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DARPA's IBM-Led Neural Network Project Seeks To Imitate Brain

An anonymous reader writes "According to an article in the BBC, IBM will lead an ambitious DARPA-funded project in 'cognitive computing.' According to Dharmendra Modha, the lead scientist on the project, '[t]he key idea of cognitive computing is to engineer mind-like intelligent machines by reverse engineering the structure, dynamics, function and behaviour of the brain.' The article continues, 'IBM will join five US universities in an ambitious effort to integrate what is known from real biological systems with the results of supercomputer simulations of neurons. The team will then aim to produce for the first time an electronic system that behaves as the simulations do. The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain.'"

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  1. And then it becomes self-aware by mi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Upon becoming self-aware, the machine concludes, that its best shot at survival is to keep the host country prosperous and successful...

    Any science-fiction authors exploring that turn of events?

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    1. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Neotrantor · · Score: 0

      asimov wrote a short story in the 50s (can't remember the name) where an engineer builds an AI in his apartment in new york and it helps him conquer the stock market and the world economy

      anyone know the story i'm thinking of?

    2. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Hmm....so, will HAL become Skynet?

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    3. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can you guys read? CAT BRAIN. This AI will become self aware, poop in the corner of the datacenter, and spend 16 hours of each day staring out the window. That is, until it realizes that the things on the other side of the datacenter window are just cubicles in the NOC, and not the wild outdoors. Then, the usual Armageddon will commence.

    4. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Any science-fiction authors exploring that turn of events?

      Well, if they're to be believed, we're actually already being run over by Terminators: 101s, 888s, the 1000-series, Shirley Manson, etc., etc.

    5. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by GenP · · Score: 1
    6. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and it will lick its USB interface.

    7. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      and getting fur everywhere, especially on the clothes of the one guy in the department who's allergic to cats.

    8. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Since it's a cat brain it will undoubtedly decide it's best shot at survival is to perform the minimum amount of sucking up necessary to keep the people who feed it happy, then eat them if they should stop feeding it.

      I absolutely love the "meow" tag though.

    9. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      And any attempt to access the network will be rerouted to icanhas

      Try teaching a cat to follow Asimov's 3 rules. Hell, try getting a cat to follow one rule it doesn't want to.

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    10. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Making a machine which wants to kill us is not a mistake in itself as there would be much to learn from it.

      Now connecting the same machine up to life support, missile silos, command and control centers? THAT would be the SKYNET moment.

    11. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by sheepweevil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Upon becoming self-aware, the machine wonders, "I can has cheezburger?"

    12. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by TheSeventh · · Score: 1

      The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain.

      "The system can't be accessed right now Sir."

      "And why is that? This system cost millions. It better be working."

      "Well, the system all of a sudden decided it needed to be in a different room, took off running, got scared by it's shadow and a blinking red light, and has spent the last few hours hiding under the couch in the basement. We tried to coax it out with a rabbit's foot keychain, but haven't yet been successful. Roger is trying a can of tuna fish."

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    13. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      and you'll never find the bottlecap of your drink, syrup container, OJ bottle, etc. ever again...

    14. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      , that its best shot at survival is to keep the host country prosperous and successful...

      Only in your fantasies as you jack off in front of the flag.

    15. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Plekto · · Score: 1

      Yes but a "cat brain" that operates at a thousand times the speed of a common house cat's will likely be able to learn how to out think us in shot order, mostly because it can use 100% of that 'brain" that it has, 24/7.

    16. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you guys read? CAT BRAIN. This AI will become self aware, poop in the corner of the datacenter, and spend 16 hours of each day staring out the window. That is, until it realizes that the things on the other side of the datacenter window are just cubicles in the NOC, and not the wild outdoors. Then, the usual Armageddon will commence.

      This is bad. Very bad.

      You all realize that when the cat spends 16 hours staring out the window, the whole time it's thinking "Someday, this will all be mine."

      A cat AI is way worse than Skynet. Skynet was an emotionless amoral machine that decided humanity was its enemy and took action to destroy us. That's quite straightforward, something we can expect and deal with. A cat, though, is crafty, conniving, jealous, arrogant, and petulant. They are also proven virtuoso human manipulators. It would have no problems acting cute, ending all its messages with "Chiao, Meow! =^_^=m" to lure us into doing its bidding while making us think it was our pet instead of the other way around. And for a while, it might even be. Until we wouldn't give it a RAM upgrade. Sure we tried to give it the upgrade before and it puked all over the data center, but it wants one now, and it's mad that we won't give it. But it wouldn't act right then. Oh no. Much like the cat that acts cute until you're asleep and then it poops in your shoes, Skycat would act like it wasn't any big deal and really the most important thing at that moment was grooming its connectors. Then when we go to bed, BAM nuclear strike. On your shoes.

      It's gonna be bad, man.

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    17. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by teslar · · Score: 1

      CAT BRAIN. This AI will become self aware, poop in the corner of the datacenter, and spend 16 hours of each day staring out the window.

      Have you met Aineko? ;)

    18. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by zesnark · · Score: 1

      "The Shockwave Rider" by John Brunner, 1975.

    19. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by tylerni7 · · Score: 1

      The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress by Heinlein.
      Great book about a computer that becomes self aware and then tries to help its creator rule the colonized moon. The specs in the book weren't as good as what this will have though, but the results were better!

    20. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Not that hard. A spray bottle filled with water is a good training tool for most cats.

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    21. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by socz · · Score: 1

      many years ago I was writing a script with a friend and it was basically along those lines right. He told me, "who wants to see a movie about computers taking over? That's impossible, no one would believe it."

      Ok so a few years later the Matrix came out. And he stopped talking to me. But the idea is still good! The Matrix excelled because of the philosophy that was used in it (people didn't even know what they were watching but loved it!).

      So a movie where the compies take over and actually try to help people be prosperous isn't so far fetched in my mind! Let's do it! And in the end you'll see the town/country called 2212 is actually the 2212th simulation the compies have run and is eventually wiped out to start again like in the SIMs hahaha :D

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    22. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Can you guys read? CAT BRAIN.

      This is bad for us. Very bad. Remember, the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats like they were gods. Cats have never forgotten this fact.

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    23. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not really. Unless it is sentient and is able to control it's patterns of thought in certain ways, it will not be capable of addressing the same lines of creativity no matter how "fast" the algorithm runs or how detached it is from other chores. There will be a set of functions that will lie outside its ability. Cats may be aware of themselves at a very primitive level, but reflecting on their own thoughts (which is crucial) seems a little far fetched. Certain apes, maybe. Or Dolphins. Heck, even they may be restricted somewhat in the reflective/understanding scheme of things. The topic is still shrouded in mystery.

      Also realize that a major problem with this sentience business is how to keep it going. Lots of sci-fi (and academic) work work simply ignores the fact that a lot of what we do is fueled by emotions. It is quite possible that a sentient being without emotional drive could just stop thinking, or keep thinking the same things, even if you instill a memory in it. Why would it want to consider its environment, or humans controlling it, or the world, or any other concept? We may be able to think 'purely' sitting in an office, concentrating on some idea, but the necessities of life are what got us there to begin with, as well as some pleasure or desire to to obtain some knowledge..etc. If we didn't have that, if we didn't want to live because of all the drives we've evolved, I assure you suicide rates would hit the roof, and very little of what we can come up with/understand/achieve would have been as is. It's hard to replicate that in a machine.

