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Burger King Releases Burger-scented Men's Body Spray

Posted by samzenpus on from the you-smell-delicious dept.

designperfection9 writes "Burger King has lit a flame in the deodorant industry with the release of a new men's body spray called 'Flame.' The bottle is believed to contain the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Let me know when they come up with a french fry-scented laundry detergent.

13 comments

  1. I'm getting this immediately by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    It will be perfect synergy when the Flame body spray meets my "home of the Whopper" underwear.

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    1. Re:I'm getting this immediately by giantweevil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Won't the ladies be disappointed when you turn out to only have a big mac?

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    2. Re:I'm getting this immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when they find out his Quarter Pounder is really just a McNugget.

  2. And in related news by gijoel · · Score: 1

    Bear attacks and cannibalism is up 500%. Scientists at Burger King say that there is no direct correlation.

  3. Men's Body Spray? by Moosacious · · Score: 1

    It should be a women's perfume. I've often wondered if a meaty smelling woman would be appealing to me or not. I somehow feel that a meaty man would be kind of a put off to women.

    1. Re:Men's Body Spray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be a women's perfume. I've often wondered if a meaty smelling woman would be appealing to me or not. I somehow feel that a meaty man would be kind of a put off to women.

      It is to me, my wife has been managing the local BK for about five years and her coming home smelling like Whoppers never gets old. :-)

  4. Broiled burger mania? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over 20 years later, I can still remember that smell on my clothes after a shift at BK. I don't know if this perfume will be an aphrodisiac. Or cause whole hordes of former burger broilers to go on a rampage with lettuce, pickles, and special sauce.

  5. lkhfl by eltaco · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    as basically anyone here, I don't actually care about what idle has to spew. just checking out my sig.

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    1. Re:lkhfl by eltaco · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      forgive the bad form, but xyeah, nice tits etc rah rah

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  6. Makes sense by Mouldy · · Score: 1

    I suppose, if you're desperate enough to want to try this deodorant is most likely desperate enough to ef a fatty. In which case, this deodorant is perfect for the job.

  7. Dopamine by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    An orgasm is the dopamine equivalent of two cheeseburgers, so if you apply this to both underarms, there you go.

  8. Chicks dig a big Mac by tepples · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine that the chicks dig a 24" iMac a lot more than a smudgy HP TouchSmart PC.