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Apple Disables Egyptian iPhones' GPS

floydman writes "Apparently the Egyptian government is paranoid about its community using GPS devices, to the degree that it demanded Apple remove any GPS functionality from its iPhone 3G. They claim that 'GPS functionality should be limited to military purposes.' Egyptian blogger Ahmed Gabr brought this issue up in another article, and talks about how this does not make sense, since Google maps and the like can be used. I also happen to know for a fact that most of the modern cars in Egypt have built-in GPS systems."

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  1. Why do Egyptians need GPS anyway? by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't they just look around and figure out which pyramids they are standing between and go from there?

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    1. Re:Why do Egyptians need GPS anyway? by wafflze · · Score: 1, Funny

      To figure out which way is east? ewww ... too soon?

    2. Re:Why do Egyptians need GPS anyway? by genner · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can't they just look around and figure out which pyramids they are standing between and go from there?

      But they all look alike. This wouldn't be a problem if they had listened to my idea of bulding a square pyramid.

    3. Re:Why do Egyptians need GPS anyway? by Keith_Beef · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pyramid based triangulation...? No, that will never catch on.

      K.

  2. Re:Swell plan by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

    grab your iphone.. fire up urban spoon...

    shake...

    Choices are sand, sand, sand...

    Hmmm.... I think we'll have sand today.

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  3. They're afraid of something by VShael · · Score: 2, Funny

    and they're afraid to say what it is that they're afraid of.

    Interesting.

    I'm sure it has something to do with the Pyramids and geo-caching. :)

  4. Re:Swell plan by Steauengeglase · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the answer is armed kids in knock-off Versace.

  5. Re:fr1st pst by Barsteward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought that camels have built in GPS.

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  6. Re:Swell plan by Jesse_vd · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't be ridiculous, iPhone can't send MMS!

  7. Re:Location, location, location... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the above is the case, it's a pretty dumb approach, since a GPS-enabled iPhone could just be smuggled in.

    Besides, there's no way Apple would allow that software into the app store.

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  8. Re:Swell plan by Animaether · · Score: 4, Funny

    Preamble: English is not my native language

    "Let's also assume you were smart enough to bring along a sat phone for emergencies (like this one)"
    How can that be misinterpreted to read that he meant the iPhone was a satellite phone?

    Simple substitution:
    "Let's also assume you were smart enough to bring along a sat phone for emergencies (like the iPhone)"
    Ahhh, so the iPhone is an emergency! Err, wait.

    If he wanted things to read like the iPhone was a satellite phone, he'd write:
    "Let's also assume you were smart enough to bring along a sat phone (like the iPhone) for emergencies"

    However, if you unsubstitute that:
    "Let's also assume you were smart enough to bring along a sat phone (like this one) for emergencies"

    Then you'd have to scan around for what "like this one" would be referring to.. his post doesn't refer to any specific phone at all.. if this wasn't slashdot with its auto-domain-appendage bits, I would move my mouse over the "like this one" expecting to find it linking to a satellite phone.. I would not assume he meant the iPhone.

    Going back to the original line, however, "like this one" easily finds context in "your car broke down and you're in the middle of the desert."

    That's not to say the original phrasing can't be improved...
    "But let's imagine your car broke down and you're in the middle of the desert. Let's also assume you were smart enough to bring along a sat phone for such emergencies."

    But to think he meant the iPhone was an example of a satellite phone? hm.

  9. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aha. And that falls under "most new cars" how, exactly? Would you like a side of fail with that?

  10. Wags finger at Egytptian Government. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tut. Tut. Tut.

    Whose our sun god?
    Ra! Ra! Ra!

    Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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  11. Re:Location, location, location... by cizoozic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Besides, there's no way Apple would allow that software into the app store.

    Why, does Apple already offer an official iBomb app?

  12. Re:fr1st pst by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

    their nefarious plot is most transparent. by banning GPS the Egyptian government clearly means to induce a perpetually lost state in the population. this in turn would emasculate the entire civilian male population by forcing them to ask the military for directions, in essence surrendering every shred of their manhood to the Egyptian government in the ultimate act of sexual submission. the government, meanwhile, would have their throbbing virility cemented by their exclusive control of GPS technology--their GPS antennas standing fully erect, thrusting skyward as a potent symbol of their dominance over their now gelded population.

    oh, such cruel tyranny. if only they'd gotten the G1 instead...

  13. Re:Swell plan by konohitowa · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you mod me Overrated, you are admitting that you have no penis.

    Damn! And me with no mod points...

  14. Re:Swell plan by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    You deal with tourists at a regular base or are otherwise experienced in dealing with stupid people?

    The second one.