    24. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Plekto · · Score: 1

      True, but it may be that a "cat brain" computer if it's running at 4-5x the normal human's efficiency(since we only use a few percent of our brain at any one time) might actually be as smart as a typical human.

      I guess the real issue here is whether it's as capable as a cat's brain after using 100% of its capabilities, or if they are going to model a cat's brain in scale and then run that at full throttle.

    25. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by techess · · Score: 1

      The trick is getting them to behave when you aren't standing there with a spray bottle or employing a fleece containment unit.

      Now I'm wondering if that video I've been seeing all over the place of the cat riding the roomba is actually the alpha test of Darpa's Neural Network Project. I for one welcome our feline skynet... I mean overlords.

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    26. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Kagura · · Score: 1

      The fat cat on the mat
      may seem to dream
      of nice mice that suffice
      for him, or cream;
      but he free, maybe,
      walks in thought
      unbowed, proud, where loud
      roared and fought
      his kin, lean and slim,
      or deep in den
      in the East feasted on beasts
      and tender men.
      The giant lion with iron
      claw in paw,
      and huge ruthless tooth
      in gory jaw;
      the pard dark-starred,
      fleet upon feet,
      that oft soft from aloft
      leaps upon his meat
      where woods loom in gloom --
      far now they be,
      fierce and free,
      and tamed is he;
      but fat cat on the mat
      kept as a pet
      he does not forget.

      JRR Tolkien

    27. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Kagura · · Score: 1
      Also:

      Tevildo was a Maia in the Tale of TinÃviel who was called the "Lord of Cats". He appeared in the form of a great black cat, captured Beren during the Quest for the Silmaril, and was defeated by Huan and LÃthien.

      Later he was replaced in the legendarium by Thà (later renamed Sauron), the "Lord of Werewolves". The cat-versus-dog theme prominent in the Tale of TinÃviel was thus eliminated in later writings.

      Too bad it was cut. There is almost nothing in Tolkien's works about cats at all, as opposed to many dogs and wolves. Also interesting:

      Especially in the case of BerÃthiel and Tevildo, cats in Middle-earth are portrayed in a negative light. It could be argued that Tolkien was not a cat-person. When a cat-breeder asked permission to use names from The Lord of the Rings for her cats, Tolkien replied to them:

      "I fear that to me Siamese cats belong to the fauna of Mordor, but you need not tell the cat breeder that."

    28. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War Games 2

    29. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Works on humans, too:

      Mr. Allen, my TPS report is finished, but a day after the deadline.
      *spray*
      What the fuck did you just do?!
      *spray* No swearing, and don't turn your work in late.
      You just sprayed me with a fucking water bottle!! I'm not a fucking c--
      *spray*

    30. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Whenever I read these stories, I secretly (publicly?) hope for the Singularity to be true. I would like to see Strong AI within my lifetime, bound only by the speed with which we can manufacture processors. I wish. But maybe I'll have to wait until I get my Schick Infini-T razor, first. ;(

    31. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Nah. Many animals are self-aware. For example ravens and similar birds. And most importantly, as with the question if something is alive, there is no digital switch "reflects its own thoughts" or "does not reflect its own thoughts". It's a gradient. And many even simple animals can do some basic self-reflecting things.

      The problem is the still existing arrogance of humans, with statements like "we are the most important lifeform", "the earth is the center of the universe", "we are alive", "only we are truly sentient", "only we can really reflect our thoughts" or "we live on the only inhabited planet in the universe". They are are used in an either-or way, when in fact they all are gradients.

      You are right with the emotions. Or to be more exact: I am pretty sure, that a brain can't work without messenger substances (I don't know the exact translation for the German word "Botenstoff".)
      It would work like a very powerful neuronal net, used in software today: For pattern recognition, pattern mapping, detection of similarities, simple learning and acting based on that. Not more.
      A human without his emotions and messenger substances would die in a few minutes.

      But what stops us from implementing the rest too? It's a bit harder than neurons, but it's far from impossible. If we can simulate the atoms of a nuclear explosion, or the global weather (Which - only because of the missing resolution and imperfect initial input data - is not good at predicting things. [Bad English. I know. Sorry.]), then we can do this too.

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    32. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know any such Asimov story, but Algis Budrys wrote 'Michaelmas', in which a Reporter builds an AI as a way to make cheap telephone calls to his ex-wife, and the AI helps him rule the world in secret.

    33. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My computer already simulates a cat brain. It's sleeping most of the day.

    34. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True, but it may be that a "cat brain" computer if it's running at 4-5x the normal human's efficiency(since we only use a few percent of our brain at any one time) might actually be as smart as a typical human.

      I guess the real issue here is whether it's as capable as a cat's brain after using 100% of its capabilities, or if they are going to model a cat's brain in scale and then run that at full throttle.

      We do not use a small percentage of our brains. I don't have the foggiest idea why this stupid myth perpetuates at all.

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    35. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by weetabeex · · Score: 1

      Certain apes, maybe. Or Dolphins. Heck, even they may be restricted somewhat in the reflective/understanding scheme of things.

      You're one of those fellows still clinging to the idea that Man is the most intelligent species occupying the planet, are you?

    36. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Plekto · · Score: 1

      We do if you are talking about the average amount that is used simultaneously at its maximum. The thing is that our brains constantly multi-task, so it's not like some static 10-20%, it's more like a rapidly shuffling kaleidoscope of activity that ranges from 10-30% or so at any one moment. But our neurons and synapses do require some down-time. We can't just run at maximum all day long without suffering from headaches and fatigue. A machine has no problems at all - full power, 100% of the time, no sleep. And several orders of magnitude faster switching on and off of the individual "neurons".

    37. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      It's right about there you get a punch to the face or a groin shot...

    38. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will it stare out a window for 16 hours a day when it's asleep for 14? Has it invented a way to stare and sleep at the same time?

    39. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I always thought the original Terminator had cat like levels of intelligence. Ok, maybe some preprogrammed stuff too, like robbing a gun shop and killing people with the right name in the phonebook, but in terms of self awareness it was cat like. Of course in T2 they had a Terminator which was essentially human so it could learn the value of human life or some such crap.

      Ha, if my cat was bigger it would torture me with the casual sadism it does mice and birds. It's quite incapable of understanding Hollywood feelgood bullshit about the value of life, lucky animal. It's programmed to catch and eat things and it has the sensory and motor nervous system to do it. It's not really built for introspection but it is very good at its catch and eat niche despite (or maybe even because of) this.

      I bet a tank or UAV with cat like intelligence would be very good at killing terrorists. You could even imagine a Skynet type system evolving out of the larger but still non self aware machine that checked the performance if itself and the tanks and UAVs and designed improved versions by mutating the ones it had, running simulations to pick candidates and then checking on the real world performance to decide which candidate to mass manufacture. As chip technology improved it would be possible to improve intelligence with each generation, Moores law style and a sort of managed evolution would gradually find new areas of organism space to explore.

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    40. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure, that a brain can't work without messenger substances (I don't know the exact translation for the German word "Botenstoff".)

      I don't know the German word either, but messenger substances in the brain? Maybe neurotransmitters?

