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Indian GPS Cartographers Charged As Terrorists

chrb writes "Following on from the discussion about Apple disabling GPS in Egyptian iPhones, we have a new case of the conflict between the traditional secrecy of government, and the widening availability of cheap, accurate GPS devices around the world. On 5th December, two software engineers employed by Biond Software in India were arrested for mapping highways using vehicle based GPS devices. Further evidence against the pair emerged when it was found that a laptop they had been using in the car contained some photos of the local airforce base. The company claims they had been commissioned by Nokia Navigator to create maps of local roads and terrain. Following an investigation by the Anti Terrorist Squad of Gujarat the cartographers have now been charged with violating the Official Secrets Act and will remain in custody."

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  1. Re:Crazy Indians? by Teresita · · Score: 5, Funny

    The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass.

  2. With a name like "The Official Secrets Act" by jeffmeden · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You are in violation of the Official Secrets Act, you are under arrest."

    "The official secrets act? What's that?"

    "An official secret. Now put your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain ignorant of your crimes. You have the right to a low quality attorney. And you have the right to not ask any more stupid questions..."

  3. Re:Charged As Terrorists? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    GPS information is an official secret?

    "Where am I?"
    "You have no right to know that."

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  4. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm glad somebody took the time to make a car analogy for me, otherwise I wouldn't have understood this at all...

  5. Re:RTFA by Sta7ic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Technically, it's been a van analogy, but hey.

  6. Re:Crazy Indians? by jackalope · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually I know of two things more dangerous:

    1) A programmer with a screwdriver
    2) A salesman with an install disc

  7. Re:Bankrupting justice by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Governments spend billions of dollars and many years building up their credibility. Every time the justice system fails, that credit is lost. In time, if corrective measures aren't taken, the justice department finds itself bankrupt - people have zero respect for the law (because it is corrupt), and much contempt for the law. Society becomes lawless.

    Not all governments. Some governments have wisely looked ahead, realized this process is inevitable, and saved the initial outlay. Modern cases in point are Mexico and Russia.

  8. You're forgetting.. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is India. They couldn't possibly arrest a flying holy cow.

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  9. Re:Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is this article title red?

    *Sigh* This question keeps getting asked, so I feel duty-bound to inform you of the true answer.

    It's a test of your sexuality; only people who enjoy performing sexual acts with four-legged mammals of various equine species see it as red- it looks green to the rest of us.

    There- now I don't expect to see anyone asking that question again. :)

    P.S. If there's anyone out there who sees it as purple with yellow stripes, please contact me *immediately*.

  10. Re:Charged As Terrorists? by matrim99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, to stay out of trouble, they'd be safer knowing every location that it is NOT at, and extrapolating from there.

    Tongue, cheek, and all that.

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  11. Re:Crazy Indians? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Funny

    Therefore we can deduce that a salesman with a screwdriver would be truly terrifying.

  12. Re:Well by Warll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well isn't it obvious? He followed Google Map's road lay out and drove right into the fence.

  13. Re:Official Secrets Act != Terrorism Charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think you're lying. Post some pics of those signs in front the aforementioned buildings and installations and I'll believe you.

  14. Volatile India-Pakistan by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Standoff enters day 11,834. It's a powder-keg. For sure. They could totally nuke each other any second.

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  15. Re:RTFA by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it's been a van analogy

    Ranjan Foley: Living in a van, down by the Ganges.

  16. Re:Official Secrets Act != Terrorism Charge by mdmkolbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go to ANY military airfield in the USA; there are signs specifying two things

    Could you provide a photo of these signs to back up your claim?

  17. Re:Crazy Indians? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Funny
    3) A home user who has a family member than "knows how to fix them Windows problems and make it fast".

    Although I make a decent amount of cash from those id10ts so i shouldn't complain ;-)

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  18. Re:Crazy Indians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The above post has been classified "Secret".

    - Troy Kent King

  19. Re:Wat? by the_bard17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've been putting what where?

    Never mind, I don't want to know...

  20. Re:Charged As Terrorists? by davolfman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.

  21. Re:Crazy Indians? by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sell screwdrivers, you insensitive clod!

  22. Re:Crazy Indians? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    2) A salesman with an install disc

    Q: What is the difference between a used car and software sales?

    A: The car salesman knows he is lying.