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Birth of the Moon: a Runaway Nuclear Reaction?

An anonymous reader writes "How the Moon arose has long stumped scientists. Now Dutch geophysicists argue that it was created not by a massive collision 4.5 billion years ago, but by a runaway nuclear reaction deep inside the young Earth."

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  1. stupid scientists by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    the moon is made of cheese

    clearly, the young earth was lactose intolerant, and ejected it for that reason

    the problem is all infants can digest lactose, and lose the lactase enzyme ability later in life if they don't have the right genes

    but all theories have holes in them

    like swiss cheese!

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  2. Runaway Nuclear Reaction... by bytethese · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check. Dutch Scientists, Check. Thought that the moon was caused by a Cosmic Dutch Oven, Priceless.

  3. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  4. Sanitation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Earth basically got a bad case of gas, had an accident and now has its own turd in orbit.

  5. Collision Theory by tchiseen · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought that a number of scientists had run simulations explaining the earth/moon systems creation via a collision. I even saw it on TV on a special narrated by Tony Robbins, so it MUST be true!

  6. The Moon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Moon is a secret Italian conspiracy to spy on, undermine, infiltrate, and subvert America. That's why it is always in OUR sky -- ever wondered about that? How come Mexicans and Chinese don't get the Moon? Because they are in league with the nefarious Italians against our Great Fatherland.

  7. Not possible by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny

    We all know that if there were a nuclear catastrophe of this magnitude, then the whole planet would be hurled through space at such speed that each week we would encounter a new alien race, group of outcasts, or supernatural being. Seeing as the earth is still in its stable orbit around the sun, we can conclude that this must not have happened.

    1. Re:Not possible by Twisted+Willie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless ofcourse, as some might argue, this has already happened.

  8. Re:Or maybe by Sockatume · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's just a deranged fantasy. Now, if you were talking about DC-10s...

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  9. Space 1999 got it wrong... by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but not completely. The nuclear waste that caused the moon to be torn away were stored HERE! A cautionary tale?

  10. Teach the hypothetical controversy! by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the moon were real, it would have been created by God. Clearly a large ball of rock is the sign of an intelligent Creator, if it were there.

  11. Re:Or maybe by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually they used DC-8. The 737 didn't come out til like 10 million years later!

  12. Re:Wouldn't there be an empty space? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article is slashdotted but it is possible that when this happened there was no solid surface yet to leave traces of this.

    No, I think the article was slashdotted today.

    The server in flames may leave traces on the floor and walls of the server room, but we'll have to wait for a "Best Way For Bright Child To Clean Server Room?" post to Ask Slashdot to confirm.

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  13. LHC by mevets · · Score: 3, Funny

    version 0.9 ?

  14. That's no moon! by Wolfger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, wait... it is. Nevermind.

  15. Re:Wouldn't there be an empty space? by Smidge207 · · Score: 4, Funny

    People like you are what makes arseholes like Bevets cry at night and hold themselves...you with your "science" and "evidence." Bah! A pox on you!

    =Smidge=

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  16. That's no moon... by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the mother of all core dumps!

  17. Yucca Mountain will get it right? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, as soon Yucca Mountain gets tanked up, the Earth might get another moon?

    That would be cool!

    Less so, if you live in what used to be Nevada.

    Ah, the joys of Space 1999 Physics! Truly worthy of an Ig Nobel!

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