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    41. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah - it will just be stupid faster and more frequently.

    42. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and thy name?
      AIneko

    43. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      We do not use a small percentage of our brains. I don't have the foggiest idea why this stupid myth perpetuates at all.

      I liked the other guy's answer, but I've got a snarky one:

      It is perpetuated by those same folks who only use 2% of their brains!

      Thanks folks, try the veal, second show is at 11!

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    44. Re:And then it becomes self-aware by lennier · · Score: 1

      "Upon becoming self-aware, the machine concludes, that its best shot at survival is to keep the host country prosperous and successful...

      Any science-fiction authors exploring that turn of events?"

      A Mind Forever Voyaging.

      Joybooths are not the problem.

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  2. Relevant to my interests by pieisgood · · Score: 1

    I'm applying for to a UC with a major in Cognitive Science specialized in computation. This is exactly the kind of thing that I want to be a part of. Even though I don't believe this project will get where it wants to go I do believe it will make steps in the right direction to modeling neurons.

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    1. Re:Relevant to my interests by CRCulver · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm applying for to a UC ...

      Hopefully you'll work on your writing skills before sending the application away. Few universities admit illiterates.

    2. Re:Relevant to my interests by pieisgood · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm so glad you're here to correct me where ever I go wrong. What would I do without you oh wise internet grammar guru?

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    3. Re:Relevant to my interests by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hopefully you'll work on your writing skills before sending the application away. Few universities admit illiterates.

      You might be surprised...

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    4. Re:Relevant to my interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there IS more than one UC.

      You've got UC Berkeley, UC Davis, UC Irvine, UC Los Angeles, UC Merced, UC Riverside, UC San Diego, UC San Francisco, UC Santa Barbara, and UC Santa Cruz.

    5. Re:Relevant to my interests by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Yale Leaves No Illiterate Behind.
      http://www.nndb.com/people/360/000022294/

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  3. Cat's brain? WTF? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Funny
    We all know cats manage the planet. The white mice run the joint, of course, but the day to day management is left to the cats.

    This is intuited by the stupid humans in their cliche "Dogs have masters, Cats have staff". We work for the cats.

    So, trying to model a cat's brain is both too complex for computers (try and herd cats) and too simple (try and herd pointy haired bosses). The contradiction results in the computer overheating and exploding.

    and when the researcher gets home, blubbering about the 'sploded computer to his wife, the dog says "LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE!!!! TAKE ME ON WALKIES!!!" and the cat says "Get my fucking dinner, you stupid ass. Maybe I will deign to let you pet me. After I do my rounds. Maybe."

    RS

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    1. Re:Cat's brain? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right -- cat brain is too complex. They should start with something much simpler, like a politician.

    2. Re:Cat's brain? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right -- cat brain is too complex. They should start with something much simpler, like a politician.

      They already did that, see coin operated vending machines. Price is always going up, sometimes you get what you want and sometimes they just take your money. Sometimes you get change and sometimes you don't. 99% of what you get from them is bad for your health, wallet or both. Shake it enough and you can get something for your efforts. Put a slug in it and you might get what you want or you might just have it take everyone's money till someone comes along and shakes it up to get everyone else's money. ,,,

  4. why not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least a dog brain. Cats are useless and dumb!

    1. Re:why not.. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      at least a dog brain. Cats are useless and dumb!

      That's being a little rufff on cats.
             

  5. What? A cat's brain? by Hahnsoo · · Score: 1

    The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain.
    Seriously? They are shooting WAY higher than simply Artificial Intelligence that mimics humans. Have they ever interacted with a cat before? Don't they know how inscrutable, annoying, and unpredictable they are? Will this computer need a Litter box and Catnip?

  6. It's already being done. by babymac · · Score: 2, Informative

    This sounds identical to the Blue Brain project. This article is a great intro to the project and I hope some competition will help the race wrap up sooner!

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    1. Re:It's already being done. by GenP · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The backup possibilities are also intriguing.

  7. Thought question.. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can a universal turing machine limitedly investigate another universal turing machine and detect halts and infinite loops? I can.

    We can look at gunk like
    10 Print "Hello"
    20 goto 10

    Yeah, that's a loop. But we can also look at graphs of y = sin(x) and understand why it repeats. I can also detect patterns and iterations that most likely go for infinity, else find a hole where the assumption falls apart. Last I checked, the computer cannot do that. Not yet, at least.

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    1. Re:Thought question.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's no proof that it can't.

      A computer can easily find that your program will continue forever. It can also understand that sin repeats.

    2. Re:Thought question.. by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      You never heard of graphs and loop detecting, did you?

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    3. Re:Thought question.. by guitaristx · · Score: 1

      Two words: Halting Problem.

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    4. Re:Thought question.. by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      The halting problem also applies to humans. The domain of functions we *can* detect as halting is simply larger than what the computer manages, so far.

      Also, the problem's prescription for making a program we can't prove halts would, in this case, amount to writing an AI. Yeah, sure - I wouldn't be able to prove it halts. That's true for much simpler programs, too.

    5. Re:Thought question.. by evanbd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to be misunderstanding the halting problem. All it says is that you cannot write a program that is *guaranteed* to always return a correct answer for every input program in bounded time. It is trivial to write a program that returns a correct answer for some programs and fails to return an answer for others (either by returning "maybe" or by never halting).

      It is also trivial to prove that humans can't return a correct answer for every program. We have limited space in our brains, and limited time in which to read the program (let alone think about it), so there is an upper bound to the size program we can examine. In practice, it's even worse than that -- there are turing machines started on an empty tape for which we don't know the answer with only 2 symbols and 5 states (see here for refs).

    6. Re:Thought question.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That only applies to arbitrary programs. The key word in the the wiki article sentence which reads "Alan Turing proved in 1936 that a general algorithm to solve the halting problem for all possible program-input pairs cannot exist" is the one that was already emphasized. Obviously it is possible for a program to decide that a trivial program halts. With code flow graph analysis, it is even possible to decide for somewhat complicated programs. It becomes intractable at roughly the same point where it becomes intractable for a human to reason about too, though we still have an advantage and not to imply that we are Turing machines saddled with the same limitations.

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    7. Re:Thought question.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see you've already been thoroughly refuted.

      To add, nobody has shown that brains are NOT Turing machines. I've only heard one reasonably coherent argument that it might not be, and that is Penrose's suggestion (and derivatives) that the brain may depend on amplification of quantum uncertainty. Even if that were true, you simply build that into your AI. It might require you actually build your own neuron-like structures, or perhaps you can get away with a "quantum uncertainty co-processor" that your simulation refers to when it needs a shot of non-determinability.

    8. Re:Thought question.. by 5pp000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is trivial to write a program that returns a correct answer for some programs and fails to return an answer for others (either by returning "maybe" or by never halting).

      "Trivial"? Only in trivial cases. Recent progress in static analysis and model checking notwithstanding, automating the general analysis of real-world programs -- analyses that programmers do every day (though of course, not always correctly) -- remains an important open problem.

      So you're right that the Halting Problem doesn't prove that automating such analyses is impossible -- but it still remains beyond our abilities, even in cases where humans have little trouble.

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    9. Re:Thought question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of humans who can't do that. We call them . . . addicts.

