracy" from GNR is due out on Sunday. It's like the final episode of a TV series where the writers are trying furiously to wrap up all the loose ends!

  5. Will SCO do a clearance sale of Linux licenses? by neonux · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting such a long time to afford one of these to try that Linux thing legally.

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  6. gratification by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought it was extremely gratifying to look at the graph of the stock price and see that Yahoo had thoughtfully provided some space on the y axis for negative values.

  7. Re:RIGHT :P by GerardAtJob · · Score: 5, Funny

    On error resume next

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  8. Re:Enderle matters? by SydShamino · · Score: 5, Funny

    It stands for "hit points", though in some games like World of Warcraft this statistic is also called "health".

    220 doesn't seem very good, though. In 3.x WoW that's not much of an improvement at all. Heck, I think his laptop would have better stats if it dropped Ferrari and took up mining for the Toughness bonus. Or perhaps it should take up blacksmithing, so it could add some gem sockets.

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  9. YAAAAAAY! by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 5, Funny

    And that pretty much wraps it up. Now I need a new name...

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  10. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Especially seeing as how that was 4 years ago.

    Back then, 50M bucks was a lot of money.

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