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Ballmer Ordered To Testify In 'Vista Capable' Case

alphadogg writes "A federal judge in Seattle has ordered Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to testify in a class action lawsuit against Microsoft that alleges the company misled consumers in a marketing campaign for its Windows Vista operating system in which computers sold with an older Microsoft OS were labeled 'Vista Capable' when in fact they could only run a basic version of Vista. Ballmer has unique personal knowledge of facts surrounding the case, therefore he must face questioning, Judge Marsha Pechman of the US District Court for the Western District of Washington at Seattle ruled, according to court documents released late Friday."

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  1. Ballmer in court by rallymatte · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if they allow chair-throwing in court these days.
    If they do, I think Microsoft stands a pretty good chance.

    1. Re:Ballmer in court by Andr+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

      What about monkey-dancing? The judge will be amazed!

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    2. Re:Ballmer in court by FinchWorld · · Score: 5, Funny

      Judge: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys, but I got a few complaints this case is crooked.
      Ballmer: [laughs] And how.
      Judge: Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here. [Holds out the palm of his hand and motions his fingers so as to suggest that this is a bribe]
      Ballmer: I understand.
      Bill: Um, hey, Ballmer, I-- I think he wants--
      Ballmer: Not right now, Bill. Monkey Boy is talking to a Judge.
      Judge: Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. [nods as he says Bill] Have you seen any Bills around here? [nods]
      Ballmer: Yes. [points at Bill] He's Bill.
      Judge: [groans] I-- Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
      Ballmer: Okay.
      Judge: The guy I'm really looking for--wink--is Mr. Bribe--wink, wink. [holds out hand again]
      Ballmer: It's a lightweight operating system.
      Jusge: All right, that's it, I'm shutting this shit down.

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    3. Re:Ballmer in court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      all rise .... and duck!

    4. Re:Ballmer in court by AioKits · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a good thing Jusge broke in at the end to put an end to all this corruption!

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    5. Re:Ballmer in court by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Prosecution: Following all the evidence that we have seen, in which many different customers and partners of Microsoft mention discussing the problems with you, do you maintain that you had no knowledge of these problems?

      Ballmer: Erg... ugh... errg!

      Judge: MISTER Ballmer! You have been warned before. I will find you in contempt of this court if you continue your attempts to dislodge the seat in the witness stand.

      Ballmer: [Sits down, sweaty. Sighs.]

      Judge: Answer the question, Mr Ballmer.
      MISTER BALLMER! Why are you painting your face blue?!

      Ballmer: I'm a PC and... I have just crashed.

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  2. Re:Hmm by daviee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At the end, it still comes with and runs a version of Vista.

    There are true marketing scams, but IMO, this is not one of them.

  3. Re:Hmm by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The sad irony is that MS lowered the standards to get Vista onto machines that could not support Aero. The original assumption that no one would buy these machines if consumers knew that they could not upgrade from XP to Vista. Considering the negative experiences that many of them consumers had on these machines, many of them don't want Vista nowadays.

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  4. Capable doesn't means complete by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Part of the issue here is the meaning of the word capable. Balmer has already said that Vista isn't really a capable operating system (or at least wasn't when launched) so surely the argument therefore is that a machine that is incapable of running Vista is therefore getting exactly the same experience (or better) than someone who is actually running Vista.

    Thus actually Vista Capable is a comparison between XP and Vista and thus you are better off having XP as that is just as capable as Vista.

    Come on are we seriously thinking that Balmer can't talk his way around the word Capable?

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    1. Re:Capable doesn't means complete by twl1973 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just use the Bill Clinton defense: It depends on your definition of the word "is".

  5. Re:Hmm by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although I agree with the justice of going after them for misleading statements, I reckon all-in-all these people are better off, having got a PC with XP rather than being forced to wrestle the leviathan.

    ...except the point is that the point of the lawsuit is that people intending to run Vista bought the computers, and found to their chagrin that they couldn't run it. Which means they were wrestling the leviathan, just with even poorer weapons.

    I do feel for them. I have a laptop I bought in April, 4GB RAM, and Vista (preinstalled) has always just been obscenely slow when doing anything like logging in, switching users, etc. Absolutely ridiculous.

  6. Re:So? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Informative

    You must be new here. :P

    Here's the point of the plaintiffs: Vista is advertised to have all these nice features. Aero was one of them. Vista Basic does not run Aero because the machines cannot support it. It was not evident to most consumers that Vista Basic was the most stripped down version that could not do this because it was in the fine print. It didn't matter the cost of the machine per se. It was the video chipset that mattered. Mike Nash, VP of MS, bought a $2,100 computer that could not run Aero.