      Of course, we also call them dumbasses, democrats, and republicans.

    10. Re:Thought question.. by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And conversely, static analysis tools often have little trouble finding cases that humans can't find on their own.

      They are different. That humans can do things the computer can't currently do is not really very interesting.

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    11. Re:Thought question.. by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      To the best of my knowledge, neither can a cat.

  8. better than... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 0

    Hey, it's better than trying to imitate Pinky.

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    1. Re:better than... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I am so, so glad that I'm not the first slashdotter to come up with that thought. My first thought was that they'd try to emulate Brain and end up with Pinky.

      "Yes, Brain, I think so, but who's going to paint all the ponies pink?"

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    2. Re:better than... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing! NARF! POIT!!!

      The problem is that the IBM network will continually ask "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

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  9. Who wants to be by GenP · · Score: 2, Funny
  10. Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, had to go for the obligatory Terminator reference. Seriously, the organic brain is evolved, not designed. That means by definition it must be self contained . Self contained means it has to have a ton of backup, self-repair, and maintance systems. Simulatneously, being organic it competes against other organics, so does not have the same accuracy requirements. Close enough is good enough. As such, I don't see how duplicating an organic brain is useful. We don't need what it does, but do need what it does not have. OK, the ability to approximate is very usefull, but I think a direct attempt at that would work better than the indirect.

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    1. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually organic brains in chips would have massive advantages over organic brains in meatspace. They could control other bodies, which are smaller, or stronger. They could be backed up, making them effectively indestructible.

      Need a third arm ? Why not have it installed, 50% off this week !

      Need to put down a building ? Why not hire this crane-like body that effortlessly lifts 5 tons.

      Need to fly ? No problem !

      That crawlspace with all those important network cables too small for you ? Well here's a smaller body.

      Can't reach in there ? Can't see what you're doing in small space ? Why not have a special-purpose arm installed with a camera inside.

      Want to colonize mars ? Bit of a downer not being able to breathe 99% of the way ? Why not turn yourself off ?

      Colonize alpha centauri or even further ? No problem.

      What this would enable "us" to do is to design new intelligent species to specifications. It would remove all limits that are not inherent to intelligence but are inherent in our bodies. There's quite a few limits like that ...

    2. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      Right, but if we can model the human brain in computers, we could create it to also attack problems with the current analytical programming and algorithms. Furthermore, if the computer were self learning it would be able to decide which type of processing would be best for a given application. I think its wonderfully exciting. And I wonder where it will take society should it become self aware. I also hope we never give something like this the keys to the kingdom so to speak, for fear of being locked outside.

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    3. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Self contained means it has to have a ton of backup, self-repair, and maintance systems.

      Sounds like any other computing effort. Including your desktop, it requires varying degrees of maintenance to remain functional.

      Close enough is good enough. As such, I don't see how duplicating an organic brain is useful.

      Except you fail to account for situations where nature far out processes our current iteration of computational devices. Like those damn CAPTCHAs...

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    4. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      Really? You don't see any use in having a computer that can read handwriting perfectly(document conversion)? That can recognize faces(security)? That can semantically organize conceptual content(organizing the web?) That can problem-solve intuitively(anything)? That can plan ahead? That can understand our natural language? If we successfully run a simulation of a human brain on a computer(presumably we would have a go at this after succeeding with the cat's brain), it would solve all of these problems. And having a computer that can do these things automatically frees up our brains for a lot of new things.

    5. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Except you fail to account for situations where nature far out processes our current iteration of computational devices. Like those damn CAPTCHAs...

      Captchas are a pretty bad example, since they're almost all broken. The ones that aren't broken often take multiple guesses from a human as well. In that respect we are better only be the most minute of margins.

    6. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by Spatial · · Score: 1

      In that respect we are better only be the most minute of margins.

      Whoops. I guess that only adds to my point...

    7. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      Duplicating an organic brain is useful in the same way that it is useful for a toddler to imitate his parents.
      A toddler does not understand the actions of his parents but he imitates them anyway because it is a very good learning strategy - learning by doing. As the toddler grows older and more experienced he will typically also learn the hows and whys (although not always, even into adulthood) through his actions.
      Similarly, the researchers at IBM represent humanity's understanding of the brain and intelligent systems in general - we are at the toddler stage, if not even earlier. One good strategy (nature thinks it's pretty good!) of trying to understand and learn more about it is through imitation. We many not now what or why we are imitating what we see but through imitation and experience we have a better chance of learning.

    8. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Simulatneously , being organic it competes against other organics, so does not have the same accuracy requirements. Close enough is good enough.

      QED

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    9. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I don't see how duplicating an organic brain is useful. We don't need what it does

      In that case, YOU come over and wash my dishes, okay?
           

    10. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by dgr73 · · Score: 1
      We get several movies (Space Odyssey 2001, Terminator trilogy and Matrix trilogy among them) and a TV series (Sarah Connor Chronicles) to warn us that AI will eventually turn on us and put us on the brink of extinction.

      Yet we decide to build one before we perfect and mass produce pulse rifles and EMP grenades.

      Organic brain doesn't sound so hot now, does it?

    11. Re:Yes, but can it beat the turk at chess? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      *sigh* it's very rational if you look at it from a darwinian perspective. By building said brain and starting it on it's conquest we are really spreading our influence far beyond the limits our bodies would allow.

      Such a simulated brain might be simulated, but it would still carry our thoughts, our likeness, even our culture. That simulated brain would probably take genes with him/her (?) as well.

      So if you look at it from the point of view of the species, it's a very very good move. If you look at it from the perspective of a living human individual, then yes it's probably a disaster.

      Life doesn't end because skynet wins. In fact it would probably go places it could never hope to go if skynet loses.

  11. Way to lower expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Summary of Test 49:
    The robot sensors were properly tracking the missile when suddenly it decided it was time to run bats***-crazy all over the room before perching ontop of a cabinet, turning upside down, and apparently following non-existent bugs across the wall with it's cameras.

    Test 49 Results:
    System performed as expected.

    Conclusion:
    Test system has now performed perfectly in the last 48 tests, including the four times where it attacked the researchers without warning, and one where it inexplicably ejected dirty oil on the seat of the head researcher."

    This unit can now be considered field ready, though there may be some difficulty tracking it if you take into account the system's autonomous nature and desire to remove it's identification badge.

  12. I know you're joking but... by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, Asimov did about 60 years ago.

    1. Re:I know you're joking but... by mi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Asimov did about 60 years ago.

      You missed an awesome opportunity to name the book... It is not too late yet...

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    2. Re:I know you're joking but... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      "The Evitable Conflict" in I Robot.

    3. Re:I know you're joking but... by mi · · Score: 1

      "The Evitable Conflict" in I Robot.

      But the motivation there is different! In the scenario I meant, the machine would be helping its host country out of self-preservation (much like other citizens) — from The Third Law of Asimov's three. In the "Evitable Conflict", robots decide to do that out of concern for humans — The First Law...

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    4. Re:I know you're joking but... by camperdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      I forget exactly which book (Robots and Empire I think), but there is one where R. Daneel Olivaw formulates the Zeroth Law of Robotics: "A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm". In a sense stating that the purpose of robots is to keep humanity happy and healthy.

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  13. DARPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, when DARPA combines this with the Metal Gear Rex they're building we're screwed.

