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World of Warcraft, the Restaurant
An Anonymous Coward writes "China's online gaming themed service industry appears to be booming, riding China's fascination with online gaming all the way to the top is a Chinese restaurateur with his World of Warcraft inspired eatery." I would recommend the Critter Bites and the Haunted Herring, but would warn against the Carrion Surprise.
Have you ever eaten authentic chinese food? Carrion surprise isn't too far from it. The people eat boiled cat, for chrissakes.
Haunted herring makes me scared.
Roflberry Pwncakes?
I wonder if the sanitation is also inspired by WoW. If so, we are soooo screwed. There will be zombies everywhere.
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"The Zerg Rush All-You-Can-Eat Special"
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Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
a pc gamer editor once said "if there's a better game then warcraft, I'll eat an orc!" Well, I guess now's your chance, its the other green meat on the menu.
-Ours is the wisdom of Solomon, the magic of Merlyn, the fall of Icaris.
Were I a server there I'd go quickly mad at the number of geeks who would come in and say:
When in a large group: The swarm is eager to feed!
When wanting more of an all you can eat item: More! I want more!
Etc...
Really, I know what I'm doing...Ohhhh, look at the shiny buttons!
Cumberland Farms sells these. (AKA Jimmy Dean)
They're great for diets! Right mix of low-medium grade carbos, sulphur from the egg, and protein sausage packaged at 4 oz a piece so you don't overload on 17 Oz of large bad pepperoni pizza at lunch.
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The Goal: A long simple life filled with many complex toys.
I'M SO ANGRY!!!
Would there be a goldfarming operation in the back, offering their services on occasion to select customers?
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That's one way they dispose of executed dissidents.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
If this opened in the US would Blizzard sue them out of existence?
I think probably.
You have to fight with opposing patrons for each time you go up for food.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
I think the link just got Zerged.
wow. I can only imagine the look of abject disappointment when my gf realizes "this" is the fancy restaurant I'm taking her to.
Just because it's not the answer you wanted, doesn't mean it isn't the right answer. Because if you did disable it, it wouldn't be there in the first place, making your real question completely moot. And knowing that, but asking anyway, is pretty effin retarded.
But because I'm nice, I'll answer the real question: To inspire posts like yours, for the amusement of others.
The enemies of Democracy are
Do you have to order and eat 10 loafs of bread and 10 glasses of water before you can have a bowl of soup and some milk?
ME GOOD FARMER
So does this mean I'll leave there with a nice stamina buff, some extra mana per 5 sec, and look like a ninja?
The big downside is that you have to kill lots of the staff to get your bill to drop.
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
Go into your profile settings, and tell it to leave out idle stories on the main page. Then stop complaining.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Assuming this guy actually got permissions from Blizzard and they don't IRL permban him, all this guy has to do is offer an internet hotspot and he'll be China's version of McDonald's. He'd have WoW addicts in there 24/7 grubbin' and gamin'.
When they mentioned theme, I was hoping that all the staff would cosplay as a WOW character or that the devoted fan would go in character. It was rather disappointing that neither was the case.
Ever since I started killing boars for their intestines, I dreamed of the day where I could taste just a slice of WoW. I just hope this restaurant follows canonical recipes.
Bear Meat + Boar Intestines + Spider Ichor = Crazy Delicious Blood Sausage
Mmm, I can smell it cooking right now.
Guest : Hi, I'd like to have the Murloc Stew.
Waiter : Excellent choice. Bring me the head of 3 murlocs and a liver from Elder Scolrum.
Guest : Mage LFM Murloc Stew.
Every day I'm so glad I quit WoW long ago... It gives me the chance to laugh at those who still take it so damn seriously... :)
To ask a similar question, posed in a much friendlier manner: How do I keep Idle out of my Slashdot RSS feed?
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However you have to go through ten different members of the waitstaff until you find one that actually drops your meal.
...but the waiter told me I needed to level some more before I could eat it.
> The big downside is that you have to kill lots of the staff to get your bill to drop.
That only sounds bad until you realize that you were going to have to do that to pay for the meal anyhow.
I didn't know where Idle is, since I don't compulsively visit Slashdot and this article was the first I heard of it.
Rage more, please. I can't comprehend what your life must be like if something so trivial sets you of. Oh wait, I can. I work with a guy like you. I started in a junior position to him, and I'm now lead engineer in his team.
He does good work, but his, uh, lack of anything approaching social ability of any kind (and I'm not exactly Mr. Social), means he's going to be stuck at that level for a long time.
Lighten up some...
No matter what you do, you'll still walk out fat, 40, and a virgin.
The chef recommends Savory Deviate Delight served with a lovely hollandaise sauce.