Spanish City Sets Up Solar Cemetery
A Spanish city has found an unusual place to generate renewable energy — solar panels in the cemetery. Santa Coloma de Gramanet has installed 462 solar panels over its multi-story mausoleums. The plan was met with some derision at first, but thanks to a successful marketing campaign, the solar cemetery has public support. It has been such a success that there are already plans to install more panels in an effort to triple the amount of power generated. The installation cost 720,000 euros (£608,000) but will keep about 62 tonnes of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere every year, said Esteve Serret, a director of Conste-Live Energy, the company that runs the cemetery and also works in renewable energy. I'm sure a solar powered zombie movie is already in the works.
I'm sure a solar powered zombie movie is already in the works.
Yeah, but I'm sure they'll figure out a way to incorporate the solar panels into weapons. Zombie BBQ!
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will keep about 62 tonnes of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere every year
And the residents also cut their CO2 footprint by about 2 tons per year, simply by not breathing.
I know for a fact that my grandfather who passed away recently would have paid extra to be buried in a cemetery that generates clean energy.
1 - Throw coffin with 6 tiny rockets (N,S,W,E,U,D).
2 - Activate algorithm "every hour activate rocket away from sun for five seconds".
3 - Wait.
I wonder how much pollution/CO2 was 'pumped in to the atmosphere' when making these panels. Presumably from what I've read on solar panels, it was probably around 620 Tonnes, as the general figure is it takes 10 years to recoup the enegery expended in making these things. How long are these panels expected to last?
a good use of otherwise dead space.
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