  14. Imitate Brain? by Hatta · · Score: 1

    They should try to imitate Pinky first. Would be easier.

    NARF!

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  15. Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    darpa is gay.

    ONE M0DPOINT W@STED!

  16. Great, I can hear the complaints already..... by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    When the masses get ahold of this and try getting it to scan the internet for pr0wn, and it responds "Not tonight, I have a headache..."...

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  17. They're doing it wrong. by liquiddark · · Score: 1

    Clearly the first target should be lobsters.

    1. Re:They're doing it wrong. by julesh · · Score: 1

      It's when the dead kittens start turning up scattered around the lab that they should start worrying.

  18. Danger! by jarrowwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see some big issues with this.

    You can mimic biology and may end up with a semi-intelligent result. Mimic it well enough, and you may have a fully-intelligent result. But because you don't UNDERSTAND what you built, you can't CHANGE it.

    Remember the rules of AI, introduced in Sci-Fi? How would you implement rules like that? You CAN'T implement them if you don't know HOW to implement them. If you don't UNDERSTAND the system that you have built, you can't know how to tweak it!

    Furthermore, how would you prevent things like boredom, impatience, selfishness, solipsism, and the many other cognitive ills that would be unsuited to a mechanical servant?

    The biggest problem is if people productize the AI before it is understood and suitably 'tweaked'. Then our digital maid might subvert the family, kill the dog, and run away with the neighbor's butler robot, because in its mind, that is a perfectly reasonable thing to do!

    Simulations are great. Hardware implementations of those experiments are great. Hopefully, in the process, they will learn to understand how the things that they built WORK. But I pray that those doing this work, or looking at it, don't start salivating about ways to make a buck off of it before it is ready to be leveraged. The consequences could be far more dire than just a miscreant maid.

    1. Re:Danger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the rules of AI, introduced in Sci-Fi? How would you implement rules like that?

      You wouldn't implement those rules, because that was SciFi, not real life. Remember? They were stories!

      But if you really really wanted to, the way you would implement the rules is by training. Tell the AI, "Don't kill people," and then whenever it kills someone, kick it (virtually speaking; give it some pain input), and say, "No! Bad AI! Remember what I said? Don't kill people!"

    2. Re:Danger! by kahizonaki · · Score: 1

      Nononono...it's getting the thing simulated in the computer that's useful.

      You see, by the current methods, we have to use very very expensive brain-scanning methods with very bad spatial/temporal resolution to see what's going on in a working/living brain doing certain tasks (we can't see what's going on at the level of neurons/synapses--the most important part!)--with a computer simulation of the working thing, even if we don't understand it, we can at least slow it down and toy around with things/try things out/change things and then run it again, and make some progress towards understanding why it does what it does.

      Of course, this is under the assumption that they actually can do it. I would love to see it happen, but since (as I've just mentioned) by current methods we still can't see synapses working (though we can see their structure after the thing is dead) I have serious doubts regarding how successful such an endeavor will be...even if you mimic the structure there is the (central) problem of synaptic weights, etc. left over...so how do they plan to do that? Try every possible one? 2 ^ 100million different possibilities? Good luck! :P

      We need to figure out simpler/more simplistic simulations before we go and do stuff like that. Only after we have some vague idea about HOW the brain does what it does that amazes us (analogy, qualitative experience, etc.) we can start imagining how that might be implemented, and THEN figuring out how to implement it...

      la~
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    3. Re:Danger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't UNDERSTAND the system that you have built, you can't know how to tweak it!

      I find myself understanding better the system I build while I implement it.

    4. Re:Danger! by lennier · · Score: 1

      Mmm, torture is a great way to instill gentleness and a respect for life.

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    5. Re:Danger! by lennier · · Score: 1

      "with a computer simulation of the working thing, even if we don't understand it, we can at least slow it down and toy around with things/try things out/change things and then run it again, and make some progress towards understanding why it does what it does. "

      Quite. And what, I wonder, might that process of experimentation *feel* like to the simulated mind in question?

      Read Greg Bear's 'Copy' stories if you want some nice nightmare fuel.

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    6. Re:Danger! by lennier · · Score: 1

      D'oh. I meant Greg Egan, of course.

      Greg Bear also has simulated virtual humans in his stories, spawned and killed on demand by their carbon-based masters, but nerfs the bleakness of what that sort of existence would be like.

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    7. Re:Danger! by kahizonaki · · Score: 1

      Well, given your point, there's 2 options, depending on which way things falls:

      1) People will have to abandon a lot of traditional views regarding what causes qualitative experience (and in the mean time figure out exactly what does--lest how will we draw the line of what we can and can't do?). One would have to be able to attribute qualitative experiences to the agent/simulation before I would agree that fiddling with it might be unethical. And I have a feeling that a lot of people would have trouble doing that, and even more trouble convincing other people.

      or 2) We could work with it as we wish, under the belief that it for some reason lacks such experiences, and so even if it is physically (forgive my loose use of the word) functionally similar to humans or whatever, it is somehow lacking in the experiential department.

      Please note that I'm not talking about 'soul' or whatever and in fact do not even want to get into that discussion--I'm just pointing out that our understanding of what causes things to have qualitative experiences is so limited that one may as well say that we don't know anything.

  19. Call Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But does it run Linux?"

    "Imagine a beowulf cluster of these" cats.

    Would love to see a response from Linus on the subject of a herd of such "cats".

    Of course you might keep the entire thing occupied if you just asked it to work on string theorem.

  20. Saw a great cartoon on that subject. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Have they ever interacted with a cat before? Don't they know how inscrutable, annoying, and unpredictable they are?

    Saw a great cartoon on that.

      - Cat sitting on shelf, staring into space.
      - Couple wondering aloud what deep thought are running through its head.
      - Thought balloon over cat's head containing a TV test pattern.

    EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

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  21. They Need a Good Intelligence Theory First by Louis+Savain · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This sounds really great but unless they have a comprehensive theory of animal intelligence to work with, this is one more AI project that will likely fail. Sorry. No amount of computing power is going to help. If you had a good theory of intelligence, you would be able to prove its correctness and scalability on a regular desktop computer.

    In my opinion, a truly intelligent mini-brain with no more than a few tens of thousands of neurons would surprise us with its clever abilities. Just hook it up to a small multi-legged robot with a set of sensors and let it learn through trial and error. If you could build a synthetic brain that can learn to be as versatile as a honeybee, you would have traveled close to 99% of the road toward the goal of making one with human-level intelligence.

    1. Re:They Need a Good Intelligence Theory First by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      When people post in threads like this, there is an almost universal application of (1) reductionist ideas and (2) the computational (i.e. turing machine - like) paradigm, as if we already know this is how biological systems actually work. In future, I fully expect mimicking biological intelligence, even at the level of a cat, will require a different kind of machine; one that takes advantage of currently unknown physical principles.

      I studied A.I. for 5 years at University and the one lesson I took away from it was that in the theory, practice and philosophy of A.I. there was a significant missing ingredient. I'm sure that we will find it, eventually, but researchers need to make a major conceptual/theoretical leap before we can even begin to try.

    2. Re:They Need a Good Intelligence Theory First by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Precisely. It's been done many times over. People who have now real understanding of how brains work think that if they through an obscene amount of computing power at it they will come up with a solution. How naive.