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  7. Re:Hmm by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 5, Informative

    At the end, it still comes with and runs a version of Vista.

    Actually these machines *didn't* come with a version of Vista. They came with a sticker claiming they are capable of running Vista with no specific of which version of Vista they would be capable of running. As a result, this sticker meant different things to MS marketroids than it did to consumers who found the stickers misleading; hence the lawsuit.

  8. Re:Hmm by TTURabble · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wrong, this is classic bait and switch.

    You bait them with pretty pictures and a new user interface, then you switch it out with something that looks and feels just like XP. Even their new marketing campaign (mojave) pushes the UI with the "participants" talking about how great everything looks. I have yet to see a vista commercial that talks about the technical merits of the operating system, because your average user doesn't understand or care about indexed search or file systems etc.

  9. Re:Hmm by Ephemeriis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Although I agree with the justice of going after them for misleading statements, I reckon all-in-all these people are better off, having got a PC with XP rather than being forced to wrestle the leviathan.

    I think you misunderstand.

    This isn't about whether a computer shipped with Vista or XP, this is about how a computer was labeled.

    Microsoft has a qualification process that decides what sticker you're allowed to put on your PC. If your machine meets the requirements you are allowed to brand your computer as "Vista Capable".

    Microsoft intentionally lowered the requirements for their sticker program in order to include computers that probably should not have qualified.

    This means that there are people out there who bought computers intending to run Vista on them, and thought that the machine was capable of running Vista, and were then disappointed to find out that they could only run a very limited version of Vista.

    You can certainly argue that XP is a better OS than Vista, and I don't think you'll see a whole lot of people disagreeing with you around here. But the fact of the matter is that people expected something that they weren't getting.

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  10. Re:Hmm by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It also fooled MS employees. One of the damning e-mails was a VP who bought a Vista capable laptop and was pissed it couldn't run Vista in a usable way.

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  11. Re:So? by Sparks23 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aero was /advertised as such/, which is part of the point here. The issue isn't the actual functionality of stuff in Vista Business or Ultimate; the issue is the misleading expectations Microsoft allowed.

    Microsoft went, "Look! Here is our new shiny OS, Vista! Vista can play movies! Vista has shiny UI! Vista can sing and dance and make you coffee! And look, because this will be coming out soon, we've even labeled computers for you so you'll know which ones are ready for the Vista Experience!"

    Consumers went, "Yay! Thank you, Microsoft! This makes my life easier! I, a non-technical consumer who do not wish to have to worry about hardware specifications but do wish to enjoy the benefits of this OS you are telling me about, have gone and bought one of your conveniently labeled computers!"

    Then Vista comes out and the consumers try to run Vista Ultimate or Vista Business or whatever, and discover their computer can't. And Microsoft goes, "Oh... yeah, /that/ computer? That one is kind of a piece of junk. That has a crappy Intel chip which can only run this lower-end version. This version doesn't have shiny UI, only plays movies that are 3 years old, and the singing and dancing part only includes musical numbers from Bollywood films. And while this version of Vista can still make you coffee, the coffee can only be decaf with artificial creamer. Didn't you read all the fine print specifications on the Vista box?"

    And the consumers go, "WTF BBQ I paid $2600 for this laptop! You said this would run Vista! There's a label right on the computer! I bought this because I didn't want to have to worry about figuring out what hardware my computer had and whether that was enough for various Vista stuff! I bought this computer /specifically/ since the computer says it can run Vista!"

    Microsoft goes, "Well, that computer /does/ run Vista! Just not the same version of Vista we were telling you about earlier, that's all. Not our fault you got confused about that."

    And the consumers go, "LAWSUIT!"

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  12. Re:Hmm by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Inevitable car analogies:

    This car is ready to be entered in the Indy 500!

    Well, actually it has a top speed of 35 MPH and can't even vaguely qualify, but you CAN enter it!

    Off road ready!

    Your driveway isn't technically a road and it can go there as long as it's not too steep. Just floor it, you'll eventually creep up to the garage.

    Comfortably seats six (infants)

    Anti-lock brakes (as long as you're not going more than 5 MPH).

    Faster than any computer on the planet (in 1945)

    Sound fair?

  13. Re:Hmm by socrplayr813 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Link to the summary: http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/12/1658249

    and the article: http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080211-vista-capable-scheme-was-panned-at-microsoft.html

    Mike Nash, currently a corporate vice president for Windows product management, wrote in an e-mail, "I PERSONALLY got burnt. ... Are we seeing this from a lot of customers? ... I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine." Jim Allchin, then the co-president of Microsoft's Platforms and Services Division, wrote in another e-mail, "We really botched this. ... You guys have to do a better job with our customers."

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