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  1. Re:I foresee on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    Hey, are you interested in a grand vizier position? There's an opening in my evil empire.

  2. Re:She might be right... on Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of chlorine? It's a magical substance that kills single celled organisms!

    Can you guess what pools have in them?

  3. Re:Tux cant handle the Cuban heat. on Cuba Launches Own Linux Variation · · Score: 1

    >all production is a public monopoly

    Wouldn't that be, say... communism?

  4. Re:You think like a ReThuglican Jew on Why Sustainable Power Is Unsustainable · · Score: 1

    >Jew
    >Hitler-loving

    Wait, what?

    Am I missing something here, or did he just say that Jews love Hitler?

  5. Re:No readers? No surprise! on UK Can't Read Its Own ID Cards · · Score: 1

    Because if it were Joseph Stalin, the card would be reading them.

  6. Re:Wait, what? on Streaming Video Service Coming To the Wii · · Score: 1

    It could try, but most people will take the free option above paying for anything.

  7. Wait, what? on Streaming Video Service Coming To the Wii · · Score: 1

    Can't you already do this with the Opera browser for the Wii?

    I know I can get on Youtube/Veoh/etc and watch stuff.

    How can a pay service compete with that?

  8. Re:I'm getting this immediately on Burger King Releases Burger-scented Men's Body Spray · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't the ladies be disappointed when you turn out to only have a big mac?

  9. Re:No screws & hinges for a reason on The PETA Coffin · · Score: 1

    Metal is recyclable, though.

    It can be re-used, it doesn't have to biodegrade.

  10. Re:Canada on Australian Teachers Told Marking In Red Damages Students · · Score: 1

    I really think the schools should be back-pedalling on the touchy-feely stuff. I mean, does the real world care if you have good self-esteem? Does the real world care if you insult people?

    I mean, seriously, isn't school supposed to prepare you for the real world, not set you up for failure?

    Also, suicide is a useful population control, and should be viewed as such.

  11. Re:DRM? on Nintendo To Start Publishing Ebooks On the DS · · Score: 1

    Wait, I may see your problem.

    What slot were you putting it in? I think you have to use the GBA one.

    Also, this gives me yet another reason to get a DS.

  12. Re:IdleisPants on Man Fights Parking Ticket For Two Years · · Score: 1

    He's addicted, addicted to Idle!

    It's like smoking but with eye cancer and carpal tunnel.

  13. Then again, back in the first hand on Restaurant Charges Extra If You Don't Finish Everything · · Score: 1

    They're saving money by implementing this in the first place, so they should make about the same, if not more, money by using this.

    inb4 redundant.

  14. Re:10,000 URLs? on Clarifying the Next Step in Australia's Net-Censorship Scheme · · Score: 1

    Apparently You've never heard of a little site called 4chan.org

    Which is probably on the list, come to think of it.

  15. Re:It could have been worse on Race and Racism In Video Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    It doesn't matter, we still can't stop there.

    Worse than bat country, goddamn.

  16. Re:Misuse of closing-wounds-with-beams thing on Surgeons Weld Wounds Shut With Surgical Laser · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Luckily, you could just remove the solder and open your ass.

  17. Re:Another report ? on Sweet Molecule Could Lead Us To Alien Life · · Score: 1, Funny

    Metaphysical concrete, perhaps. But are we really talking about concrete here?

    Tell me about your mother.

  18. Re:Do the aliens taste sweet? on Sweet Molecule Could Lead Us To Alien Life · · Score: 0

    You call excessively violent, easily angered things pets?

    You must own a pit bull.

  19. Re:Better solution on Indonesians Want To Microchip AIDS Patients · · Score: 0

    Godwin trap sprung!

  20. Re:Better solution on Indonesians Want To Microchip AIDS Patients · · Score: 0

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand Godwin's law strikes again.

  21. I think PETA may have made a huge blunder here on PETA Using Games To Spread Its Message · · Score: 0

    Honestly, the game made me hungry. I went out and ate a big turkey I wouldn't have otherwise.

    Also, the people who made this game? Biggest trolls ever. They made it delicious on purpose.

  22. Re:Cool on Creative GPLs X-Fi Sound Card Driver Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    As have I.

    Now I have to go get my X-Fi out of my brother's computer.

    This should be (fun|bloody)

  23. Re:Cloudy on Space Litter To Hit Earth Tomorrow · · Score: 0

    As a matter of fact, there is no WHOOSH.

    It's more of a high-frequency screaming over radio waves.

  24. Re:This government is really naive on Australia's ISPs Speak Out Against Filtering · · Score: 0

    Let's ban blunt objects too!

    Then there's no way you can kill somebody!

    Oh wait, what about strangulation...

    NO HANDS FOR YOU!

    Banning weapons is idiotic.

  25. Re:This government is really naive on Australia's ISPs Speak Out Against Filtering · · Score: 0

    It's directed at the diebold manufacturers, I suspect.

    I dunno, they could just be doing it wrong.