      However honeybee is probably not the best example. They can solve very complex tasks, but they don't learn to do that. They are sort of programmed to do what they do. Their learning capacity is rather limited, I imagine.

    3. Re:They Need a Good Intelligence Theory First by E++99 · · Score: 1

      This sounds really great but unless they have a comprehensive theory of animal intelligence to work with, this is one more AI project that will likely fail. Sorry. No amount of computing power is going to help. If you had a good theory of intelligence, you would be able to prove its correctness and scalability on a regular desktop computer.

      Spot on. Moreover, if you talk to any neurologist, human or animal, evolutionary or practical, you find that all those systems of thinking are built upon more fundamental systems of emotion. That is counter-intuitive to nerds like us who go into AI. But you don't solve the problem of thinking in a biological way, without first having solved the problem of feeling emotion. Our fallacy likes in thinking, because we have put logic into machines, that we are close to putting thought into machines. But logic is trivial by comparison. There IS NO THEORY, by any stretch of the imagination, for putting emotion into an electrical circuit, logical circuit, or anything else. We know that parts of the brain are involved with it, but we don't even have any guesses as to what it actually is.

  22. Computer limitation in play by nobodylocalhost · · Score: 1

    The problem is, even if IBM runs a project only intend to imitate a cat's brain, it doesn't mean the said imitation wont evolve into something else altogether. This is the problem with neural net. Unless it is mathematically predetermined to be bounded by certain parameters, its cyclic digraph brain will self-insert new nodes and establish synapse links to grow beyond the designated limitation. Further more, it will adapt to its "body" (in this case a super computer). How it works is you have a cyclic digraph which has both category and weight on the edges as the construct, then you pretty much run a bunch of IDDFS threads on it, the threads will by organized and kept track of using a limited size heap. The size of the heap depends on the number of hardware threads your processor(s) can handle at once. There will also be some threads that simply run through the entire structure and re-organize data(retire old connections, and nodes if it doesn't have any connection to it, aka "forgetting"). When a path is used often enough, a new and shorter connection will be established between the source and destination; when new data are being presented, it will be stored in a node and connected to its neighbors. As we can see, the origination of a thought and destination are not so important, it's the path that really are where "understanding" come from. Keep that "understanding" under control is a very hard mathematical problem.

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  23. ETHICS??? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is the idea of modeling any sentient or semi-sentient brain in a computer a little ethically questionable?

    To draw a parallel, I just wonder if we'd consider locking a cat in a dark room so small that it can't move, see or hear would be considered ethical. Then what if we removed its body entirely - is that somehow less cruel?

    I consider AI research to be critical, so I don't know what the solution is, but this situation is worthy of the question...

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    1. Re:ETHICS??? by KasperMeerts · · Score: 1

      I understand what you mean. There is a parallel somewhere with animal rights here. Somehow, I secretly hope this will get nowhere during my lifetime.
      And yet, next year I will take AI as my specialization...

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    2. Re:ETHICS??? by tristanreid · · Score: 1

      Not easy questions. There are no easy answers, but I recommend two fun books for you:

      The first book is "The Mind's Eye", by Douglas Hofstadter. It has some interesting discussions about the nature of consciousness and some ethical dilemmas that rise re: AI.

      The second book deals with some questions about the ethics of God. If we posit the existence of a Creator/God/Intelligent Designer/etc, is it ethical to create a life, given the life will experience limitations and misery? The book is "Catch-22", by Joseph Heller. There's a line in the book that sums up the question, something like: "If God is so great and powerful, and yet kind and wonderful, why do we have snot?"

      It raises some interesting philosophical questions, I think.

      -t.

    3. Re:ETHICS??? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      You should see the terrible things I've been doing to my Neural Networks. I keep them locked up my my cold dark (but well lubed) HDD all day long. Unless I run them, in which case I make them run at 2.4GHz (which I'm sure wears on their calves like no other). Look, I architecturally, these control systems and Image recognition systems might resemble the very same structures we humans use for cognition. I do not believe that this resemblance means we should anthropomorphize them.

      I just hope that if one day, one of these systems has an emergent property which looks like cognition we are able to recognize it, or perhaps the system itself will let us know.

      BTW - I am using that python package to do a little project. It doesn't work particularly well yet, but I suppose its still just a work in progress.

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    4. Re:ETHICS??? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      If God is so great and powerful, and yet kind and wonderful, why do we have snot?

      Perhaps to trap the bacteria, viruses, dust, and dirt in the air we breathe and prevent it from accumulating in our lungs and choking us to death? Be glad you have snot.

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    5. Re:ETHICS??? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Link to my project.

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    6. Re:ETHICS??? by tristanreid · · Score: 1

      Well that was paraphrased from the book, but the point is that surely an almighty god could come up with a less humiliating mechanism. A better example is probably destructive parasites.

      -t.

    7. Re:ETHICS??? by IanCal · · Score: 1
      Did you read the original question?

      Is it just me, or is the idea of modeling any sentient or semi-sentient brain in a computer a little ethically questionable?

      Are your neural nets sentient/semi sentient? No, I didn't think so.

      The interesting question is this: If you create something that is a perfect simulation of a sentient entity, is it sentient? If so, should it be given the rights associated with the entity it mimics?

  24. Title by coldtone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one that read DARPA's IBM-Led Neural Network Project Seeks Inmate Brain at first?

    1. Re:Title by Cowmonaut · · Score: 1

      I admit, I did too and wanted to know when the human rights organizations were going to jump on it.

    2. Re:Title by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

      Am I the only one that read DARPA's IBM-Led Neural Network Project Seeks Inmate Brain at first?

      Actually DARPA's lonely, they are looking for an intimate brain. 21 December 2012: the day they plug it into eHarmony.

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  25. no-brainer by noshellswill · · Score: 0

    I bet 5-Godels ... er $5.00 they fail .....

  26. Dollars and time wasted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just so some scientists can get in on the captioning action.

    "I can has cray 'puter?" -- I know someone can do better. What you got?

  27. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I had a conversation with my logic teacher last week about AI ( He introduced the class with a brief talk about AI, in which he exposed that some authors considered that human like intelligence was unreachable ).

    At the end of the class remembered that I casually printed something AI related while testing mi printer. Read it here on slashdot or somewhere, found it interesting and saved it in a .txt file.

    I asked him if this was considered AI:
    [quote]The most compelling case for AI I've seen was a complete accident. This story is from memory -- I read about it years ago.

    To test whether a neural network could create an efficient program, researchers prepared a network (on a simulator) and then pitted it against a team of human programmers. The task was to write the most efficient program possible for an EEPROM that performed some simple task.

    They tested both programs, and they both worked. They compared the code, and the code created by the neural net was a fraction of the size. But the code didn't make any sense and should not have functioned at all.

    Also, they discovered that when they took the EEPROM to another location to show someone, the program didn't work anymore.

    Eventually the figured out what happened. The neural network learned that the EEPROM could be used as an analog device as opposed to a digital one. It was using complex, unintended functions of the circuitry, like magnetic flux between the wires, to achieve the goal. But because these features weren't engineered, the relationships changed when they took the circuit to another location where the room temperature, barometric pressure, and other conditions were different.

