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RIAA's Oppenheim Tries To Protect MediaSentry

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The RIAA's 'Prince of Darkness,' Washington DC lawyer Matthew Jan Oppenheim of The Oppenheim Group, who controls and supervises all of the RIAA litigations against ordinary folks, has requested permission to intervene in the 'probable cause' hearing scheduled next week in Raleigh, North Carolina, against MediaSentry. The hearing was convened by North Carolina's Private Protective Services Board, after complaints were filed by a law firm representing a number of North Carolina State University students who had been targeted by the RIAA based on the unlicensed 'investigation' conducted by SafeNet (the new name for MediaSentry). I guess the RIAA is worried. They should be."

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  1. Re:Fuck em by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    what was the name of teh RIAA before?

    mafia?

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  2. Prince of Darkness, hah! by tsa · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The RIAA's 'Prince of Darkness,' Washington DC lawyer Matthew Jan Oppenheim..."

    How lang has he been Prince of Darkness? I bet not since 1979!

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    1. Re:Prince of Darkness, hah! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      How lang has he been Prince of Darkness? I bet not since 1979 [youtube.com]!

      Trust me on this one.

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    2. Re:Prince of Darkness, hah! by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't his office down the hall from Catbert's?

  3. Goog Grief! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could someone please introduce Ray Beckerman to a decent CMS and donate some design work so his site doesn't hurt the eyes?

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    1. Re:Goog Grief! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Could someone please introduce Ray Beckerman to a decent CMS and donate some design work so his site doesn't hurt the eyes?

      Why thank you.

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  4. Oppenheim(er) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am become death destroyer of digital rights

  5. Death, the Destroyer of Worlds by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh wait, I thought you said Oppenheimer.

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  6. Oppenheim(er) by senorpoco · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am become death destroyer of digital rights.

  7. Re:Fuck em by stonedcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    They used to be called VAGINA.

    Very Aggravating Generally Inconsiderate Nazi Assholes

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  8. I help... by cffrost · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use PeerGuardian to help protect MediaSentry from accidentally downloading any potentially copyrighted works from me. I'd feel awful if they inadvertently came into possession of illegal data on account of my negligence. Suppose I mis-named something that I copyrighted? I'd cry if I were forced to sue the fuck out of them for casual infringement.

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  9. Re:Fuck em by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Fuck em" is an effective method of protest against unjust laws.

    I agree. Sleeping with a few politicians and judges might get some laws changed!

  10. Re:Dear Slashdot Mods, by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just because you really like a guy (and I like NewYorkCountryLawyer too -- his work is invaluable) does not mean that "Why thank you" is Insightful in any way.

    You are of course 100% right about that. I wasn't being 'insightful' or 'informative', I was just expressing my gratitude. But the thing is, sometimes when I do that I get modded down as 'redundant', so this just kind of evens things out.

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  11. Re:Dear Slashdot Mods, by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look, this is Slashdot, not a courtroom. Just relax, contribute to the conversation, and don't worry about mods (unfair or otherwise) to other posters. Besides, this is a new thread and odds are his post will be taken down a notch or two anyway. Personally, I'd have given it a Funny mod.

    I would have liked that. "Funny" mods are hard for me to come by; my sense of humor has never been one of my strong points.

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  12. Re:Fuck em by Kagura · · Score: 3, Funny

    RIAA's Oppenheim Tries To Protect MediaSentry

    Speaking of Oppenheim, if you've got a problem... there's only one way to be sure. ;)