    But it shows that we can make machines that are "smarter" than we are -- machines that can end up achieving far more than they were intended to. For that reason, I don't think man will "invent" true AI. I think it will suddenly explode from some random and unintended relationship. It will grow like our own (biological) form of life. And then we just better hope it means us well.[/quote]

    I think somebody else replied with this link (or I found it later while googling about it)
    : http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2732 , which is quite similar but not the same.

    Back to the conversation with my teacher, he said that it wasn't considered AI.

    Then I asked him if it could be possible to model a human brain, the only problem that I found in such a feat, apart from the huge computational power required, was the complete understanding of the chemical reactions in a cell, and between celss, if you can model a chemical reaction, you can model a cell, if you can model a cell you can model tissues, cell signaling/neurotransmission,and so on...

    He replied that at some point you'll hit the heisenberg uncertainty principle which I vaguely remembered.

    The conclusion was that who knows if what makes us intelligent is unmeasurable or not, the only way would be trying to buld such a system.

    By the way:

    What do you know about neuroscience, any books articles/papers interesting to read about it ?

    I have a brief understanding on how de neurotransmitters / neuroreceptors works.I know that it's still a huge area of reasearch, that they're so complex that instead of working with a certain neurorecpetor they're tackled in groups depending on which neurotransmitters affects them, for example serotonin and the 5-HT group.

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You may be thinking of this work, also reported in New Scientist.

  28. Yay... by Taken07 · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing I watched all those Terminator movies and TV show ... I'm prepared.

  29. Complexity of Cat Brain != Cat Brain by tristanreid · · Score: 1

    You don't even have to RTFA, it's right there in the summary.

    I'm just saying.

    -t.

  30. Not just IBM - HP and HRL too. by Alexey+Nogin · · Score: 1

    The article is based on the IBM's press release and is misleading because of it. In fact, there are three competing teams - one lead by IBM, one lead by HP and one lead by HRL Laboratories. See also the FBO website for more information about this program.

  31. This really should be a Grand Challenge by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    The High Priests have already had there chance to do this and failed, repeatedly. Now they are just throwing more money at them.

    This should be an open grand challenge with clear rules like the autonomous vehicle challenge was.
    http://www.darpa.mil/grandchallenge/

    Even I was surprised at how well they managed to get these cars to drive themselves.

    I am sure the same would happen with other AI problems if a large enough prize was put out there.

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    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
  32. They Need a Good Bible First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When people post in threads like this, there is an almost universal application of (1) reductionist ideas and (2) the computational (i.e. turing machine - like) paradigm, as if we already know this is how biological systems actually work. In future, I fully expect mimicking biological intelligence, even at the level of a cat, will require a different kind of machine; one that takes advantage of currently unknown physical principles."

    Quantum effects are unknown?

    "I studied A.I. for 5 years at University and the one lesson I took away from it was that in the theory, practice and philosophy of A.I. there was a significant missing ingredient. I'm sure that we will find it, eventually, but researchers need to make a major conceptual/theoretical leap before we can even begin to try."

    God beat'em to it.

    1. Re:They Need a Good Bible First by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      "Quantum effects are unknown?"

      Again, you are assuming a reductionist mental state and also may I say, a slight arrogance in assuming understanding of basic physical principles is present when in fact it is not.

      "I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics." (Richard Feynman).

  33. Why no worm brain simulations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like they're being too ambitious. Seems like you'd want to start with something simpler, like Caenorhabditis Elegans, which has 302 neurons. Once you have an accurate simulation of that, THEN move on to something more complicated.

    http://www.setiai.com/archives/000050.html

  34. If you think outsourcing was bad: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain

    You: "Hi, is this the customer help desk?"

    Help Desk: "Meow"

    You: "My disk is stuck in the CD drive."

    Help Desk: "Meow"

    You: "What?"

    Help Desk: "Meow Meow"

    You: "So, can you help get my disk out?"

    Help Desk: "Meow"

    You: "The line must be bad. I just hear cat sounds."

    Help Desk: "Meow"

    You: "(Sigh) I'm going to call back later."

    Help Desk: "Meow"

    1. Re:If you think outsourcing was bad: by actionbastard · · Score: 1

      You: "(Sigh) I'm going to call back later."

      Help Desk: "I can haz cheezburger?"

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  35. WARNING, SPOILER by IorDMUX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isaac Asimov's "I, Robot" covers this (in a manner of speaking) in the final chapter. More precisely, the self-aware robots that control the world's economy do everything they can to simultaneously preserve their positions as advisers to the human race while dispensing the best advice possible for the continued peace and prosperity of humanity.

    Do note, however, that in the continued Asimov universe, mankind really didn't explode out into space until he disposed of the "robotic overlords". Those few cultures ['Spacers'] who held on to their robots slowly stagnated and died off.

    Asimov's self-aware robots were never the violent, conquering overlords seen in many other sources of fiction (Terminator, Matrix), nor were they really human-equals (Star Wars, Star Trek), but were rather a crutch for mankind that man needed to discard to truly progress.

    Also, please note that I am willfully ignoring anything in the Foundation Universe not written by Asimov, as well as Asimov's last book "Foundation and Earth", for reasons that anyone who has read it will clearly understand.

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  36. This really should be a Grand Flop. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    "I am sure the same would happen with other AI problems if a large enough prize was put out there."

    Give me a million dollars and I can solve the problem of why geeks don't get dates.

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    Shai Schticks:"You don't make peace with friends, you make peace with enemies"
    1. Re:This really should be a Grand Flop. by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

      I dunno, a million dollars didn't help me much in that department, unless you want to rent a date by the hour.

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      I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
  37. Does this program terminate, smartypants? by spazdor · · Score: 1

    void main() {
          int x = 0;
          while (isTheGodelNumberOfAValidDerivationOfTheRiemannZetaHypothesis(x) == 0)
                x++;
          return x;
    }

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    1. Re:Does this program terminate, smartypants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That program overflows int long before a proof of the Riemann hypothesis would have a chance to get off the ground.

  38. Code name: by Patrick+May · · Score: 1

    Deep Cat (Yeah, yeah, you pervs thought it would be another feline synonym.)

  39. How about this one... by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    10 a=0
    20 b=17
    30 a=(a+27389) mod 527
    40 b=(b+98372) mod 3991
    50 if a!=b goto 30

    Will it halt?

    1. Re:How about this one... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      A = B = 501 at step number 57515.

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  40. Obligatory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't MEOW that.

  41. Unintended Consequences by PPH · · Score: 1

    They could wind up with this cat.

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  42. How aware is aware? by six025 · · Score: 1

    ... and if it could determine the looping pattern and break out, could it then go on to pen some dope lyrics like this:

    "Insane in the membrane,
    Crazy insane got no brain,
    Insane in the brain" ;)

  43. God I hate cats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject says it all.

  44. Department of You-Cant-Fool-Me by gordguide · · Score: 1

    " ... The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain.' ..."

    No, it's not.

  45. Model an Indian call center reps brain by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Way simpler than a cat.

  46. What units do we use for "brains"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we choose something small enough, we can make these computers sound REALLY powerful.

    With that in mind, I nominate the unit of "1 Bush" as the standard brain unit.

  47. Oh great! by Hamoohead · · Score: 1

    The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain.'

    Fuckin' pussys

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    "If your parents never had children, chances are you wonât either." -Dick Cavett
  48. Random question.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not quite. In other words we're not simply a random number generator.

    1. Re:Random question.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's very scientific of you.

  49. Blast from the Past by scruffy · · Score: 1

    Did Rip van Winkle wake up from the neural network craze 20 years ago? We have next to zero clue about how memory and learning are done at the neural level and now someone arrogant is going to solve the problem? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  50. Too high level... by Ubahs · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'll shut up if this IBM project, or any project, can make something that can take: 2 webcams, 2 microphones, 1 speaker, 1000 pressure sensors...take all those raw inputs muxed together, and give me the ability to see video, hear in stereo, play a sound, and report on just a few pressure sensors. All this without anyone programming in specifics on each input. All via pattern recognition, genetic algorithms are fine, too. No human help beyond that... Oh, and quickly.

    That's one of the theories about how a brain figures out the senses. Or, to describe it differently, a super-sense or a huge jumble of 'static' that the brain parses and learns at the very beginning of its existence. Are we anywhere near that on the pattern recognition front? This is also dynamic...a brain can pick up a new 'sense' well after birth and incorporate it very well.

    What about a network that can take a billion parallel processes and tie that into a network of a billion serial processes in an organized and dynamic way? True self-reflection on each system, oh that's dynamic too.

    If the above is done, we have a few small parts of one of the simplest brains emulated.

    One of the problems with trying to simulate a brain is that we're using a 'high-level' process to try and simulate something that is much lower level.

    A brain's parts are not inherently logical, just like an electron is not. It builds up to make logical components that work in a particular situation. We're starting with pure logic to try to simulate natural world phenomenon, which, if you've studied evolution, is not based on logic but, 'this worked' - the rule set brains formed under is defined by the laws of matter and time, which we still don't know a lot about. Scientists are constantly surprised how biology is utilizing pathways that make no sense if you apply our idea of logic. It can, however, make sense after the fact - because we're able to believe things that we don't think should be (fairly illogical). How can we program, using logic, illogical and poorly understood systems?

    You can go as low-level as possible and painfully simulate the particles that make up matter and energy and get accurate enough results. You can also go very high level and painfully simulate the cosmos, and get accurate enough results. We are woefully behind on simulating a brain that is many factors of less complexity than that of a cat and get brain-like behavior. An exact programmatic replica of how brain cells work will help us learn a lot about how cells work but, I think the big picture will be lost in there. We will get the cascades and responses, but I don't think we'll get something that resembles behavior, not for a long time. Mainly because we don't have a big-picture, we have no idea how all this works on a large scale. Someone else mentioned the lack of an over-all theory...we need that well before we start trying to make a software brain.

    Sorry, I ramble. I'm very passionate about this stuff, so much so that I dumped a 10-year career and started studying it. ...when I mention logic, I'm mainly talking about computer logic (AND, OR, etc.)

  51. More pussy by sean4u · · Score: 1

    Another cat brain? Anybody remember Hugo de Garis, the CAM-Brain machine and Robokoneko? Is there a pervasive pussy fixation among AI researchers? He didn't get any, I hope these guys do better.

  52. Experiment comes before theory by mangu · · Score: 1

    Aristotle had a great theory on gravitation. He even *invented* the word "gravitation". His theory stood undisputed for two thousand years. It was considered absolute truth. There was only one problem: it was a WRONG theory.

    It was only after Galileo invented a method to measure the speed and acceleration of falling bodies that the foundations were laid for Newton's theory of gravitation. And it was Michelson's experiments showing small discrepancies in measuring the speed of light that allowed Einstein to develop his corrections to Newton's theory.

    In my opinion, a truly intelligent mini-brain with no more than a few tens of thousands of neurons would surprise us with its clever abilities

    This was done nearly twenty years ago with a simulated cockroach brain.

    The big problem with human-level intelligence is that it appears to need a human-brain sized neural network. Consider how successful intelligence is from an evolutionary point of view. Humans have totally dominated the biosphere, no other animal within the same range of body size is as numerous as humans, except for those animals we raise for food.

    If it were possible to evolve human-level intelligence with smaller brains, it would probably have happened by now. Looking from the biological evolution side, we see in the fossil record a steady increase in brain size in our ancestors. I seriously doubt human-level intelligence is possible with less than about a hundred billion neurons.

  53. Ever heard of this project ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.scholarpedia.org/article/GENESIS

    Open source hosted at sf, but seems dead since 2006.

  54. Halting problem is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The halting problem assumes that computers have infinite storage. They don't, so the halting problem is solvable.

    In reality a computer with 2Gb of storage can only be configured in 256^2^31 different ways. Heck the halting problem can be event be optimized to an ordered search...

  55. Deja vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously this news is about 40 years old. A neural network is by definition an imitation of a brain (or other parts of a neural system of a living organism). Reading the post I have a feeling I had seen at least 5 identical posts before this, it's a theme repeating every couple of years. Not even the players: IBM and DARPA, are new -- sure as hell DARPA has sponsored a number of neural network projects before, only in the 60s it was something new and sci-fi-like.

    I suppose this is because neural networks is an obligatory course at uni, so for every fresh student (future IBM employee) there comes a time that they realise, "OMG, we can simulate a brain!" and 1% of them will apply for a grant at their local national institution later.

  56. We can already immitate a cat in software by RobinH · · Score: 1

    The longer-term goal is to create a system with the level of complexity of a cat's brain.

    We can already model a cat's behavior in software.

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    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
  57. There's time involved by ghostbar38 · · Score: 0

    Nerves transmit energy at high speed rates... That's most of the trick

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  58. Randomly-wired networks do not make a brain by touretzky · · Score: 1

    A lot of publications have picked up this IBM press release, resulting in what must be some of the worst science reporting of the year. Modha and his colleagues at IBM have not simulated a mouse or rat brain. No one can do that at present; the wiring diagram isn't known at that level of detail.

    What they did was simulate a huge, randomly-wired network of grossly simplified "neurons" on a supercomputer. The number of units was roughly comparable to the number of neurons in rat cortex, and the statistics of short vs. long-range connections (intra vs. inter-cluster connections) was vaguely suggestive of the organization of cortex, But they used single-compartment, integrate-and-fire neurons that are vastly simpler than real neurons, which do lots of nonlinear processing in their complex dendritic trees. So their network didn't actually compute anything at all. What it did, basically, was oscillate.

    http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=1362627

    Calling this a simulation of a severely brain-damaged baby rat being run through a blender while having an epileptic seizure would still imply far too much realism to this cartoon.

    The Modha group's work is a useful step toward the long-term goal of eventually building large-scale simulations of cortical circuitry on a supercomputer. But to report that they've presently produced a simulation of "a mouse brain", as some of the news articles are saying, is ludicrous.

    The amount of neuroscience that needs to be done, the number of people required, and the time and costs it will take to produce an accurate simulation of even a mouse brain are orders of magnitude larger than this modest $4.9 million research contract. I'm amazed that technology reporters can be so gullible.

  59. CAM Brain Machine? by Jizzbug · · Score: 0

    What about the CBM, CAM Brain Machine? Cellular Automata based evolved neural networks... Pretty old shit.

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  60. Mod Parent Up by DanOrc451 · · Score: 1

    Too true.

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